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Cricket: NZ vs Aus

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    Southee's ball to get Wade made me do a sex wee in my jocks

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    • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

      Southee's ball to get Wade made me do a sex wee in my jocks

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      @mariner4life said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

      Southee's ball to get Wade made me do a sex wee in my jocks

      Was amazeballs πŸ™‚

      Sounds like his second spell was a lot better than his first. Locky and Timmy didn't fill me with joy for the first few overs.

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        #202

        Bloody ockers have a special one in "loose bus change". Incredible innings and the partnership with Smith was enthralling test cricket.

        Our tenacity, composure and discipline filled me with pride. No other team in the world could have stuck to it like we did in those batting conditions. Wags and Colin and latterly Timmy were top drawer and slinky performed a tough task admirably.

        Honours close to even but Aus have runs on the board.

        Comment from an Aussie today "we hammered you". "No, I thought we restricted you superbly". Yeah but you could've been hammered".
        Jingoistic fucknuckles who know sod all are not solely the domain of All Black fans.

        Game on, advantage Australia, but some great kiwi attributes on display

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          Hardly mentioned but the pink ball makes fielding bloody difficult, especially behind the wicket.

          I watched Paine struggle to judge depth in Adelaide and BJ had a prick of a time all day.
          Latham simply didn't see it till way too late

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            Hardly mentioned but the pink ball makes fielding bloody difficult, especially behind the wicket.

            I watched Paine struggle to judge depth in Adelaide and BJ had a prick of a time all day.
            Latham simply didn't see it till way too late

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            #204

            Over 40 degrees in the middle quick wickets are needed!
            Cometh the hour
            Cometh the man
            Wags or CdG?

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              @booboo A quick nap from you please (actually just have 4 days in bed) . Invite the wife it could be fun.

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                Got a bit too cute there, Marnus.

                Delivery really deserved to be flicked to fine leg

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                • NTAN NTA

                  Got a bit too cute there, Marnus.

                  Delivery really deserved to be flicked to fine leg

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                  @NTA said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                  Got a bit too cute there, Marnus.

                  Delivery really deserved to be flicked to fine leg

                  Sorry mate but I don't care. Go Wags!

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                  • NTAN NTA

                    Got a bit too cute there, Marnus.

                    Delivery really deserved to be flicked to fine leg

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                    #208

                    @NTA
                    No credit for it being a great set up and final delivery then Nick?

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                    • Chris B.C Offline
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                      #209

                      Jeez, Wagner is valuable in these sort of situations - 40"C temperature, down a frontline bowler - and he just keeps on running in hard!

                      We need to clean up the tail quickly - it is starting to get away on us!

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                      • Xpat61X Xpat61

                        @NTA
                        No credit for it being a great set up and final delivery then Nick?

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                        #210

                        @Xpat61 said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                        @NTA
                        No credit for it being a great delivery then Nick?

                        Before I go any further: How hard do I need to suck his dick to make you happy? πŸ€”

                        More impressive was the short ball setup and realisation that Labuschagne was shuffling across too far.

                        The delivery itself was a stock ball at the top of leg stump with a hint of swing.

                        EDIT: you changed your post

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                        • Magpie_in_ausM Magpie_in_aus

                          Anyone got any stats on players to have three consecutive innings of 100+ could potentially be 3 150+ (hope i don't jinx him....) bloody marnus

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                          @Magpie_in_aus said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                          Anyone got any stats on players to have three consecutive innings of 100+ could potentially be 3 150+ (hope i don't jinx him....) bloody marnus

                          Ohh no did I jinx him

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                            And ..fuck it...Nicholls has a run out chance with one stump to aim at. Tough...but, a needed bonus!

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                              Looks like Richie Benaud and a clone army has turned up to watch - but, fuck all of anyone else!

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                                Looks like Richie Benaud and a clone army has turned up to watch - but, fuck all of anyone else!

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                                @Chris-B said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                Looks like Richie Benaud and a clone army has turned up to watch - but, fuck all of anyone else!

                                if it's that hot you don't go until the sun goes down!

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                                  What IS impressive about Wagner:

                                  https://twitter.com/RicFinlay/status/1205371591430823936?s=19

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                                    @Chris-B said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                    Looks like Richie Benaud and a clone army has turned up to watch - but, fuck all of anyone else!

                                    if it's that hot you don't go until the sun goes down!

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                                    @mariner4life said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                    @Chris-B said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                    Looks like Richie Benaud and a clone army has turned up to watch - but, fuck all of anyone else!

                                    if it's that hot you don't go until the sun goes down!

                                    They're Australians - they should be reveling in it.

                                    Looks like the spirit of Burke and Wills is dead! πŸ™‚

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                                      @Xpat61 said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                      @NTA
                                      No credit for it being a great delivery then Nick?

                                      Before I go any further: How hard do I need to suck his dick to make you happy? πŸ€”

                                      More impressive was the short ball setup and realisation that Labuschagne was shuffling across too far.

                                      The delivery itself was a stock ball at the top of leg stump with a hint of swing.

                                      EDIT: you changed your post

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                                      @NTA said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                      @Xpat61 said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                      @NTA
                                      No credit for it being a great delivery then Nick?

                                      Before I go any further: How hard do I need to suck his dick to make you happy? πŸ€”

                                      More impressive was the short ball setup and realisation that Labuschagne was shuffling across too far.

                                      The delivery itself was a stock ball at the top of leg stump with a hint of swing.

                                      EDIT: you changed your post

                                      Us Kiwis can be sneaky....πŸ€“

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                                        @Xpat61 said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                        @NTA
                                        No credit for it being a great delivery then Nick?

                                        Before I go any further: How hard do I need to suck his dick to make you happy? πŸ€”

                                        More impressive was the short ball setup and realisation that Labuschagne was shuffling across too far.

                                        The delivery itself was a stock ball at the top of leg stump with a hint of swing.

                                        EDIT: you changed your post

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                                        Chris B.
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                                        #218

                                        @NTA said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                        @Xpat61 said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                        @NTA
                                        No credit for it being a great delivery then Nick?

                                        Before I go any further: How hard do I need to suck his dick to make you happy? πŸ€”

                                        Calm down, Travis! πŸ™‚

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                                          #219

                                          Santana giving Paine a bit of a free hit

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