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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Can’t someone just shank him in the shower already.
How many tens of thousands of $$$ has this dipshit cost us?The guards need to give him the "Antonie Dixon Experience"
Or tell him that Antonie stole his wig:
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil well I still reckon they shoulda chucked the Brazilian Govt. a hundred grand and said keep him until it ran out, or, well whatever...then he'd know how good he had it in NZ.
Or chucked the guard a grand for accidental discharge of weapon
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@hooroo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga actually if you had money to waste, the next ropey looking scum of the earth that goes to court, pay them to wear your hatiest teams jersey!
I like your thinking mate.
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@hooroo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga actually if you had money to waste, the next ropey looking scum of the earth that goes to court, pay them to wear your hatiest teams jersey!
Luckily they seem to be doing it anyway without me needing to fork over the cash!
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@nepia said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@hooroo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga actually if you had money to waste, the next ropey looking scum of the earth that goes to court, pay them to wear your hatiest teams jersey!
Luckily they seem to be doing it anyway without me needing to fork over the cash!
This guy?
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
dress can cost that alone...
but lets says $3k for the dress, say 100 guests, @ $20 a head for alcohol, $20 a head for food you are at $7k, plus all the other little bits and pieces that cost twice as much cos wedding than they do if you rent/hire/buy normally (venure, hired shit, DJ, photographer)
Now this wedding probably cost a crate of beer and a bit of green
Most feral wedding ever. The crates in the paddling pool were a nice touch .
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12007872
So I guess sex toys, daisy chains, and scissoring are out too? Any no lesbians because sexual tension is out?
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No introverts either I'd imagine!
Just more folks on the fringe trying to gouge suckers for money.
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
How long till they turn on each other..
Did you ever watch the Bear Grylls show where they sent a bunch of men to one island and the women to another? Based on that minor skirmishes break out on day one. The bitchkreig really starts on about day three.
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12007872
So I guess sex toys, daisy chains, and scissoring are out too? Any no lesbians because sexual tension is out?
Andrea Roth has a decent rack, how long till the first perv says he identifies as a woman and heads over there? @mariner4life do you have any leave?
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12007872
So I guess sex toys, daisy chains, and scissoring are out too? Any no lesbians because sexual tension is out?
Andrea Roth has a decent rack, how long till the first perv says he identifies as a woman and heads over there? @mariner4life do you have any leave?
Dress like this mate. I'm sure they'll think you are a gurl. Either that or John Bon Jovi