Bad/Lame Jokes

[No Quarter]

What do you call an all-you-can-eat restaurant where all of the food contains garlic?

Buffet, the Vampire Slayer.

[MN5]

To whoever stole my camouflage jacket and jandals.....

You can hide but you can't run

[nostrildamus]

Q: what do you call a dish of monotremes?
A: a platterpus.

[antipodean]

@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Q: what do you call a dish of monotremes?
A: a platterpus.

I learnt something as a result of this joke.

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[nostrildamus]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Well that's his reputation tar-nished.

[MiketheSnow]

[nostrildamus]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Sounds like a grave strategy.

[MN5]

Im at the airport and there’s a woman completely passed out on the baggage carousel…….

She’s slowly coming around now

[nostrildamus]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Im at the airport and there’s a woman completely passed out on the baggage carousel…….

She’s slowly coming around now

But she still looks exhausted. There's bags under her eyes.

[Bones]

My wife texted me this morning and said, "Your great".

I replied, "No, you're great"

She's been in a great mood ever since.

I should correct her grammar more often.

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Departs at 2.30

[canefan]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Departs at 2.30

After all these years, I still have a wee chortle at that one

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[No Quarter]

My mother is 80% Irish. They call her Iris.