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Black Caps vs Netherlands

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  • sharkS Offline
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    Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

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      Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

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      @shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

      Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

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      • sharkS shark

        Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

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        @shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

        Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

        Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.

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        • MN5M MN5

          @shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

          Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

          Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.

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          @mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

          @shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

          Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

          Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.

          Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.

          Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.

          Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.

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          • NepiaN Nepia

            @mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

            @shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

            Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

            Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.

            Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.

            Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.

            Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.

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            mariner4life
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            @nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

            the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay

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            • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

              @nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

              the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay

              alt text

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              @mariner4life said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

              @nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

              the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay

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              You Of Plenty's can just refer to both as The Bay.

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              • NepiaN Nepia

                @mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                @shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

                Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.

                Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.

                Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.

                Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.

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                shark
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                @nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                @mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                @shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

                Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.

                Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.

                Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.

                Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.

                Yeah sorry about that. It's because the Chiefs have been shit and Cane's dubious rights to the captaincy and an All Black spot fullstop are quite rightly in question so I've had little to be upset about. But wait until tomorrow night because if we lose I'm going to blame Jacinda for allowing a parochial crowd and you'll really see me throw one.

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                • NepiaN Nepia

                  @mariner4life said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                  @nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                  the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay

                  alt text

                  You Of Plenty's can just refer to both as The Bay.

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                  mariner4life
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                  @nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                  @mariner4life said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                  @nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                  the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay

                  alt text

                  You Of Plenty's can just refer to both as The Bay.

                  fat fucking chance

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                  • NepiaN Nepia

                    @mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                    @shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                    Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

                    Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.

                    Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.

                    Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.

                    Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.

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                    MN5
                    wrote on last edited by
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                    @nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                    @mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                    @shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                    Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

                    Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.

                    Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.

                    Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.

                    Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.

                    That’d be like me getting one in a golf or horse racing one.

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                    • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                      @nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                      the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay

                      alt text

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                      shark
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #45

                      @mariner4life said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                      @nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                      the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay

                      alt text

                      OK that meme's movie scene is really annoying me. I watched it again recently but can't think WTF old 'Newman' was in......Jurassic Park??

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                        mikey07
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                        #46

                        What’s that saying if you ever want rain in Napier schedule a cricket game…

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                        • NepiaN Nepia

                          @mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                          @shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                          Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

                          Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.

                          Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.

                          Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.

                          Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.

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                          booboo
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                          @nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                          @mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                          @shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                          Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.

                          Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.

                          Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.

                          Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.

                          Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.

                          No apostrophe?

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                            First ODI starting at 2pm at Mt Maunganui today.

                            Netherlands won toss and batting first.

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                              An interesting looking team

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                                You would hope that Bracewell and CdG are floaters and will bat ahead of Latham if the top order fires.

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                                  Max keeps his world record of zero international ducks alive by getting off the mark.

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                                    Max keeps his world record of zero international ducks alive by getting off the mark.

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                                    @jk said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                                    Max keeps his world record of zero international ducks alive by getting off the mark.

                                    I've never had one either.

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                                    • nzzpN nzzp

                                      @jk said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:

                                      Max keeps his world record of zero international ducks alive by getting off the mark.

                                      I've never had one either.

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                                      JK
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                                      @nzzp Never too late to start! He's had 50 odd internationals now though so some catching up to do

                                      O'Dowd out now as gloved one down the legside. 9/1

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                                        After watching quite a bit of cricket on Sky, watching this Spark cricket is hopeless in comparison.

                                        Watching through TAB app and they don't have the commentary. ha ha!

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                                          Has this just changed in NZ for this series? Just asking as it appears we have the same comms team in AUS that we had for the recent tests.

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