Bad/Lame Jokes
-
@antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Machpants said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
The so called funniest jokes at the fringe mostly/all being here
Without checking the ages of the comedians, having read through that list I'm going to presume they're all from the least funny generation since our species invented speech.
I dunno, Shakespeare is unfunny as anything I've ever seen.
-
16th century English has changed so much most of Shakespeare's jokes fall flat today. He does still have some great put downs though and surely the Fern cam appreciate this from Twelfth Night
Context: the speaker has been given a love note as a practical joke which he believes is from the lady of the house
By my life, this is my lady’s hand: these be her very C’s,
her U’s, 'n' her T’s; and thus makes she her great P’s.Good to see my Elizabethan drama papers weren't totally wasted
-
@dogmeat said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
16th century English has changed so much most of Shakespeare's jokes fall flat today.
Some of his insults are still useful
Shakespeare Insults: 55 Shakespearean Insults & Put Downs
So you think you know a foul word or two? Check out the ultimate guide to Shakespeare insults. #1. 'Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat' - genius!
-
-
@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
but by the time he got to Covent Garden, he decided he wanted nun of that.
-
-
-
What's the last thing Jeff Bezos does before he goes to bed?
Puts his Pajamazon
-
Two interesting facts about the actor Yul Brynner. He was a lifelong supporter of Liverpool FC and he hated after shave.
That’s right. Yul never wore cologne.
-
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Two interesting facts about the actor Yul Brynner. He was a lifelong supporter of Liverpool FC and he hated after shave.
That’s right. Yul never wore cologne.
I won't say that was tortured, but is that you Nikolaus Barbie?
-
I think you’ve known me long enough to call me Klaus.
-
-
@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Doesn't belong to this thread, as I actually thought it was funny.
-
-
-
