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  • MN5M Offline
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    Started watching Geostorm and turned it off after counting approximately 782 tired, crap, boring disaster movie cliches in about half an hour.

    Did I make the right decision?

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    Just watched Thor Ragnorak. Absolutely loved it. Kinda funny to see so many kiwis playing cameo roles. The humour was spot on.

    Fuck off with the Natalie Portman crap, Thor and the Valkyrie is where it's at.

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    Just watched American Assassin. Most fun I've had watching an action movie since John Wick.

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    @mokey said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Fuck off with the Natalie Portman crap

    Ahh, no.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    Dunkirk. Really good. Will definitely benefit from repeated viewings unlike most recent crap that isn't Star Wars.

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    Bright

    I enjoyed this. Could have done with a little less Willsmithing but overall was exactly what it looked like: a movie backed by Netflix based on an idea that wasn't quite there, but did reasonably well.

    I liked how it didn't bother going into the entire back story of this alternate universe with some cheesy voice over. Just drops you straight into things and lets you figure it out.

    Good soundtrack, too.

    3.5 4 out of 5 dead elves

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    @nta said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Bright

    I enjoyed this. Could have done with a little less Willsmithing but overall was exactly what it looked like: a movie backed by Netflix based on an idea that wasn't quite there, but did reasonably well.

    I liked how it didn't bother going into the entire back story of this alternate universe with some cheesy voice over. Just drops you straight into things and lets you figure it out.

    Good soundtrack, too.

    3.5 out of 5 dead elves

    Thought it was 4 out of 5 dead fairies, but fairy lives don't matter

    Really don't get the panning by critics myself. Watchable action/buddy cop movie.

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    Kicks: A film about a teenager who gets his shoes stolen by some thugs who beat him up and his quest to get them back. Interesting little indie film set in the suburbs of Oakland/San Fransisco and in Oakland itself. Different from a black themed movie from the usual inner city and LA backdrops. It reminded me a bit of Dope. 4 Airs out of 5 Jordans.

    The Shape of the Water: Del Toro's latest film, I'm not a huge fan of his although love Pans Labyrinth, about, well it's probably better not to say. Very trippy story, felt French in that quirky, Amelie way. 3 eggs out of 5 lime pies.

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    @crucial I was taking to the boy about it today, and the more I thought about it, the more I realised you're right: changed my score to 4.

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    I saw Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri tonight. Mrs JC wanted to see it after Frances McDormand won the Golden Globe for it. I was in two minds as a movie about a mother whose daughter was raped and murdered had all the makings of a very depressing night out.

    Wrong.

    What a fucking brilliant movie. McDormand, Woody Harrelson and Sam Rockwell are just outstanding, and the rest of the cast are spot on. Some proper laughs (some of which are just wrong), unexpected twists, much more violence than I expected and a few bits that were difficult to watch.

    Go and see it.

    5 kicks in the nuts out of 5 Molotov Cocktalis

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    @jc Mrs boo wants to watch. I've been avoiding. May change my mind based on your recommendation. If it's shit I'm blaming you.

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    @jc said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Go and see it.

    I saw it over a month ago. It was pretty good. 3.5 of of 5. Some real plot contrivances. Mostly unlikeable characters, Everything gets solved by violence, usually lashed out in revenge against innocent people rather than perpetrators. (And this is sometimes played for laughs.)

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    @jc said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I saw Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri tonight. Mrs JC wanted to see it after Frances McDormand won the Golden Globe for it. I was in two minds as a movie about a mother whose daughter was raped and murdered had all the makings of a very depressing night out.

    Wrong.

    What a fucking brilliant movie. McDormand, Woody Harrelson and Sam Rockwell are just outstanding, and the rest of the cast are spot on. Some proper laughs (some of which are just wrong), unexpected twists, much more violence than I expected and a few bits that were difficult to watch.

    Go and see it.

    5 kicks in the nuts out of 5 Molotov Cocktalis

    Fantastic film I thought. Frances MacDormand is imho one of the greatest actresses around today. I’m a huge fan of Sam Rockwell too* , he was brilliant in that film I thought as was Harrelson .
    Not exactly an easy film to watch but well worth it.

    The Florida project is similar in a lot of ways, lots of black comedy , scenes that are uncomfortable to watch. Willem Defoe is outstanding I though in that film as are the kids and the main parent.
    Not sure if it’s still on at theatres though.

    *if you haven’t seen Moon or The way way back do yourself a favour and watch them . It shows what bullshit the Oscars are that he didn’t win one for either film.

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    @jegga We saw The Florida Project a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was outstanding but could never say I enjoyed it. It never seemed like anybody was acting and it was like secretly watching some people’s quite shit lives spiral into inevitable disaster. Defoe was brilliant and for me the biggest shock of the film was how his character’s decency seemed so out of place.

    I don’t have any doubt that there are plenty of places like that all over the US but seeing it on film is as close as I need to get. It made me think about all the times I’ve driven on freeways past places like that and never given a thought to the desperation that lives outside my air conditioned windscreen. Unfortunately President Trump doesn’t really have to look overseas if he wants to find shitholes.

    BTW, the lady who plays Halley is some actress. Or else she’s just playing herself and she’s going to die very young.

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    @jc said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga We saw The Florida Project a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was outstanding but could never say I enjoyed it. It never seemed like anybody was acting and it was like secretly watching some people’s quite shit lives spiral into inevitable disaster. Defoe was brilliant and for me the biggest shock of the film was how his character’s decency seemed so out of place.

    I don’t have any doubt that there are plenty of places like that all over the US but seeing it on film is as close as I need to get. It made me think about all the times I’ve driven on freeways past places like that and never given a thought to the desperation that lives outside my air conditioned windscreen. Unfortunately President Trump doesn’t really have to look overseas if he wants to find shitholes.

    BTW, the lady who plays Halley is some actress. Or else she’s just playing herself and she’s going to die very young.

    That was the woman who plays Halley’s first acting role apparently, the director discovered her on Instagram selling marijuana themed clothing and she had the look he wanted. When you take that into account she was incredible, I think those tattoos are going to limit her career though.
    Agree about Dafoe, part of his research was working with some real “ hotel” managers to see what goes on in those shitholes.
    Watching it you knew there was no possible way it was going to have a happy ending, it stayed with me for a while afterwards too.

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    @jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jc said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga We saw The Florida Project a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was outstanding but could never say I enjoyed it. It never seemed like anybody was acting and it was like secretly watching some people’s quite shit lives spiral into inevitable disaster. Defoe was brilliant and for me the biggest shock of the film was how his character’s decency seemed so out of place.

    I don’t have any doubt that there are plenty of places like that all over the US but seeing it on film is as close as I need to get. It made me think about all the times I’ve driven on freeways past places like that and never given a thought to the desperation that lives outside my air conditioned windscreen. Unfortunately President Trump doesn’t really have to look overseas if he wants to find shitholes.

    BTW, the lady who plays Halley is some actress. Or else she’s just playing herself and she’s going to die very young.

    That was the woman who plays Halley’s first acting role apparently, the director discovered her on Instagram selling marijuana themed clothing and she had the look he wanted. When you take that into account she was incredible, I think those tattoos are going to limit her career though.
    Agree about Dafoe, part of his research was working with some real “ hotel” managers to see what goes on in those shitholes.
    Watching it you knew there was no possible way it was going to have a happy ending, it stayed with me for a while afterwards too.

    Yup.

    :::

    What got me was knowing that while you felt for Halley’s situation and sympathised with her using her limited resources, and the CFS people were arseholes, it was still the right call to take Moonie out of there.

    And the fade out of the two girls running alone into Disneyworld was probably the scariest ending they could have put in it...

    :::

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    Saw Brawl in cell block 99 after seeing it had 92% on rotten tomatoes. It had some good moments, some extreme violence, but ultimately I found the story a bit predictable, Don Johnson's character was out of central casting for a western and I didn't really feel the depiction of his prison and cell block 99. Vince Vaughn tried hard but he just isn't that menacing to me, 2 skinheads out of 5 cigar toting wardens

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    @canefan Yeah, it was slow and overrated. Meh.

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    @canefan I found the fight scenes ridiculous.

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    24 Hours to Live - Ethan Hawke in a John Wick kinda movie...also stars Rutger Hauer

    I liked it, fast paced 90mins of action.

    3.5 narrow escapes out of 5 unbelievable escapes

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