Black Caps v Australia

[Damo]

I don't know if it has been mentioned but our dropped catches are really costly.

[Chris B.]

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Australia:

Scott K is such a nothing selection at Test level.

Rolling the dice at quite long odds.

He might bowl wicket taking deliveries and he might score quick runs, but he's unlikely to do either consistently.

Now Nicholls is on the park and drops another!

Our catching is fucking appalling.

[Gunner]

Henry Nicholls fuck right off!
Absolutely atrocious.

[MN5]

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Australia:

Scott K is such a nothing selection at Test level.

So true. That was shithouse

[KiwiMurph]

Is the Black Caps fielding coach pulling a George Constanza and purposely trying to get fired?

[Gunner]

We used to be one of the best in the field, regardless of how crap we were at everything else.

What the hell has happened, how have we become so fucking bad?

I just don’t understand how professional cricketers can drop so many catches.

[Donsteppa]

@KiwiMurph said in Black Caps v Australia:

Is the Black Caps fielding coach pulling a George Constanza and purposely trying to get fired?

There just can't be one. If there is one, they are useless beyond belief.

[Donsteppa]

https://twitter.com/beastieboy07/status/1763413485323772121?s=20

[Chris B.]

Henry knocks over Starc and the Australians are all out for 164.

Unfortunately, we need 369 for victory.

I don't like our chances on this pitch and against their attack.

I think I'll set us a target of winning the second innings battle. Can we get 165? I wouldn't bet on it!

[LABCAT]

18 years since a NZ spinner has taken a 5for in NZ.

[Gunner]

It will take a special batting performance to get home here. At the very least I want to see some fight from out batsmen, and to make the Aussies work hard for their wickets.

[Donsteppa]

Imagine if we could catch. Lyon would have been nowhere this morning. And if we didn't have Southee and Scott K in the mix trying to dismiss Hazelwood and Green yesterday morning.

They cupboard isn't exactly full, but I'm not surprised that Wagner retired once he realised they weren't picking him ahead of Cougar Lion...

[Donsteppa]

Flat Track Latham phones it in again.

[Chris B.]

Lyon bowls a rubbish half tracker and Tom Latham somehow manages to nick it to the keeper!

[Gunner]

What was I saying about making them work hard for wickets?

Well that is the exact opposite of that Tom.

Poor

[Chris B.]

Kane flails hisbat all around one wide down leg side. Somehow manages not to touch it - thank fuck!

[Donsteppa]

And now Kane gets away with a wild swing first ball.

Is it compulsory for the Black Caps to each drop 40 IQ points every time we bat against Australia?

[Damo]

Latham out to a ball that should have gone for four. I don't mind the shot but not great.

Wasted review by Aussie.

Lyon is causing problems.

[KiwiMurph]

How does cricket still have sight screen issues in 2024?

[Chris B.]

@KiwiMurph said in Black Caps v Australia:

How does cricket still have sight screen issues in 2024?

It was a stupid little smiley face, wasn't it?

IT fuckers!