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    The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

    1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
    2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
    3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
    4. 200m swim
    5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot
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      https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=902365145255327&set=pcb.902365158588659 Here is a list of events we are contesting on the final day.

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      • canefanC canefan

        The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

        1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
        2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
        3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
        4. 200m swim
        5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot
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        @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

        The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

        1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
        2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
        3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
        4. 200m swim
        5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot

        I didn't realise it was this awesome. I take it it's over now?

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        • DamoD Damo

          @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

          The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

          1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
          2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
          3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
          4. 200m swim
          5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot

          I didn't realise it was this awesome. I take it it's over now?

          canefanC Online
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          canefan
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          #6002

          @Damo said in Olympics Thread:

          @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

          The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

          1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
          2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
          3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
          4. 200m swim
          5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot

          I didn't realise it was this awesome. I take it it's over now?

          Not that awesome to sit through the whole thing, I just watched 10 minutes of highlights... 😉

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            https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/1822328207741186293

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            • canefanC Online
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              https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350374634/paris-olympics-devastated-aimee-fisher-proud-despite-pain-missing-medal

              Learnings. Fisher is young, she will have another chance in LA

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              • canefanC canefan

                https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350374634/paris-olympics-devastated-aimee-fisher-proud-despite-pain-missing-medal

                Learnings. Fisher is young, she will have another chance in LA

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                @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

                https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350374634/paris-olympics-devastated-aimee-fisher-proud-despite-pain-missing-medal

                Learnings. Fisher is young, she will have another chance in LA

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                • boobooB booboo

                  @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

                  https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350374634/paris-olympics-devastated-aimee-fisher-proud-despite-pain-missing-medal

                  Learnings. Fisher is young, she will have another chance in LA

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                  canefanC Online
                  canefanC Online
                  canefan
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                  @booboo said in Olympics Thread:

                  @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

                  https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350374634/paris-olympics-devastated-aimee-fisher-proud-despite-pain-missing-medal

                  Learnings. Fisher is young, she will have another chance in LA

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                  Well, young enough for one more cycle

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                    The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                    The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                    Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

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                    • canefanC canefan

                      The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

                      1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
                      2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
                      3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
                      4. 200m swim
                      5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot
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                      @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

                      The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

                      1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
                      2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
                      3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
                      4. 200m swim
                      5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot

                      200m swim is a bit lame.

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                        The pentathlon is army biased. I suggest a naval pentathlon as well.

                        1. Fencing. Your ship has been boarded and it's a cutlass fight.
                        2. Platform Diving. Abandon ship.
                        3. Swimming. obviously
                        4. Boxing. You've landed on a tropical island and need to fight the local tribe in order to steal a canoe.
                        5. Kayaking (if you win your Boxing bout)
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                        • Billy TellB Billy Tell

                          The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                          The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                          Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

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                          @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                          The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                          The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                          Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                          71st overall for a country of that size.

                          Ouch.

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                          • Billy TellB Billy Tell

                            The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                            The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                            Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

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                            @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                            Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                            Why? They're not bringing meaningful revenue with their peasant incomes.

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                            • antipodeanA antipodean

                              @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                              Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                              Why? They're not bringing meaningful revenue with their peasant incomes.

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                              @antipodean said in Olympics Thread:

                              @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                              Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                              Why? They're not bringing meaningful revenue with their peasant incomes.

                              Tv rights maybe??

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                                Squash would be a great addition. Deserved.

                                Although, within one Olympic cycle,
                                Probably- we will be also-rans. Rather than contenders we currently are.

                                If using women's softball as the template.

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                                  Squash would be the obvious one to add. It's a sport that has a generally low profile and it is big enough to be in the Olympics. Plus it would be easy to accommodate for the host.

                                  All you need is an indoor stadium to which you can add a temporary glass squash court. Could be done in the same stadium as boxing or weightlifting.

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                                  • canefanC Online
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                                    There are a lot more competitive teams playing T20 these days. I don't agree that it should be added (they play too much of it anyway), but I could see it one day

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                                    • canefanC canefan

                                      The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

                                      1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
                                      2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
                                      3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
                                      4. 200m swim
                                      5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot
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                                      @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

                                      The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

                                      1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
                                      2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
                                      3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
                                      4. 200m swim
                                      5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot

                                      Yep

                                      Much maligned but when you look at what they do it should have a much higher profile

                                      I love it

                                      If I found myself in a room of Olympians they're the group I would want to know more about

                                      Lots of military types. Seem like good eggs.

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                                      • Billy TellB Billy Tell

                                        The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                                        The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                                        Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

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                                        @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                                        The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                                        The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                                        Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                                        Squash should definitely be in there. Easily as athletic and as good a watch as Badminton. Played widely worldwide.

                                        Cricket - like football, golf and tennis - can fuck off.

                                        Lacrosse too niche.

                                        Can see the merits for baseball/softball.

                                        Flag football. Please. The Alphabet people will be wanting hacky sack next.

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                                        • MiketheSnowM MiketheSnow

                                          @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                                          The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                                          The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                                          Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                                          Squash should definitely be in there. Easily as athletic and as good a watch as Badminton. Played widely worldwide.

                                          Cricket - like football, golf and tennis - can fuck off.

                                          Lacrosse too niche.

                                          Can see the merits for baseball/softball.

                                          Flag football. Please. The Alphabet people will be wanting hacky sack next.

                                          canefanC Online
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                                          #6018

                                          @MiketheSnow said in Olympics Thread:

                                          @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                                          The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                                          The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                                          Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                                          Squash should definitely be in there. Easily as athletic and as good a watch as Badminton. Played widely worldwide.

                                          Cricket - like football, golf and tennis - can fuck off.

                                          Lacrosse too niche.

                                          Can see the merits for baseball/softball.

                                          Flag football. Please. The Alphabet people will be wanting hacky sack next.

                                          Hasn't baseball and softball been in before? Both sports have a large following globally I think

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