Bad/Lame Jokes

[antipodean]

@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Q: what do you call a dish of monotremes?
A: a platterpus.

I learnt something as a result of this joke.

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[nostrildamus]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Well that's his reputation tar-nished.

[MiketheSnow]

[nostrildamus]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Sounds like a grave strategy.

[MN5]

Im at the airport and there’s a woman completely passed out on the baggage carousel…….

She’s slowly coming around now

[nostrildamus]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Im at the airport and there’s a woman completely passed out on the baggage carousel…….

She’s slowly coming around now

But she still looks exhausted. There's bags under her eyes.

[Bones]

My wife texted me this morning and said, "Your great".

I replied, "No, you're great"

She's been in a great mood ever since.

I should correct her grammar more often.

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Departs at 2.30

[canefan]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Departs at 2.30

After all these years, I still have a wee chortle at that one

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[No Quarter]

My mother is 80% Irish. They call her Iris.

[No Quarter]

I am thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn... remains to be seen.

[MN5]

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.