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JC

@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:

The difficult thing with this new trend of limited butt cover is trying to agree with girlfriend that it's vulgar while at the same time not being caught oggling the goods on display. Tis a difficult and dangerous balancing act.

That’s why I have a pair of aviators

Aviators? So you outsource your creeping to ... @Snowy and ... @Machpants?

JC

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew Nope, definitely not. I love all things ginger though

Jezz. Like we need another bloody Mick Hucknell fan...

Jesus. That Susan Boyle has let herself go hasn't she?

MN5

@JC said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:

The difficult thing with this new trend of limited butt cover is trying to agree with girlfriend that it's vulgar while at the same time not being caught oggling the goods on display. Tis a difficult and dangerous balancing act.

That’s why I have a pair of aviators

Aviators? So you outsource your creeping to ... @Snowy and ... @Machpants?

creepy....cool......rapey.......it's pretty much all the same

Snowy

@JC I am seriously not involved in this one.

Although I might have a pair of these somewhere from the eighties (which is a bit creepy TBH):

MN5

@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

@JC I am seriously not involved in this one.

Although I might have a pair of these somewhere from the eighties (which is a bit creepy TBH):

I have the brown pair, I find they really bring out the ranga in my beard. The obvious downside being it’s tougher to perve on a sunny day.

antipodean

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

@JC I am seriously not involved in this one.

Although I might have a pair of these somewhere from the eighties (which is a bit creepy TBH):

I have the brown pair, I find they really bring out the ranga in my beard. The obvious downside being it’s tougher to perve on a sunny day.

I've got these and five other pairs of sunnies in the drawer next to me. And a pair in the car. Not sure i need that many.

Perhaps I keep buying them like I used to have to when I would always lose them.

MN5

@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

@JC I am seriously not involved in this one.

Although I might have a pair of these somewhere from the eighties (which is a bit creepy TBH):

I have the brown pair, I find they really bring out the ranga in my beard. The obvious downside being it’s tougher to perve on a sunny day.

I've got these and five other pairs of sunnies in the drawer next to me. And a pair in the car. Not sure i need that many.

Perhaps I keep buying them like I used to have to when I would always lose them.

The other half pinches my spare pairs. It goes without saying she wears them better than me

chimoaus

Old fluffybunnies who lose every single pair of glasses they have ever owned and their wives only let them buy $10 safety glasses as they can't be trusted with anything else.

Bones

Easy peelers. They're fucken not. Is there a more absurdly named object in the UK than these ridiculous mandarin replacements?

MajorRage

@JC said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Victor-Meldrew Nope, definitely not. I love all things ginger though

Jezz. Like we need another bloody Mick Hucknell fan...

Jesus. That Susan Boyle has let herself go hasn't she?

Ummm .... the starting point wasn’t exactly flash.

MajorRage

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

Easy peelers. They're fucken not. Is there a more absurdly named object in the UK than these ridiculous mandarin replacements?

Dude, how big are your fingers? They are very apt named!

Bones

@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

Easy peelers. They're fucken not. Is there a more absurdly named object in the UK than these ridiculous mandarin replacements?

Dude, how big are your fingers? They are very apt named!

I've said it before and I'll say it again - I'm no @Hooroo but I don't have girly hands. It takes me at least a minute, sometimes two on the ones I've been buying the last couple of months. You shop at Waitrose don't ya?

MajorRage

@Bones Are you suggesting you don't?

This could be a deal breaker fella.

Bones

@MajorRage I'm not a Wellingtonian on 6 figures.

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@Bones I thought easy peelers were just marketed towards kids?
Are you storing them in a fridge? If so, don't.

I do hate when there's too much pith left on segments.

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@Bones what's wrong with Waitrose!?

Bones

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones I thought easy peelers were just marketed towards kids?
Are you storing them in a fridge? If so, don't.

I do hate when there's too much pith left on segments.

Oh yeah, I forgot about all that marketing I saw for easy peelers.

Nah storing them in the fruit basket....

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@Bones mental age is appropriate for you maybe.
They get hard in the fridge

Bones

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones mental age is appropriate for you maybe.
They get hard in the fridge

Maybe time to rethink parenting. Kids shouldn't be in the fridge.

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@Bones well you are a natural at dad jokes so you'll be fine
Made me chuckle

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