Bad/Lame Jokes
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Gene Krupa once got a letter in the mail addressed to “The World’s Greatest Drummer.” He immediately put it back in the mail and forwarded it to Joe Morello. Joe took one look, and without even opening it, forwarded it to Buddy Rich. Buddy, of course, opened it.
It began, “Dear Ringo….”
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Fact: You can’t spell advertisements without having semen between the tits.
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What did the non binary gold prospector say?
There’s gold in them their hills.
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A man was brought into Scarborough Hospital today. X-rays and an MRI scan showed that he had 26 plastic model horses inserted into his back passage.
Doctors described his condition as “stable”
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
A man was brought into Scarborough Hospital today. X-rays and an MRI scan showed that he had 26 plastic model horses inserted into his back passage.
Doctors described his condition as “stable”
Neigh. Thumbs down.
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I once worked in a kitchen that was a proper hothouse. They only allowed the head chef proper ventilation.
One flue over the cook who's best.
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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I once worked in a kitchen that was a proper hothouse. They only allowed the head chef proper ventilation.
One flue over the cook who's best.
Broooooooo…..
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I wish I’d listened to my Dad when I was younger.
Why? What did he say?
I don’t know.
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I’ve got this fear of speed bumps but I’m slowly getting over it .
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The so called funniest jokes at the fringe mostly/all being here
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They are laaame.
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Best for me
- Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful. - Alex Kitson
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@Machpants said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
The so called funniest jokes at the fringe mostly/all being here
Without checking the ages of the comedians, having read through that list I'm going to presume they're all from the least funny generation since our species invented speech.
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@antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Machpants said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
The so called funniest jokes at the fringe mostly/all being here
Without checking the ages of the comedians, having read through that list I'm going to presume they're all from the least funny generation since our species invented speech.
Can confirm
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@antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Machpants said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
The so called funniest jokes at the fringe mostly/all being here
Without checking the ages of the comedians, having read through that list I'm going to presume they're all from the least funny generation since our species invented speech.
I dunno, Shakespeare is unfunny as anything I've ever seen.
