Bad/Lame Jokes

[Victor Meldrew]

@MajorRage said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Victor-Meldrew friend is an NHS Urologist.

This is true, she doesn’t know him, but does know Dickie Dickinson!

Can belive it. My BiL trained with a surgeon at Green Lane Hospital called Hartman...

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

What do you call a magician who’s lost his magic?

Ian

[Bones]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

That is class

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[Victor Meldrew]

[No Quarter]

What do you call an all-you-can-eat restaurant where all of the food contains garlic?

Buffet, the Vampire Slayer.

[MN5]

To whoever stole my camouflage jacket and jandals.....

You can hide but you can't run

[nostrildamus]

Q: what do you call a dish of monotremes?
A: a platterpus.

[antipodean]

@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Q: what do you call a dish of monotremes?
A: a platterpus.

I learnt something as a result of this joke.

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]