Bad/Lame Jokes

[MiketheSnow]

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Jeez Mike …
[shakes head slowly]

[reprobate]

@MiketheSnow surely Instant.

[MiketheSnow]

@reprobate said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MiketheSnow surely Instant.

That’s his sister

[MiketheSnow]

[Windows97]

I was washing my car with my Son the other day, and he turns to me an says "Dad, can we please just use a sponge?"

[MiketheSnow]

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[BerniesCorner]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

They need to bend their ways

[No Quarter]

I told a joke on a Zoom Meeting and no-one laughed…It turns out I'm not remotely funny.

[No Quarter]

My wife said to me yesterday "I already have 14 good reasons to leave you, and now you have an annoying obsession with Wimbledon"

I said "that's 15, love"

[Victor Meldrew]

[MN5]

@No-Quarter

I told both of yours to the other half……

Instead of raucous laughter all I got from her was “The boys ( as in my sons ) told me those when you were out walking with your Dad”

( the old man and I went for a stroll in the gardens while everyone else stayed home )

Fuck sake, whilst I’m thrilled to bits they get on with their stepmum I’m devastated they’re telling jokes behind my back !!!

[Bones]

@MN5 so they're the new guys that have signed up recently?

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 so they're the new guys that have signed up recently?

I don’t understand you at all

[Bones]

@MN5 they're reading the fern ya numbnuts

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 they're reading the fern ya numbnuts

Oh right.

Na they have lives.

[No Quarter]

@MN5 on the one hand, how dare they tell jokes of that quality without you. On the other hand, it's good to see them practicing their Dad skills early on.

[Machpants]