Bad/Lame Jokes

[MN5]

What key does R Kelly write his music in ?

A minor.

[Rancid Schnitzel]

[No Quarter]

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

"What about the pot of glue"

I thought you'd get stuck on that.

[scribe]

What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.

[MN5]

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[Bones]

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[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Jesus Christ, at least my repeat memes are funny

[Stockcar86]

Why were Californian gold rush miners non-binary.
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Cause there's gold in them/their hills

[taniwharugby]

@MN5 debatable, but otherwise valid point.

[Crucial]

Me: Is that the SPCA? I just found a suitcase full of hedgehogs on the side of the road.
SPCA: Are they moving?
Me: I'm not sure but that might explain the suitcase.

[Victor Meldrew]

Frazer: Captain Mainwaring. Did I ever tell you the story about the old, empty barn.

Mainwaring: Um. No.

Frazer: Would you like to hear the story about the old, empty barn?

Mainwaring: Um. Yes. Listen everybody. Frazer's going to tell us the story about the old empty barn.

Frazer: Right. The story of the old empty barn. Well. There was nothing in it.

[dogmeat]

NZ Rugby

[Bones]

[taniwharugby]

[MiketheSnow]

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[MN5]

[Bones]

https://fb.watch/eS1uQmZZcQ/

[nostrildamus]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Jesus Christ, at least my repeat memes are funny

you didn't get the ninja turtles reference or
you did get the ninja turtles reference