Grumpy Old Man
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@crazy-horse I always have to spell my last name, and always have to start with 'B for Bravo' otherwise people use a 'V'
I give out my mobile 3-3-3, the wifes number is 3-3-4, my landline is 3-4...is much harder to take down a number when it isnt in the format your mind uses for numbers.
Thanks for the tip, Bobby Bagina.
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@bones Deeper, you always spell it wrong, Deeper Borat, and my phone number of 00 6421 65788 09
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@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nostrildamus ...i want to hear that story now
To cut a long story short, there are very educated Americans out there that don't realize there exists different spelling in the UK to America (let alone the colonies).
Ummm....umm...realise?
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones Deeper, you always spell it wrong, Deeper Borat, and my phone number of 00 6421 65788 09
Some random kiwi is going to get a phone call from a Polish chick now. Or an irate Indian cricket fan...
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@bayimports said in Grumpy Old Man:
all phones should be 5318008
Giggles like a small kid
Another post that should have more love
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All you pricks fucking up the number cadence probably refer to the right hand lane of a multi lane road as the 'inside lane'. There is just no helping some people.
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@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
All you pricks fucking up the number cadence probably refer to the right hand lane of a multi lane road as the 'inside lane'. There is just no helping some people.
Fluffybunnies. Everyone knows the correct term is actually "Nearside Lane"
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@crazy-horse I refer to it as "oncoming traffic" usually, although occasionally "the opposition".
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@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
And I nah your nah
The most sophisticated argument I have read on the Fern today.
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@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
All you pricks fucking up the number cadence probably refer to the right hand lane of a multi lane road as the 'inside lane'. There is just no helping some people.
Americans. I'm still blaming Americans.
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@crazy-horse I refer to it as "oncoming traffic"
Alternatively, Friday night on the pull.
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@siam said in Grumpy Old Man:
@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones Deeper, you always spell it wrong, Deeper Borat, and my phone number of 00 6421 65788 09
Some random kiwi is going to get a phone call from a Polish chick now. Or an irate Indian cricket fan...
I think this thread has revealed there are a considerable amount of random kiwis.
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@siam said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nostrildamus ...i want to hear that story now
To cut a long story short, there are very educated Americans out there that don't realize there exists different spelling in the UK to America (let alone the colonies).
Ummm....umm...realise?
As I pointed out above you can write realize in the UK. Progress. The grumpy kind of progress.
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@crazy-horse I refer to it as "oncoming traffic" usually, although occasionally "the opposition".
Motorcyclists call them "car drivers".
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@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
I often find that people struggle to know/understand the word "triple". It's quite eye opening.
Like when asking for a "couple" of things.
"How many?"
Two!!! You fucking moran
Indeed.
Couple: two objects who are married or otherwise closely associated romantically or sexually. -
@victor-meldrew who needs a lane?
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew who needs a lane?
Not some of the pricks driving in Cornwall for the first time,, that's for sure.
