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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    "How was your " insert random thing you did here "? Let us know!"

    Seriously fuck off. I parked my car, you delivered a parcel, I bought something off you. Not going to fill out a survey for every god damn thing I do.

    Just awaiting for a message from my toilet to ask how it performed its task of flushing my shit away. (Admirably, as always).

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 we have an online "learning world" at work where we can do courses. Occasionally we're assigned mandatory courses for completion (like one on insider trading which was delightful and wholly irrelevant). This is the latest bullshit one.

    Dunno why you're complaining. When I was working I had multiple clients in Financial services and had do AML and Infosec courses every bloody engagement I had with them.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    Currently renovating a small bathroom in the East Annexe of Meldrew Towers and dealing with the Ceiling From Hell.

    The ceiling hadn't ever been plastered or sealed so the paint is making the paper come away from the plasterboard requiring constant bloody gluing, sealing, filling and sanding - 3 fucking days so far. Oh, And the same fuckwits didn't bother to seal the walls before painting them either, so any paint I stick on lifts everything off the walls.

    And some fluffybunnies are complaining about Diversity courses...Jeez.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    MN5
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    @MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    "How was your " insert random thing you did here "? Let us know!"

    Seriously fuck off. I parked my car, you delivered a parcel, I bought something off you. Not going to fill out a survey for every god damn thing I do.

    Just awaiting for a message from my toilet to ask how it performed its task of flushing my shit away. (Admirably, as always).

    Can concur.

    A delivery from NZ Post turned up after several days delay and I got the same gratuitous email.

    What are you actually supposed to say ?

    “I’m glad the fucken parcel finally turned up?”

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #2817

    Updating shit on phones……

    “No Dad, you need to update to ( version whatever ) to pair with the Ue boom in your garage….”

    FUCK !

    I just want to rock out to some 90’s rock while I brew beer/lift weights/have a midlife crisis

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  • BonesB Offline
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    @MN5 just leave it on auto update... it's pretty easy.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 just leave it on auto update... it's pretty easy.

    Ease up on the technical speak four eyes, some of us aren’t quite so savvy.

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  • Dan54D Offline
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    #2820

    I am a bit pissed off. I come from a big family where you were always expected to wait your turn. What has happened last year youngest brother passed away (not unexpextedly) and then last week my youngest sister the baby of the family (even at 59) got home from work , got into shower had a brain aneurysm and died. We has funeral etc on Monday, and talking to oldest sisters (84 & 85) they were in a world of disbelief that she went before them. As one confided to my wife, geez I just filling in space these days, so can't see why it wasn't me. Just shows how younger ones just have no repect for tradition!!
    Must admit it knocked the shit out of me too, she is 10 years my junior, and I was feeling stunned, just a couple of weeks ago she was laughing with my daughter that she was turning 60 this year, my daughter turning 50, my oldest grandson turns 30 and I turn 70, so she was starting to organise a zero family party!! Should of known she would find a way out of it!!

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  • voodooV Offline
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    @Dan54 sorry to hear that mate 😞

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    @Dan54 Thats shit mate, sorry to hear. Keep strong fella.

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  • No QuarterN Offline
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    @Dan54 you have an amazing attitude towards life mate. Sorry to hear that, take care.

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  • D Offline
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    so sorry Dan, that's horrible.

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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    LinkedIn

    The most self-serving, circle jerk version of themselves that people post. Tongues firmly wedged up each others arseholes posting the most inane, insufferable nonsense, and that's before we get to see the outrageous lies these self-absorbed piston wristed gibbons invent for their career. The rest is inspirational garbage for the drooling. 2007 era Facebook without the cat videos.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    I hate the way Women’s magazines refer to Prince WIlliam as “Wills”.

    I was at the Supermarket tonight, saw it in a headline and it made me furious.

    Call him William, Will, Bill, Willy, Billy, Wiremu…..

    Wills just makes him sound like a fluffybunny.

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  • BonesB Offline
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    @antipodean
    https://x.com/StateOfLinkedIn

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    LinkedIn

    The most self-serving, circle jerk version of themselves that people post. Tongues firmly wedged up each others arseholes posting the most inane, insufferable nonsense, and that's before we get to see the outrageous lies these self-absorbed piston wristed gibbons invent for their career. The rest is inspirational garbage for the drooling. 2007 era Facebook without the cat videos.

    I’ve never used LinkedIn but as I’m a real team player with a can do attitude and a keen problem solver I reckon I probably should.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    LinkedIn

    The most self-serving, circle jerk version of themselves that people post. Tongues firmly wedged up each others arseholes posting the most inane, insufferable nonsense, and that's before we get to see the outrageous lies these self-absorbed piston wristed gibbons invent for their career. The rest is inspirational garbage for the drooling. 2007 era Facebook without the cat videos.

    Actually logged in after about 6 years away after reading this. Used to be a good way to keep in contact with old work colleagues, but fuck me, what a cess-pit it is now.

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  • BonesB Offline
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    #2830

    Hah I was just thinking last week I should probably get back on and be a bit more active. Maybe not.

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  • DonsteppaD Offline
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    After a passive aggressive phase about ten years ago where LinkedIn seemed mostly thinly veiled posts about bad bosses, it fast became FIGJAM central.

    Still a few good people to read on there amongst the wider noise though.

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    #2832

    It’s basically a snapshot CV, so it should be FIGJAM.

    If you say your bang average, then it kind of goes against the point …

    But I do agree with most of the above!

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