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    Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

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      Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

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      @jegga Andy Goode took that title away from him.

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      • sparkyS sparky

        @jegga Andy Goode took that title away from him.

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        @sparky said in Aura watch:

        @jegga Andy Goode took that title away from him.

        There’s not much on it but for mine Barnes looks like he hit the pies slightly harder .
        Both look like their chosen sports should be darts .

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        • jeggaJ jegga

          Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

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          @jegga said in Aura watch:

          Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

          I quite liked Barnes as a player

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          • boobooB booboo

            @jegga said in Aura watch:

            Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

            I quite liked Barnes as a player

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            @booboo said in Aura watch:

            @jegga said in Aura watch:

            Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

            I quite liked Barnes as a player

            I can’t really remember him tbh . He might have suffered one too many concussions if his columns are anything to go by .

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            • jeggaJ jegga

              @booboo said in Aura watch:

              @jegga said in Aura watch:

              Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

              I quite liked Barnes as a player

              I can’t really remember him tbh . He might have suffered one too many concussions if his columns are anything to go by .

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              @jegga he was around with Rob Andrew.

              Barnes was more likely to run the ball.

              Think he was a victim of that '89 (?) defeat to Scotland where Englang smashed the 5N but lost the GS decider at Edinburgh.

              They were fun to watch that year, (and when they tore Aus apart at the end of 88).

              Barnes was at 10 for those good games.

              England decided to go with Andrew after that and got really boring.

              But he's become a typical NH troll once he hit the media. (I recall he gained some respect in NZ 2011 by being relatively fair and balanced, but lost it come the Final where his desired result became apparent .)

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              • jeggaJ jegga

                Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

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                @jegga said in Aura watch:

                Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

                Andrew Mehrtens in his fat f*** period is definitely worth an honourable mention.

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                  @nzzp said in Aura watch:

                  That dirty tart is back.

                  Barnes: (the S variety, not the W variety)

                  "Your team may match them for speed, skill, strength, fitness and a furious determination to be the best but if your players bed down the night before and think 'All Blacks', all the ability in the world won't count against rugby's darkest of auras. That deep-seated self-belief is crucial.

                  https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/rugby-world-cup/rwc-2019-japan/115806606/rugby-world-cup-2019--stop-calling-them-the-all-blacks-urges-stuart-barnes

                  "the team who shall not be named ... "

                  What is that saying about living rent free inside your head?

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                  @booboo Good one, Stu. A little country at the bottom of the world that has won three World Cups, held the #1 rank for like the last decade, and has a bulging trophy cabinet. Only a complete knob would take your advice.
                  As others have noted, any time spent on deciding what to refer to the dudes in black means Madame Aura had already moved into the penthouse apartment.

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                  • sparkyS sparky

                    @jegga said in Aura watch:

                    Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

                    Andrew Mehrtens in his fat f*** period is definitely worth an honourable mention.

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                    @sparky said in Aura watch:

                    @jegga said in Aura watch:

                    Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

                    Andrew Mehrtens in his fat f*** period is definitely worth an honourable mention.

                    With the lambchops it's referred to as Mehrts' Fat Elvis Period, something something Robbie Deans' wife.

                    Still better than Carlos.

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                    • CanerbryC Canerbry

                      @sparky said in Aura watch:

                      @jegga said in Aura watch:

                      Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

                      Andrew Mehrtens in his fat f*** period is definitely worth an honourable mention.

                      With the lambchops it's referred to as Mehrts' Fat Elvis Period, something something Robbie Deans' wife.

                      Still better than Carlos.

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                      @Canerbry said in Aura watch:

                      @sparky said in Aura watch:

                      @jegga said in Aura watch:

                      Is Stuart Barnes the fattest ever test level first five?

                      Andrew Mehrtens in his fat f*** period is definitely worth an honourable mention.

                      With the lambchops it's referred to as Mehrts' Fat Elvis Period, something something Robbie Deans' wife.

                      Still better than Carlos.

                      He’s as fat as Barnes now, his defence was suspect as times but could always tackle a deep fried peanut and bacon sandwich.

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                      • taniwharugbyT taniwharugby

                        Maybe when playing us they should avoid eye contact too, that will help not being sucked into the black vortex of our souls.

                        Ooh, ooh, they should avoid touching us too, that is where the bad ju-ju starts!

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                        @taniwharugby said in Aura watch:

                        Maybe when playing us they should avoid eye contact too, that will help not being sucked into the black vortex of our souls.

                        Ooh, ooh, they should avoid touching us too, that is where the bad ju-ju starts!

                        10/10. Arguably the Fern post which has made laugh out loud the most.

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                        • canefanC canefan

                          @taniwharugby said in Aura watch:

                          Maybe when playing us they should avoid eye contact too, that will help not being sucked into the black vortex of our souls.

                          Ooh, ooh, they should avoid touching us too, that is where the bad ju-ju starts!

                          The best one was when we did the haka in the changing sheds at Cardiff. That and the aussies lame waltzing Matilda phase. They at least got away with it because they were good then

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                          @canefan said in Aura watch:

                          The best one was when we did the haka in the changing sheds at Cardiff

                          Actually the best bit was the big screens at the Millennium Stadium showing the AB Haka from changing sheds about 15 minutes into the game.

                          Talk about laugh...

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                            @canefan said in Aura watch:

                            The best one was when we did the haka in the changing sheds at Cardiff

                            Actually the best bit was the big screens at the Millennium Stadium showing the AB Haka from changing sheds about 15 minutes into the game.

                            Talk about laugh...

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                            @Victor-Meldrew said in Aura watch:

                            @canefan said in Aura watch:

                            The best one was when we did the haka in the changing sheds at Cardiff

                            Actually the best bit was the big screens at the Millennium Stadium showing the AB Haka from changing sheds about 15 minutes into the game.

                            Talk about laugh...

                            The aura travels over the TV waves......

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                              @canefan said in Aura watch:

                              The best one was when we did the haka in the changing sheds at Cardiff

                              Actually the best bit was the big screens at the Millennium Stadium showing the AB Haka from changing sheds about 15 minutes into the game.

                              Talk about laugh...

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                              @Victor-Meldrew said in Aura watch:

                              @canefan said in Aura watch:

                              The best one was when we did the haka in the changing sheds at Cardiff

                              Actually the best bit was the big screens at the Millennium Stadium showing the AB Haka from changing sheds about 15 minutes into the game.

                              Talk about laugh...

                              Got to admit no one came out of that looking particularly good

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                              • jeggaJ jegga

                                @Victor-Meldrew said in Aura watch:

                                @canefan said in Aura watch:

                                The best one was when we did the haka in the changing sheds at Cardiff

                                Actually the best bit was the big screens at the Millennium Stadium showing the AB Haka from changing sheds about 15 minutes into the game.

                                Talk about laugh...

                                Got to admit no one came out of that looking particularly good

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                                @jegga said in Aura watch:

                                @Victor-Meldrew said in Aura watch:

                                @canefan said in Aura watch:

                                The best one was when we did the haka in the changing sheds at Cardiff

                                Actually the best bit was the big screens at the Millennium Stadium showing the AB Haka from changing sheds about 15 minutes into the game.

                                Talk about laugh...

                                Got to admit no one came out of that looking particularly good

                                If they weren't so concerned about our aura it wouldn't have even been a thing. These teams are missing the point. The haka is a sign of respect, only the best get to fact it. Celebrate and enjoy the challenge. The french have the right idea

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                                  Holy shit, they've realised the abs are mortal!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12268073

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                                  • jeggaJ jegga

                                    Holy shit, they've realised the abs are mortal!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12268073

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                                    @jegga

                                    Haven't read the article yet, but Kitson is one of the better rugby writers in the UK. Hope he isn't going down the Mick Cleary click-bait route.

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                                      @jegga

                                      Haven't read the article yet, but Kitson is one of the better rugby writers in the UK. Hope he isn't going down the Mick Cleary click-bait route.

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                                      @Victor-Meldrew said in Aura watch:

                                      @jegga

                                      Haven't read the article yet, but Kitson is one of the better rugby writers in the UK. Hope he isn't going down the Mick Cleary click-bait route.

                                      No idea, I only read the headline these days.

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                                        @jegga

                                        Haven't read the article yet, but Kitson is one of the better rugby writers in the UK. Hope he isn't going down the Mick Cleary click-bait route.

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                                        @Victor-Meldrew said in Aura watch:

                                        @jegga

                                        Haven't read the article yet, but Kitson is one of the better rugby writers in the UK. Hope he isn't going down the Mick Cleary click-bait route.

                                        It’s s good article and the points are fair.

                                        Biggest problem is writing for the guardian

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                                          https://m.independent.ie/sport/rugby/rugby-world-cup-2019/cian-tracey-aura-around-the-all-blacks-remains-as-potent-as-ever-38509246.html

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