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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
This. So much this. I have to say, my first thought at the quotes from the academic were, oh here we go, someone up for tenure review soon. The DOC ranger just sounded like a 70-year old virgin, and as for the Hindu statesman, fuck off, sir. This has literally NOTHING to do with you.
Just a question, probably aimed more at Stuff, but how do you get to be a "statesman" anyway? I always thought you had to be like an important and dignified government official or something, but it looks like you can be just a guy with a working set of gums and you're good to go.
I'd quite like to have a go at being one. Do you reckon there would be an exam?
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@JC said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
This. So much this. I have to say, my first thought at the quotes from the academic were, oh here we go, someone up for tenure review soon. The DOC ranger just sounded like a 70-year old virgin, and as for the Hindu statesman, fuck off, sir. This has literally NOTHING to do with you.
Just a question, probably aimed more at Stuff, but how do you get to be a "statesman" anyway? I always thought you had to be like an important and dignified government official or something, but it looks like you can be just a guy with a working set of gums and you're good to go.
I'd quite like to have a go at being one. Do you reckon there would be an exam?
yes there's an exam. It's rectal. If they find a stick up there, you're hired
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I see Jaylene hails from the Waikato, that explains the Ngati Skank moko above her arse. And people say she doesn't show any cultural respect?
Maori themed tramp stamp? Nice
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I see Jaylene hails from the Waikato, that explains the Ngati Skank moko above her arse. And people say she doesn't show any cultural respect?
Maori themed tramp stamp? Nice
[Sigh] I'll go back and look again but I think it was just your run of the mill swirls inspired by a box or two of codys.
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga I'm just going to leave this one here for you
Well cheers for that , interesting to know that if vegans weren't fucked up enough as it is I learned from that article they eat Roadkill as well as placenta.
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I always wonder what the world according to vegans would look like.
If we aren't consuming animal products most of the animals become redundant. No where to store them until old age would result in mass slaughter and waste as the land was turned to growing whatever trendy superfood is in vogue.
The only good thing would be that the idiot from MKR with his paleo nonsense would slowly starve snacking on activated almonds. -
@Crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I always wonder what the world according to vegans would look like.
If we aren't consuming animal products most of the animals become redundant. No where to store them until old age would result in mass slaughter and waste as the land was turned to growing whatever trendy superfood is in vogue.
The only good thing would be that the idiot from MKR with his paleo nonsense would slowly starve snacking on activated almonds.Shit you couldn't have set me up for this post any better....
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@Crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I always wonder what the world according to vegans would look like.
If we aren't consuming animal products most of the animals become redundant. No where to store them until old age would result in mass slaughter and waste as the land was turned to growing whatever trendy superfood is in vogue.
The only good thing would be that the idiot from MKR with his paleo nonsense would slowly starve snacking on activated almonds.The entire evolution of humans hinged on eating meat. Otherwise the world would have looked like this
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@Crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I always wonder what the world according to vegans would look like.
If we aren't consuming animal products most of the animals become redundant. No where to store them until old age would result in mass slaughter and waste as the land was turned to growing whatever trendy superfood is in vogue.
The only good thing would be that the idiot from MKR with his paleo nonsense would slowly starve snacking on activated almonds.Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, who i normally find incredibly irritating, considered the issue of vegetablism in his book entitled MEAT. He actually made some valid points mainly relating to what happens to all the animals? Leaving aside factory farming, for which he has no time at all, at present the animals are being well cared for, fed regularly, kept safe from predators, medicated where necessary. Who will take on this burden for millions of cows, sheep, pigs etc if the world turns vegetablist? You can't expect the farmers to do it out of the goodness of their hearts. Maybe we should place a high tax on alfalfa sprouts to pay for the mass genocide of these animals - for their own good of course.
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I always wonder what the world according to vegans would look like.
If we aren't consuming animal products most of the animals become redundant. No where to store them until old age would result in mass slaughter and waste as the land was turned to growing whatever trendy superfood is in vogue.
The only good thing would be that the idiot from MKR with his paleo nonsense would slowly starve snacking on activated almonds.Shit you couldn't have set me up for this post any better....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I always wonder what the world according to vegans would look like.
If we aren't consuming animal products most of the animals become redundant. No where to store them until old age would result in mass slaughter and waste as the land was turned to growing whatever trendy superfood is in vogue.
The only good thing would be that the idiot from MKR with his paleo nonsense would slowly starve snacking on activated almonds.Shit you couldn't have set me up for this post any better....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Seems appropriate to share this classic TV moment again....
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I always wonder what the world according to vegans would look like.
If we aren't consuming animal products most of the animals become redundant. No where to store them until old age would result in mass slaughter and waste as the land was turned to growing whatever trendy superfood is in vogue.
The only good thing would be that the idiot from MKR with his paleo nonsense would slowly starve snacking on activated almonds.Shit you couldn't have set me up for this post any better....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Don't worry, the moment this current fad/marriage fizzles the plastic bags will be popped straight back in. Just in time to impress the next rich/old/famous/rich man she latches onto.
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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I always wonder what the world according to vegans would look like.
If we aren't consuming animal products most of the animals become redundant. No where to store them until old age would result in mass slaughter and waste as the land was turned to growing whatever trendy superfood is in vogue.
The only good thing would be that the idiot from MKR with his paleo nonsense would slowly starve snacking on activated almonds.Shit you couldn't have set me up for this post any better....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Don't worry, the moment this current fad/marriage fizzles the plastic bags will be popped straight back in. Just in time to impress the next rich/old/famous/rich man she latches onto.
She seems to alter herself to suit which sucker shes conned into marrying her.I wonder if she'll get whatevers been pumped into her lips removed too?
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I always wonder what the world according to vegans would look like.
If we aren't consuming animal products most of the animals become redundant. No where to store them until old age would result in mass slaughter and waste as the land was turned to growing whatever trendy superfood is in vogue.
The only good thing would be that the idiot from MKR with his paleo nonsense would slowly starve snacking on activated almonds.Shit you couldn't have set me up for this post any better....
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Don't worry, the moment this current fad/marriage fizzles the plastic bags will be popped straight back in. Just in time to impress the next rich/old/famous/rich man she latches onto.
She seems to alter herself to suit which sucker shes conned into marrying her.I wonder if she'll get whatevers been pumped into her
lipsremoved too?FIFY
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