Stupid shit you see on the internet

[Machpants]

@Snowy said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Helis and bang seats were a no go

That is why they are called choppers surely?

Haha, yeah helis, and also bang seats.

Commas save lives!

Though I point you the Kaman Black Shark

[Snowy]

@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Kaman Black Shark

Kamov? Counter rotating thing? It ejects the blades first or something doesn't it, then the pilot gets to bang out (so to speak).

[Machpants]

@Snowy yeah that's the one. Not allowed to fly in most of the worked, as those blades go out some fucking distance like a monster scythe when the handle is pulled!

[Snowy]

@Machpants Sounds bloody lethal, but at least the pilots (and nav) survive, which is the important thing after all.

[Bones]

2020 suddenly isn't looking as bad for me personally.

Chris Murphy  /  Oct 19, 2020  /  World news

Man shoots off penis with own weapon while tucking it into waistband - The Mirror

The man is said to be recovering after the gruesome injury caused by the bullet tearing through his manhood in the Portland town of Jamaica

[JC]

@Bones Luckily he only shot six inches off the end.

[Bones]

@JC he's clearly half the man you are.

[JC]

@Bones Well he is now!

[MN5]

https://www.bolde.com/florida-woman-blames-windy-day-blowing-cocaine-purse/?fbclid=IwAR2e5zdtsc0NerYaLkRWiRxlfOOSZQ_KdQiPeAFdGukiuRlmlZZOy72uUG0

[JC]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. 1-2-3-GO!

Jordan Moreau  /  Oct 19, 2020

Jeffrey Toobin Suspended From New Yorker, Taking Leave From CNN After Allegedly Revealing Himself on Zoom Call

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin and launched an investigation after he allegedly exposed himself during a Zoom call.

[Snowy]

“Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue"

Why does he need the time off? It seems that he dealt with the issue during the Zoom meeting.

[Snowy]

Anyway I'm sure that he has it all in hand.

[Machpants]

He must have some hot coworkers

[Victor Meldrew]

[Machpants]

Hopefully this is good as a piss take of 'is all about us' USA insularity. Not political I think

[Tim]

@Machpants yeah, that was amazing.

[Tim]

[Machpants]

Travel

Missing wood: German police probe phallic statue mystery

No suspects have been found following the disappearance of the beloved local landmark.

[Hooroo]

https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/300176760/safety-warehouse-cash-drop-police-reviewing-controversial-fake-money-event

Some clown drove up from Palmy for this to help relieve his/her financial debt burden. Did they think they would be the only one there even if it was real money?

I shake my head at this kind of thing.

[mariner4life]

@Hooroo you are knocking someone for escaping Palmy? Even for a day?