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  • canefanC canefan

    The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

    1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
    2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
    3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
    4. 200m swim
    5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot
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    @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

    The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

    1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
    2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
    3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
    4. 200m swim
    5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot

    I didn't realise it was this awesome. I take it it's over now?

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    • DamoD Damo

      @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

      The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

      1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
      2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
      3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
      4. 200m swim
      5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot

      I didn't realise it was this awesome. I take it it's over now?

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      @Damo said in Olympics Thread:

      @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

      The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

      1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
      2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
      3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
      4. 200m swim
      5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot

      I didn't realise it was this awesome. I take it it's over now?

      Not that awesome to sit through the whole thing, I just watched 10 minutes of highlights... 😉

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        https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/1822328207741186293

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          https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350374634/paris-olympics-devastated-aimee-fisher-proud-despite-pain-missing-medal

          Learnings. Fisher is young, she will have another chance in LA

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          • canefanC canefan

            https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350374634/paris-olympics-devastated-aimee-fisher-proud-despite-pain-missing-medal

            Learnings. Fisher is young, she will have another chance in LA

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            @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

            https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350374634/paris-olympics-devastated-aimee-fisher-proud-despite-pain-missing-medal

            Learnings. Fisher is young, she will have another chance in LA

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            • boobooB booboo

              @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

              https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350374634/paris-olympics-devastated-aimee-fisher-proud-despite-pain-missing-medal

              Learnings. Fisher is young, she will have another chance in LA

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              @booboo said in Olympics Thread:

              @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

              https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350374634/paris-olympics-devastated-aimee-fisher-proud-despite-pain-missing-medal

              Learnings. Fisher is young, she will have another chance in LA

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              Well, young enough for one more cycle

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              • Billy TellB Offline
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                The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

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                • canefanC canefan

                  The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

                  1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
                  2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
                  3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
                  4. 200m swim
                  5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot
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                  @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

                  The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

                  1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
                  2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
                  3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
                  4. 200m swim
                  5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot

                  200m swim is a bit lame.

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                    The pentathlon is army biased. I suggest a naval pentathlon as well.

                    1. Fencing. Your ship has been boarded and it's a cutlass fight.
                    2. Platform Diving. Abandon ship.
                    3. Swimming. obviously
                    4. Boxing. You've landed on a tropical island and need to fight the local tribe in order to steal a canoe.
                    5. Kayaking (if you win your Boxing bout)
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                    • Billy TellB Billy Tell

                      The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                      The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                      Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

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                      @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                      The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                      The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                      Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                      71st overall for a country of that size.

                      Ouch.

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                      • Billy TellB Billy Tell

                        The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                        The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                        Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

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                        @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                        Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                        Why? They're not bringing meaningful revenue with their peasant incomes.

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                        • antipodeanA antipodean

                          @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                          Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                          Why? They're not bringing meaningful revenue with their peasant incomes.

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                          @antipodean said in Olympics Thread:

                          @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                          Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                          Why? They're not bringing meaningful revenue with their peasant incomes.

                          Tv rights maybe??

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                            Squash would be a great addition. Deserved.

                            Although, within one Olympic cycle,
                            Probably- we will be also-rans. Rather than contenders we currently are.

                            If using women's softball as the template.

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                              Squash would be the obvious one to add. It's a sport that has a generally low profile and it is big enough to be in the Olympics. Plus it would be easy to accommodate for the host.

                              All you need is an indoor stadium to which you can add a temporary glass squash court. Could be done in the same stadium as boxing or weightlifting.

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                                There are a lot more competitive teams playing T20 these days. I don't agree that it should be added (they play too much of it anyway), but I could see it one day

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                                • canefanC canefan

                                  The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

                                  1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
                                  2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
                                  3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
                                  4. 200m swim
                                  5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot
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                                  #6016

                                  @canefan said in Olympics Thread:

                                  The modern pentathlon is more impressive than I thought.

                                  1. The whole event takes less than 2 hours long
                                  2. Each athlete brings a horse but the horses are chosen at random. The rider and horse have 20 minutes to get familiarised
                                  3. Fencing is a knockout last man standing deal
                                  4. 200m swim
                                  5. Final event is a run and laser target shoot

                                  Yep

                                  Much maligned but when you look at what they do it should have a much higher profile

                                  I love it

                                  If I found myself in a room of Olympians they're the group I would want to know more about

                                  Lots of military types. Seem like good eggs.

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                                  • Billy TellB Billy Tell

                                    The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                                    The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                                    Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

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                                    @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                                    The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                                    The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                                    Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                                    Squash should definitely be in there. Easily as athletic and as good a watch as Badminton. Played widely worldwide.

                                    Cricket - like football, golf and tennis - can fuck off.

                                    Lacrosse too niche.

                                    Can see the merits for baseball/softball.

                                    Flag football. Please. The Alphabet people will be wanting hacky sack next.

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                                    • MiketheSnowM MiketheSnow

                                      @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                                      The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                                      The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                                      Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                                      Squash should definitely be in there. Easily as athletic and as good a watch as Badminton. Played widely worldwide.

                                      Cricket - like football, golf and tennis - can fuck off.

                                      Lacrosse too niche.

                                      Can see the merits for baseball/softball.

                                      Flag football. Please. The Alphabet people will be wanting hacky sack next.

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                                      #6018

                                      @MiketheSnow said in Olympics Thread:

                                      @Billy-Tell said in Olympics Thread:

                                      The breakdancers are obviously at the top of their game. But is it a sport? I would have maybe said performing arts. Already dumped for LA and I don’t think it will be back. Skateboarding has been made permanent (!) and boxing is temporarily out (for governance issues I think).

                                      The added sports to 2028 are cricket, lacrosse, squash, flag football and softball/baseball.

                                      Apparently the IOC woujd like some sports that appeal to the India, Pakistan, Bangladesh demographic so cricket and squash must have some chance of remaining for Brisbane.

                                      Squash should definitely be in there. Easily as athletic and as good a watch as Badminton. Played widely worldwide.

                                      Cricket - like football, golf and tennis - can fuck off.

                                      Lacrosse too niche.

                                      Can see the merits for baseball/softball.

                                      Flag football. Please. The Alphabet people will be wanting hacky sack next.

                                      Hasn't baseball and softball been in before? Both sports have a large following globally I think

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                                        Unbelievable that boxing is being dropped

                                        Fucking wets

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                                        • MiketheSnowM MiketheSnow

                                          Unbelievable that boxing is being dropped

                                          Fucking wets

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                                          @MiketheSnow said in Olympics Thread:

                                          Unbelievable that boxing is being dropped

                                          Fucking wets

                                          Really? Greco Roman wrestling is gone too I think. Old school combat sports aren't cool anymore. What's next? MMA?

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