Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain

[Billy Tell]

Has anyone got a live stream link to mariner4life being crucified? Asking for a friend.

[mariner4life]

@Billy-Tell said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

Has anyone got a live stream link to mariner4life being crucified? Asking for a friend.

sicko!

[ACT Crusader]

A team hasn’t been named for the first AB test and there’s already too many Chiefs

[Snowy]

@Billy-Tell said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

Has anyone got a live stream link to mariner4life being crucified? Asking for a friend.

I'm busy and Jacinda won't let me go to Cairns, so ask your friend to do it.

[Snowy]

@ACT-Crusader said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

there’s already too many Chiefs

We really need a team called the "Indians".

[Billy Tell]

@mariner4life said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

@Billy-Tell said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

Has anyone got a live stream link to mariner4life being crucified? Asking for a friend.

sicko!

See this is the problem with modern life and technology. Facing his hour of reckoning, our erstwhile hero is still posting online from the wooden apparatus he's attached to. No doubt keeping instagram up to date too.

TBH I was looking forward to seeing if the angry mob is baying. But there are only 10 people and the're wearing masks and standing 2 m apart. All a bit of a letdown really.

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

@Bones said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

@akan004 said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

Joe Moody missed a lot of tackles that night. Probably his worst performance in a black jersey.

I guess you haven't heard about that day Joe put on a black v-neck and proceeded to accidentally run over his neighbours cat, dropped his lunch on the floor (carpet) on the way out to the deck and then to top it all off had a sloppy shit where half of it sprayed on that top ledge bit of the bowl. Bought an instant kiwi that was a dud too.

This is why you didn't win the Fern Comedian award.

This is why you're a Moran.

[Snowy]

We really need some sport.

[antipodean]

Here's an example:

https://www.facebook.com/AllBlacks/posts/10157253660216915?comment_id=10157253926701915&

[Godder]

@Billy-Tell said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

@mariner4life said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

@Billy-Tell said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

Has anyone got a live stream link to mariner4life being crucified? Asking for a friend.

sicko!

See this is the problem with modern life and technology. Facing his hour of reckoning, our erstwhile hero is still posting online from the wooden apparatus he's attached to. No doubt keeping instagram up to date too.

TBH I was looking forward to seeing if the angry mob is baying. But there are only 10 people and the're wearing masks and standing 2 m apart. All a bit of a letdown really.

As long as he's singing "always look on the bright side of life"... Not sure if Jesus would have been much good at rugby, although I suppose he was a tradie, so tougher than he was depicted.

[voodoo]

@nzzp said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

List of captains for the ABs

http://stats.espnscrum.com/scrum/rugby/records/player/list_of_captains.html?id=8;type=team

List from Fitzy on, with number of captained matches in brackets
Fitz (51)
Henderson (1)
Marshall (4)
Randell (22)
Blackadder (10 - honestly thought it was more)
Oliver (10)
Thorne (23)
Umaga (21)
McCaw (110)
Collins J (3)
So'oialo (5)
Mealamu (3)
Muliana (3)
Hore (1)
Read (52)
Cane (3)
Smith B (1)
Whitelock S (6)
Whitelock L (1)

Amazing that Reuben Thorne is 4th behind 3 legends in Fitzy, Richie and Read

[mariner4life]

Luke Whitelock - All Black Captain

Just, just let that sink in for a moment

[Snowy]

@mariner4life said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

Luke Whitelock - All Black Captain

Just, just let that sink in for a moment

I saw that and thought the same thing. The world really is fucked.

[nzzp]

@mariner4life said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

Luke Whitelock - All Black Captain

Just, just let that sink in for a moment

[mariner4life]

his main fluffer Honey should be along soon on his prancing white stead

[sparky]

@nzzp said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

List of captains for the ABs

http://stats.espnscrum.com/scrum/rugby/records/player/list_of_captains.html?id=8;type=team

List from Fitzy on, with number of captained matches in brackets
Fitz (51)
Henderson (1)
Marshall (4)
Randell (22)
Blackadder (10 - honestly thought it was more)
Oliver (10)
Thorne (23)
Umaga (21)
McCaw (110)
Collins J (3)
So'oialo (5)
Mealamu (3)
Muliana (3)
Hore (1)
Read (52)
Cane (3)
Smith B (1)
Whitelock S (6)
Whitelock L (1)

Which test was Andrew Hore ABs captain for?

[nzzp]

@sparky probably a midweek game

Edit: nope, 2011 final pool game against Canada

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Hore

[sparky]

@nzzp Yep, Dan Carter was named Captain but got injured in kicking practice the day before so Andrew Hore captained the side.

[Bones]

@antipodean said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

Here's an example:

https://www.facebook.com/AllBlacks/posts/10157253660216915?comment_id=10157253926701915&

Haaaa....love it! Can't think of new team names? Just have two of each! Imagine how the table will look. Shit imagine how many games you turn up to and go to the wrong changing room.

The stuff about 3rd place play off makes perfect sense too.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

@MN5 said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

@Bones said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

@akan004 said in Sam Cane - All Blacks Captain:

Joe Moody missed a lot of tackles that night. Probably his worst performance in a black jersey.

I guess you haven't heard about that day Joe put on a black v-neck and proceeded to accidentally run over his neighbours cat, dropped his lunch on the floor (carpet) on the way out to the deck and then to top it all off had a sloppy shit where half of it sprayed on that top ledge bit of the bowl. Bought an instant kiwi that was a dud too.

This is why you didn't win the Fern Comedian award.

This is why you're a Moran.

Black Books. What a show