Bad/Lame Jokes

Victor Meldrew

Victor Meldrew

Why do golfers carry a spare sock?

voodoo

Why do golfers carry a spare sock?

In case they get a hole in one

Boom tish

Bones

@voodoo but why just a sock

voodoo

@voodoo but why just a sock

golfers are odd mate, who knows

Bones

@voodoo but what if they got a hole in their shirt

Machpants

@voodoo but what if they got a hole in their shirt

Put a sock in it, bones

Victor Meldrew

I just deleted all my German business contacts from my phone. It's now completely Hans free

Nevorian

Bones

MajorRage

My buddy got mauled by a seal recently in South Africa.

He’s now known as Heidi.

Billy Tell

My buddy got mauled by a seal recently in South Africa.

He’s now known as Heidi.

Heard it was a headbutt from a black Liverpool supporter. Kiss from a Xhosa.

Bones

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

MN5

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Jesus Christ….

voodoo

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

good god man

MN5

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

good god man

Yeah I think someone has had their funny @Bones removed for 2024

Crazy Horse

Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

Catogrande

Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

Frank

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”

Victor Meldrew

@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Well, this is the thread for bad and lame jokes isn't it?

Yes but they are still expected to be jokes.

To be fair to @bones, it's better than anything from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

The Silver Fern