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  • antipodeanA Online
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    There's probably an entire generation that's grown up not knowing what pubic hair looks like.

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    @antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    There's probably an entire generation that's grown up not knowing what pubic hair looks like.

    I'm a 90s man. Landing strip for the win

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  • SiamS Offline
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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.

    Man you crack me up bro.

    The things you do with that cock of yours!! 🤣

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to Siam on last edited by
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    @siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.

    Man you crack me up bro.

    The things you do with that cock of yours!! 🤣

    Thanks.

    I think.....

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.

    Man you crack me up bro.

    The things you do with that cock of yours!! 🤣

    Thanks.

    I think.....

    A least he only mentioned doing things with your own cock.

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  • SiamS Offline
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    @mn5 sounded funnier in my head... had you mincing about in the pub, full glory, looking down and remarking "yes, you"ll notice I'm married"

    putty in your hands...

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  • BonesB Online
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.

    Man you crack me up bro.

    The things you do with that cock of yours!! 🤣

    Thanks.

    I think.....

    A least he only mentioned doing things with your own cock.

    It's been a while since I've seen any mention of Chris Gayle.

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    You are such a fuddy duddy RS

    Nudes are the only thing that make me regret not growing up in the phone camera era.

    These young fluffybunnies don't know how good they've got it

    Mate, I last dated when I had no mobile phone and only saddos and perverts met online. You took 24 pictures with a camera and then paid some stupid amount to have them developed. Please give me some time to catch up please.

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    replied to Siam on last edited by
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    @siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I found that a wedding ring was a sure fire way to get women to approach me at pubs.

    Man you crack me up bro.

    The things you do with that cock of yours!! 🤣

    While he's clearly a card-carrying deviate, I can't recall him talking about doing strange things with his knob. Unless there's another thread in which he confessed to having shoved it in a toaster. Or perhaps a large Star Wars toy.

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    I do agree that the last 100 odd posts have been a fantastic alternative to the absolute crap on stuff.co.nz

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    @majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I do agree that the last 100 odd posts have been a fantastic alternative to the absolute crap on stuff.co.nz

    It could be better though. Pics could be put up so we can advise on left/right, psycho/mad psycho etc

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I do agree that the last 100 odd posts have been a fantastic alternative to the absolute crap on stuff.co.nz

    It could be better though. Pics could be put up so we can advise on left/right, psycho/mad psycho etc

    If I could knew how to post pictures on this phone I would. There was a nudist the other day.

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  • BonesB Online
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @crucial no way am I putting a pic of my absolutely stunning other half on here.

    If I get @Siam drift he was referencing where mn5 may have put said wedding ring.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    @bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @crucial no way am I putting a pic of my absolutely stunning other half on here.

    It's not your missus we would want to see. Judging your general lack of taste (or that of those willing to meet you) however would be a laugh.

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  • BonesB Online
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @crucial alt text

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
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    @bones I'm surprised that pic didn't get used in the 'Top Ten Hottest Chicks' thread

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @crucial alt text

    Fap fap fap.....

    Um, I mean I like girls.....

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
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    @mn5 admit it, you swiped right!

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 admit it, you swiped right!

    For Chris Gayle ? Sigh....If only.

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    A gay mate of mine who's trying to turn me (yes my life has take a turn for the surreal recently) asked who I'd turn for. I mentioned Beauden Barrett and after googling he wasn't impressed. Who said gay people have good taste?

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