Grumpy Old Man
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@bayimports said in Grumpy Old Man:
all phones should be 5318008
Giggles like a small kid
Another post that should have more love
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All you pricks fucking up the number cadence probably refer to the right hand lane of a multi lane road as the 'inside lane'. There is just no helping some people.
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@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
All you pricks fucking up the number cadence probably refer to the right hand lane of a multi lane road as the 'inside lane'. There is just no helping some people.
Fluffybunnies. Everyone knows the correct term is actually "Nearside Lane"
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@crazy-horse I refer to it as "oncoming traffic" usually, although occasionally "the opposition".
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@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
And I nah your nah
The most sophisticated argument I have read on the Fern today.
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@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
All you pricks fucking up the number cadence probably refer to the right hand lane of a multi lane road as the 'inside lane'. There is just no helping some people.
Americans. I'm still blaming Americans.
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@crazy-horse I refer to it as "oncoming traffic"
Alternatively, Friday night on the pull.
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@siam said in Grumpy Old Man:
@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones Deeper, you always spell it wrong, Deeper Borat, and my phone number of 00 6421 65788 09
Some random kiwi is going to get a phone call from a Polish chick now. Or an irate Indian cricket fan...
I think this thread has revealed there are a considerable amount of random kiwis.
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@siam said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nostrildamus ...i want to hear that story now
To cut a long story short, there are very educated Americans out there that don't realize there exists different spelling in the UK to America (let alone the colonies).
Ummm....umm...realise?
As I pointed out above you can write realize in the UK. Progress. The grumpy kind of progress.
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@crazy-horse I refer to it as "oncoming traffic" usually, although occasionally "the opposition".
Motorcyclists call them "car drivers".
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@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
I often find that people struggle to know/understand the word "triple". It's quite eye opening.
Like when asking for a "couple" of things.
"How many?"
Two!!! You fucking moran
Indeed.
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@victor-meldrew who needs a lane?
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew who needs a lane?
Not some of the pricks driving in Cornwall for the first time,, that's for sure.
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@victor-meldrew I've seen the movies, just drop a gear and twist your wrist and you can wheelie over them.
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew I've seen the movies, just drop a gear and twist your wrist and you can wheelie over them.
Fuck that. Might lose my hat.
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@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
im going to start giving a trigger warning before i give out my number from now on, just to be safe
edit: have to add i love how no one can argue there needs to be some cadence to how you give your number...but lets still all have a friendly pile on about HOW its done
Chunking. It's a memory enhancement technique but most people do it unconsciously to some extent when faced with strings of numbers. If you give it rhythm you actually hear the numbers in your head and it assists recall. Except for @bones , he just starts dancing inappropriately.
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Started watching BBC's "Round the World in 80 Days". So my rage is directed at smart-arse TV producers who take a classic novel and fuck it up by "making it more relevant".
There's a reason the book has lasted 150 years, you morons - it's a great story and doesn't need re-inventing by some toss-pot "moderniser"
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@victor-meldrew ah Phileas Fogg chips. Introduced adult snacks to the world in the 1980's.
I assume they've also been bastardised beyond recognition.
