• Categories
Collapse

The Silver Fern

Grumpy Old Man

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Off Topic
3.3k Posts 65 Posters 252.3k Views
Grumpy Old Man
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • boobooB Offline
    boobooB Offline
    booboo
    replied to Dan54 on last edited by
    #2964

    @Dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Anyway, I grumpy (again), having a quiet afternoon, been to watch a bit of secondary school rugby, and now just having a relax, wife is doing a walk up Mt Taranaki. Then get a message from wife saying she sitting on mounatain wating for a helicopter to pick her up as she had a fall and done her ankle.
    F*** me there goes my quiet afternoon as I waiting to hear if they taking her to New Plymouth hospital and will have to go and get her. Bet she expects me to get bloody tea tonight too!!!

    Excuse for takeaways

    1 Reply Last reply
    2
  • BonesB Offline
    BonesB Offline
    Bones
    replied to nzzp on last edited by
    #2965

    @nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    The others say shit like "AI evangelist", "thought leader" or "I help executives deliver"...

    it's because 'I sell bullshit sprayed with vanilla air freshener' doesn't map to LinkedIn

    Hence why I'm not very good on linkedin

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
  • CatograndeC Offline
    CatograndeC Offline
    Catogrande
    replied to antipodean on last edited by
    #2966

    @antipodean

    Yes, the bullshit-ometer is constantly registering high.

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
  • taniwharugbyT Offline
    taniwharugbyT Offline
    taniwharugby
    replied to nzzp on last edited by taniwharugby
    #2967

    @nzzp fake it till ya make it...or get sacked

    nzzpN 1 Reply Last reply
    1
  • nzzpN Online
    nzzpN Online
    nzzp
    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #2968

    @taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nzzp fake it till ya make it...or get sacked

    my career in 9 words

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
  • Dan54D Offline
    Dan54D Offline
    Dan54
    replied to Dan54 on last edited by
    #2969

    @Dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    At least she gets a heli ride 😄

    That's what I said, just being drama queen so she gets ride. Unfortunately chopper couldn't land because of low cloud, they have got her a bit lower, chopper had to go away and refuel, so still waiting. I guessing now light maybe a problem.

    Well anyway the story still goes on , because the helicopter couldn't pick up mrs becasus of low cloud, she had to walk/limp/ slide for 3 hours down the mountain to where the police had been able to drive up to, and cop drove her back to friends car etc. Anyway decided maybe it was sprained ankle etc. Took her to hospital yesterday as leg was swelling more, and after xrays etc she has ankle broken in 2 bloody places. So now up at New Plymouth hospital waiting for swelling to go down enough so they can pin ankle etc. And seems is a bit of a star up there as well as Hawera hospital, noone can believe she actually walked down mountain on the broken leg, She a fairly tough old bird and has a pretty high pain threshold etc.
    Now we have to cross fingers etc as we meant to be doing our trip to Europe/UK in 6 1/2 weeks! And I got to keep cooking the meals by the look!

    dogmeatD 1 Reply Last reply
    7
  • dogmeatD Offline
    dogmeatD Offline
    dogmeat
    replied to Dan54 on last edited by
    #2970

    @Dan54 Thanks for a succession of such endearing snippets. Love shines brightly through your description of your drama queen old bird 😉

    It'll be tough and go whether the ankle will mend in time but even if it has your mrs won't have full mobility for months so get used to cooking and cleaning and (hopefully) carrying all your luggage round Europe. Hope you are avoiding stairs

    Dan54D 1 Reply Last reply
    2
  • Dan54D Offline
    Dan54D Offline
    Dan54
    replied to dogmeat on last edited by
    #2971

    @dogmeat Mate, I just got back from seeing her at hospital, and I am somewhat upset. Checking on after the op etc and when she come home. They are very good saying the phisio dept will come around to house and see if she needs anything while recovering. That is all very well, but they also asked her if she had someone to do the cooking and housework?
    She said yes, and I asked who the hell it was, and would this person cook etc for me??

    Victor MeldrewV nostrildamusN 2 Replies Last reply
    5
  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
    Victor MeldrewV Offline
    Victor Meldrew
    replied to Dan54 on last edited by Victor Meldrew
    #2972

    @Dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    She said yes, and I asked who the hell it was, and would this person cook etc for me??

    1052227f-0bf7-41f5-98e4-e671f406a05b-image.png

    CatograndeC 1 Reply Last reply
    6
  • CatograndeC Offline
    CatograndeC Offline
    Catogrande
    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #2973

    @Victor-Meldrew

    She looks as though she is struggling to reconcile the corporate smiling requirement with the embarrassment factor of being photographed in her uniform.

    I can understand that.

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
  • boobooB Offline
    boobooB Offline
    booboo
    wrote on last edited by
    #2974

    @Canes4life said in Olympics Thread:

    guttering

    That is all

    1 Reply Last reply
    5
  • nostrildamusN Offline
    nostrildamusN Offline
    nostrildamus
    replied to Dan54 on last edited by
    #2975

    @Dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    That is all very well, but they also asked her if she had someone to do the cooking and housework?
    She said yes, and I asked who the hell it was, and would this person cook etc for me??

    You new age men are an inspiration to us all..

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
  • antipodeanA Offline
    antipodeanA Offline
    antipodean
    wrote on last edited by
    #2976

    Speaking of being productive in the Aussie Politics thread: Imagine taking the time to write me an email asking me to invite another person (in the same organisation as you) to a meeting rather than just forwarding the invite onto them.

    1 Reply Last reply
    2
  • mariner4lifeM Offline
    mariner4lifeM Offline
    mariner4life
    wrote on last edited by
    #2977

    oh we have a new one that is doing my head in

    someone walking in to your office to tell me they just sent me an email

    fuck. all. the. way. off.

    taniwharugbyT BonesB 2 Replies Last reply
    6
  • taniwharugbyT Offline
    taniwharugbyT Offline
    taniwharugby
    replied to mariner4life on last edited by taniwharugby
    #2978

    @mariner4life had you not replied to it yet?

    mariner4lifeM 1 Reply Last reply
    4
  • mariner4lifeM Offline
    mariner4lifeM Offline
    mariner4life
    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #2979

    @taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mariner4life had you not replied to it yet?

    alt text

    1 Reply Last reply
    2
  • BonesB Offline
    BonesB Offline
    Bones
    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
    #2980

    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    oh we have a new one that is doing my head in

    someone walking in to your office to tell me they just sent me an email

    fuck. all. the. way. off.

    Probably should've IM'd him to tell him too before going into the office

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
  • BonesB Offline
    BonesB Offline
    Bones
    wrote on last edited by
    #2981

    RFU in their infinite wisdom have decided that regardless of the level, absolutely every player has to be centrally registered online.

    So I go to do it and am confronted with this absolute caaaant in the DOB field. What's that, over 500 clicks/taps just to get back to 78? Get fucked you raging morons.

    Screenshot_20240806-084401.png

    1 Reply Last reply
    2
  • P Offline
    P Offline
    pakman
    replied to Snowy on last edited by
    #2982

    @Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Snowy Don't get the attraction of Omaha TBH Unless it's the Hamilton thing of "it ain't that great - but it's close to plenty of places that are".

    The 21st century Pauanui...

    My mother used to call both of those places "Remuera by the sea" and hated them both, in spite of living quite close to Remuera and Omaha over the years.

    Omaha used to be great before the knobs moved in. They don't even shop locally and provide nothing to the community. The place has tumbleweeds in winter, just deserted. I loved the place when I was in my teens, used to drive up, sleep on the beach, surf, fish all day. Had the place to ourselves. Sad to go there now, apparently that is "progress".

    Omaha now is mainly just another suburban housing development. The area is deeply unpleasant in the popular months.

    Try driving to Warkworth on a Saturday! Mind you I did like the Black Dog when it first opened.

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
  • NTAN Offline
    NTAN Offline
    NTA
    wrote on last edited by NTA
    #2983

    The boy finally got his Provisional Licence after over 3 years as a Learner Driver. Passed first time. Good on him.

    Rang the insurance company Youi (aka OUTsurance International Holdings Pty Limited part of the Rand Merchant Insurance Holdings (RMIH) Group) to let them know.

    For my 2012 Nissan X-Trail it added $50 to the annual policy.

    My wife's 2019 Kia Certa "Sport+" it added OVER $2000 FFS.

    @taniwharugby what the fuck are actuaries smoking?

    taniwharugbyT 1 Reply Last reply
    0

Grumpy Old Man
Off Topic
  • Login

  • Don't have an account? Register

  • Login or register to search.
  • First post
    Last post
0
  • Categories
  • Login

  • Don't have an account? Register

  • Login or register to search.