Bad/Lame Jokes
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I told a joke on a Zoom Meeting and no-one laughed…It turns out I'm not remotely funny.
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My wife said to me yesterday "I already have 14 good reasons to leave you, and now you have an annoying obsession with Wimbledon"
I said "that's 15, love"
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I told both of yours to the other half……
Instead of raucous laughter all I got from her was “The boys ( as in my sons ) told me those when you were out walking with your Dad”
( the old man and I went for a stroll in the gardens while everyone else stayed home )
Fuck sake, whilst I’m thrilled to bits they get on with their stepmum I’m devastated they’re telling jokes behind my back !!!
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Gene Krupa once got a letter in the mail addressed to “The World’s Greatest Drummer.” He immediately put it back in the mail and forwarded it to Joe Morello. Joe took one look, and without even opening it, forwarded it to Buddy Rich. Buddy, of course, opened it.
It began, “Dear Ringo….”
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Fact: You can’t spell advertisements without having semen between the tits.
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What did the non binary gold prospector say?
There’s gold in them their hills.
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A man was brought into Scarborough Hospital today. X-rays and an MRI scan showed that he had 26 plastic model horses inserted into his back passage.
Doctors described his condition as “stable”
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
A man was brought into Scarborough Hospital today. X-rays and an MRI scan showed that he had 26 plastic model horses inserted into his back passage.
Doctors described his condition as “stable”
Neigh. Thumbs down.
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I once worked in a kitchen that was a proper hothouse. They only allowed the head chef proper ventilation.
One flue over the cook who's best.
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