Bad/Lame Jokes

[MiketheSnow]

[nostrildamus]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

but by the time he got to Covent Garden, he decided he wanted nun of that.

[Dodge]

What side of a turkey has more feathers?

The outside

[voodoo]

@Dodge said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

What side of a turkey has more feathers?

The outside

And we have a winner

Close the thread

And god please help me to forget this abomination

[Victor Meldrew]

[Nevorian]

[No Quarter]

What's the last thing Jeff Bezos does before he goes to bed?

Puts his Pajamazon

[Catogrande]

Two interesting facts about the actor Yul Brynner. He was a lifelong supporter of Liverpool FC and he hated after shave.

That’s right. Yul never wore cologne.

[nostrildamus]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Two interesting facts about the actor Yul Brynner. He was a lifelong supporter of Liverpool FC and he hated after shave.

That’s right. Yul never wore cologne.

I won't say that was tortured, but is that you Nikolaus Barbie?

[Catogrande]

@nostrildamus

I think you’ve known me long enough to call me Klaus.

[MN5]

What do you call a Magician who’s lost his Magic ?

Ian.

[Victor Meldrew]

[nostrildamus]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Doesn't belong to this thread, as I actually thought it was funny.

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[MajorRage]

@MiketheSnow That is unequivocally the worst joke ever. It's bad on so many levels.

well played.

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

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