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@mariner4life that guy banged out over a thousand, I was wondering if it was Terry Crews in the middle of his porn addiction? It would certainly explain his arms.
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@jegga maybe it wasn't the first for the day?
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@mariner4life are you thinking someone more athletic maybe Nick Willis?
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey now you've done it!!
I'm sure I don't know what you mean...
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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
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and leave the fitbit on
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
you're wasted doing books Mokey, you need to make a MOVIE
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
you're wasted doing books Mokey, you need to make a MOVIE
Or be in one...
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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
you're wasted doing books Mokey, you need to make a MOVIE
Or be in one...
You can act and direct surely?
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One might consider applying the paper bag over Jewel's head, but calling her fat is absolutely fucking ridiculous. But just for the benefit of that particular poster, here is a picture of his dream lady:
Garrrr, fook it. how do you post images again?
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
One might consider applying the paper bag over Jewel's head, but calling her fat is absolutely fucking ridiculous. But just for the benefit of that particular poster, here is a picture of his dream lady:
Garrrr, fook it. how do you post images again?
So @MajorRage says she's fat now you're implying she's ugly too ?
Man, are you two faggots or what ?
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The Jewel being fat thing was obviously a joke - lets face it, she doesn't play to the skinny la style celebrity look - looks like a proper chick. One who I would much rather be with, than any super skinny model.
However, and this is being 100% honest, the subsequent pictures of skinny/anorexic woman has hit home to me, just how horrible that issue is, and that curmudgeonly fat fucks like me on the internet putting out throwaway stupid lines, is probably something which really doesn't help.
I actually feel quite bad now, and regret posting that joke.
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@MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
The Jewel being fat thing was obviously a joke - lets face it, she doesn't play to the skinny la style celebrity look - looks like a proper chick. One who I would much rather be with, than any super skinny model.
However, and this is being 100% honest, the subsequent pictures of skinny/anorexic woman has hit home to me, just how horrible that issue is, and that curmudgeonly fat fucks like me on the internet putting out throwaway stupid lines, is probably something which really doesn't help.
I actually feel quite bad now, and regret posting that joke.
Thank God it was a joke and Jewel is hot as fuck. End of story.
Anorexia is a horrible thing but then you get that fat bitch who sings about the bass and that it's fine to be fat so chicks look at her as some sort of role model despite being a slightly more mobile jabba the Hutt lookalike.
( she's not that fat.....but irritating as fuck )
