Bad/Lame Jokes
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A man was brought into Scarborough Hospital today. X-rays and an MRI scan showed that he had 26 plastic model horses inserted into his back passage.
Doctors described his condition as “stable”
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
A man was brought into Scarborough Hospital today. X-rays and an MRI scan showed that he had 26 plastic model horses inserted into his back passage.
Doctors described his condition as “stable”
Neigh. Thumbs down.
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I once worked in a kitchen that was a proper hothouse. They only allowed the head chef proper ventilation.
One flue over the cook who's best.
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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I once worked in a kitchen that was a proper hothouse. They only allowed the head chef proper ventilation.
One flue over the cook who's best.
Broooooooo…..
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I wish I’d listened to my Dad when I was younger.
Why? What did he say?
I don’t know.
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I’ve got this fear of speed bumps but I’m slowly getting over it .
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The so called funniest jokes at the fringe mostly/all being here
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They are laaame.
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Best for me
- Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful. - Alex Kitson
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@Machpants said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
The so called funniest jokes at the fringe mostly/all being here
Without checking the ages of the comedians, having read through that list I'm going to presume they're all from the least funny generation since our species invented speech.
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@antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Machpants said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
The so called funniest jokes at the fringe mostly/all being here
Without checking the ages of the comedians, having read through that list I'm going to presume they're all from the least funny generation since our species invented speech.
Can confirm
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@antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Machpants said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
The so called funniest jokes at the fringe mostly/all being here
Without checking the ages of the comedians, having read through that list I'm going to presume they're all from the least funny generation since our species invented speech.
I dunno, Shakespeare is unfunny as anything I've ever seen.
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16th century English has changed so much most of Shakespeare's jokes fall flat today. He does still have some great put downs though and surely the Fern cam appreciate this from Twelfth Night
Context: the speaker has been given a love note as a practical joke which he believes is from the lady of the house
By my life, this is my lady’s hand: these be her very C’s,
her U’s, 'n' her T’s; and thus makes she her great P’s.Good to see my Elizabethan drama papers weren't totally wasted
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@dogmeat said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
16th century English has changed so much most of Shakespeare's jokes fall flat today.
Some of his insults are still useful
Shakespeare Insults: 55 Shakespearean Insults & Put Downs
So you think you know a foul word or two? Check out the ultimate guide to Shakespeare insults. #1. 'Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat' - genius!
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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
but by the time he got to Covent Garden, he decided he wanted nun of that.
