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  • BonesB Offline
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    @MN5 so they're the new guys that have signed up recently?

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 so they're the new guys that have signed up recently?

    I don’t understand you at all

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    @MN5 they're reading the fern ya numbnuts

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 they're reading the fern ya numbnuts

    Oh right.

    Na they have lives.

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    @MN5 on the one hand, how dare they tell jokes of that quality without you. On the other hand, it's good to see them practicing their Dad skills early on.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    Gene Krupa once got a letter in the mail addressed to “The World’s Greatest Drummer.” He immediately put it back in the mail and forwarded it to Joe Morello. Joe took one look, and without even opening it, forwarded it to Buddy Rich. Buddy, of course, opened it.

    It began, “Dear Ringo….”

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    Fact: You can’t spell advertisements without having semen between the tits.

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    What did the non binary gold prospector say?

    There’s gold in them their hills.

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    I told my daughter to go get me a newspaper.

    She laughed at me and said, "Dad! You're so old!! Just use my phone".

    So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.

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    A man was brought into Scarborough Hospital today. X-rays and an MRI scan showed that he had 26 plastic model horses inserted into his back passage.

    Doctors described his condition as “stable”

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    A man was brought into Scarborough Hospital today. X-rays and an MRI scan showed that he had 26 plastic model horses inserted into his back passage.

    Doctors described his condition as “stable”

    Neigh. Thumbs down.

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    I once worked in a kitchen that was a proper hothouse. They only allowed the head chef proper ventilation.

    One flue over the cook who's best.

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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I once worked in a kitchen that was a proper hothouse. They only allowed the head chef proper ventilation.

    One flue over the cook who's best.

    Broooooooo…..

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    I wish I’d listened to my Dad when I was younger.

    Why? What did he say?

    I don’t know.

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    I’ve got this fear of speed bumps but I’m slowly getting over it .

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    The so called funniest jokes at the fringe mostly/all being here

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8erpgy727jo

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