Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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@mn5 admit it, you swiped right!
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mn5 admit it, you swiped right!
For Chris Gayle ? Sigh....If only.
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A gay mate of mine who's trying to turn me (yes my life has take a turn for the surreal recently) asked who I'd turn for. I mentioned Beauden Barrett and after googling he wasn't impressed. Who said gay people have good taste?
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jc said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel swipe left? Really? I’ve been swiping right. No wonder nobody ever turns up. Or maybe I’m just ugly.
Maybe you should swipe left more often. Play hard to get.
Full disclosure, I’ve never seen Tinder and don’t really have any idea what you young fullas are talking about.
. I come from a generation when armpit hair was acceptable. Neither do I have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or anything else. I’ve never seen the point, but now I understand there might be nude pics involved I may have to reconsider... -
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
You are such a fuddy duddy RS
Nudes are the only thing that make me regret not growing up in the phone camera era.
These young fluffybunnies don't know how good they've got it
Mate, I last dated when I had no mobile phone and only saddos and perverts met online. You took 24 pictures with a camera and then paid some stupid amount to have them developed. Please give me some time to catch up please.
me too!! so, whilst i am living vicariously through others, i need them to step it up!!!
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I do agree that the last 100 odd posts have been a fantastic alternative to the absolute crap on stuff.co.nz
It could be better though. Pics could be put up so we can advise on left/right, psycho/mad psycho etc
If I could knew how to post pictures on this phone I would. There was a nudist the other day.
now we are fucking talking! make with the sharing
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Might want to avoid this one:
Loves: travel, adventure, the environment, social justice, live music, laughter, hanging out with my friends, the outdoors, Nikita my killer cat, reading, painting, swimming, yoga, theatre, linguistics, beer, and a man who treats me like the queen I am.
Don't know how to post pics with this phone, but she's dressed as a mermaid.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Might want to avoid this one:
Loves: travel, adventure, the environment, social justice, live music, laughter, hanging out with my friends, the outdoors, Nikita my killer cat, reading, painting, swimming, yoga, theatre, linguistics, beer, and a man who treats me like the queen I am.
Don't know how to post pics with this phone, but she's dressed as a mermaid.
i bet she fucks like a sewing machine
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Might want to avoid this one:
Loves: travel, adventure, the environment, social justice, live music, laughter, hanging out with my friends, the outdoors, Nikita my killer cat, reading, painting, swimming, yoga, theatre, linguistics, beer, and a man who treats me like the queen I am.
Don't know how to post pics with this phone, but she's dressed as a mermaid.
i bet she fucks like a sewing machine
I bet she doesn't
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Might want to avoid this one:
Loves: travel, adventure, the environment, social justice, live music, laughter, hanging out with my friends, the outdoors, Nikita my killer cat, reading, painting, swimming, yoga, theatre, linguistics, beer, and a man who treats me like the queen I am.
Don't know how to post pics with this phone, but she's dressed as a mermaid.
i bet she fucks like a sewing machine
I bet she doesn't
you're on. @Rancid-Schnitzel you need to take one for the team to settle this
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Might want to avoid this one:
Loves: travel, adventure, the environment, social justice, live music, laughter, hanging out with my friends, the outdoors, Nikita my killer cat, reading, painting, swimming, yoga, theatre, linguistics, beer, and a man who treats me like the queen I am.
Don't know how to post pics with this phone, but she's dressed as a mermaid.
i bet she fucks like a sewing machine
I bet she doesn't
you're on. @Rancid-Schnitzel you need to take one for the team to settle this
Just so we're clear, linguistics does not equal fellatio. Oh and she is a grown woman who dresses like a mermaid and has a cat
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@rancid-schnitzel so she loves the environment but has a killer cat....
my guess is she wont be a keeper.
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Might want to avoid this one:
Loves: travel, adventure, the environment, social justice, live music, laughter, hanging out with my friends, the outdoors, Nikita my killer cat, reading, painting, swimming, yoga, theatre, linguistics, beer, and a man who treats me like the queen I am.
Don't know how to post pics with this phone, but she's dressed as a mermaid.
i bet she fucks like a sewing machine
I bet she doesn't
you're on. @Rancid-Schnitzel you need to take one for the team to settle this
I'm not going near that. She probably involves her cat in the action.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Might want to avoid this one:
Loves: travel, adventure, the environment, social justice, live music, laughter, hanging out with my friends, the outdoors, Nikita my killer cat, reading, painting, swimming, yoga, theatre, linguistics, beer, and a man who treats me like the queen I am.
Don't know how to post pics with this phone, but she's dressed as a mermaid.
i bet she fucks like a sewing machine
I bet she doesn't
you're on. @Rancid-Schnitzel you need to take one for the team to settle this
I'm not going near that. She probably involves her cat in the action.
think of the story you will have!!!
sometimes it's not about you...
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Be a few married ferners double checking they log out each night before they go up bed and leave their phones lying around..
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
think of the story you will have!!!
sometimes it's not about you...we know from that Stripper thread, your boundary line is beyond many of us here
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Might want to avoid this one:
Loves: travel, adventure, the environment, social justice, live music, laughter, hanging out with my friends, the outdoors, Nikita my killer cat, reading, painting, swimming, yoga, theatre, linguistics, beer, and a man who treats me like the queen I am.
Don't know how to post pics with this phone, but she's dressed as a mermaid.
Ffs .
Are you sure it’s a mermaid and not a whale?
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
think of the story you will have!!!
sometimes it's not about you...we know from that Stripper thread, your boundary line is beyond many of us here
