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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    Sounds like a grave strategy.

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    Im at the airport and there’s a woman completely passed out on the baggage carousel…….

    She’s slowly coming around now

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Im at the airport and there’s a woman completely passed out on the baggage carousel…….

    She’s slowly coming around now

    But she still looks exhausted. There's bags under her eyes.

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    My wife texted me this morning and said, "Your great".

    I replied, "No, you're great"

    She's been in a great mood ever since.

    I should correct her grammar more often.

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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    Departs at 2.30

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    Departs at 2.30

    After all these years, I still have a wee chortle at that one

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    My mother is 80% Irish. They call her Iris.

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    I am thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn... remains to be seen.

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    I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

    The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

    I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

    The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

    I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

    That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

    The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

    I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

    That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

    Whoever that is

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

    The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

    I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

    That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

    Whoever that is

    Jeremy's brother

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I saw a deal for a radio on trademe.

    The volume was stuck on full but it was a great price.

    I thought to myself, ‘I can’t turn that down’

    That sounds straight out of the Tim Vine handbook.

    Whoever that is

    Jeremy's brother

    Any relation to Steve D?

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