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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to jegga on last edited by
    #7924

    @jegga I've already told you I don't use the lotion on the coats and hats - it ruins the waterproofing.

    Flat learning curve or what?

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  • JCJ Offline
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    replied to jegga on last edited by
    #7925

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Snowy huge if true. You don't fuck with a woman's GHD

    You know some stuff ey.

    Wife's straightener thing failed last week, I suggested the local store to replace it. "They won't sell GHD. I'm going to have to get one online! God knows how long that will take!" She might as well have added "you moran!" at the end.

    She has a new one now. Thank fck.

    @Snowy talking about womens hair....

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    @jegga That your new tat bro? Cool as.

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #7926

    @JC said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga That your new tat bro? Cool as.

    Yep. Classy.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #7927

    @JC said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Snowy huge if true. You don't fuck with a woman's GHD

    You know some stuff ey.

    Wife's straightener thing failed last week, I suggested the local store to replace it. "They won't sell GHD. I'm going to have to get one online! God knows how long that will take!" She might as well have added "you moran!" at the end.

    She has a new one now. Thank fck.

    @Snowy talking about womens hair....

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    @jegga That your new tat bro? Cool as.

    Do you think if I get it on my back @Snowy will spare me?

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to jegga on last edited by
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @JC said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Snowy huge if true. You don't fuck with a woman's GHD

    You know some stuff ey.

    Wife's straightener thing failed last week, I suggested the local store to replace it. "They won't sell GHD. I'm going to have to get one online! God knows how long that will take!" She might as well have added "you moran!" at the end.

    She has a new one now. Thank fck.

    @Snowy talking about womens hair....

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    @jegga That your new tat bro? Cool as.

    Do you think if I get it on my back @Snowy will spare me?

    No way. That has coat written all over it.

    Now your address please - not the Nigerian one either.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #7929

    outstanding pictures attached to this story

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/116301773/a-20tonne-crane-that-toppled-into-wellington-harbour-being-recovered

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #7930

    @taniwharugby
    Brilliant!
    Here is a picture of something that you can't see!

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  • BonesB Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #7931

    @taniwharugby @Crucial it's Eastbourne, why would you rather see a crane? Don't be jealous now.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #7932

    @Bones I said they were outstanding pictures ...

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  • BonesB Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #7933

    @taniwharugby as you were then.

    It is curious, I don't recall a crane being at that wharf and I'd always thought it was just for tankers rather than cargo.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #7934

    @Bones the crane is in the water, did you not read the headline

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  • BonesB Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #7935

    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Bones the crane is in the water, did you not read the headline

    That would explain why I've never seen it.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #7936

    Not sure where to put this... @Snowy I expect you would agree?

    News

    News

    The latest national and international news stories that will inform you, make you laugh and make you think.

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #7937

    @taniwharugby Well they got this bit wrong:

    "owners of the German automobiles are the least competent, considerate and honest. On the road, that is. Not in general."

    Definitely in general as well. And they missed out angriest and most violent. Missed the stereotype there.

    A few other notables:
    I be pissed off if i drove a Seat as well
    Volvo drivers are boring
    Mazda drivers are Bogans

    And this:
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    You presumably don't care about being a bad driver if you're driving one of these.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to Snowy on last edited by
    #7938

    @Snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    mably don't care about being a bad driver if you're driving one of these.

    yep, even looks like that car is smiling and doesnt car.

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #7939

    @taniwharugby Definitely a "GFY, look at me!"

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    replied to Snowy on last edited by
    #7940

    @Snowy Audi's seem to bring out the worst in other drivers too. Or maybe it's simply me.

    I seem to be a magnet for bogans in BMW imports or imported Toyota Supra's who want to flaunt their machismo.

    Maybe it's the combination of Audi and personalised plate (in my defence a gift) but they really seem to think their dicks will grow a couple of inches if they drag me off at the lights.

    I meanwhile am far from a great driver but I am courteous. You have to be kind to the little people.....

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #7941

    @taniwharugby Oh I forgot to mention this:
    "found that Audi drivers were also the least likely to own up to causing damage,"

    An insurance man's dream.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to Snowy on last edited by taniwharugby
    #7942

    @Snowy well Insurers dont like you to accept blame anyway...whether you are at fault or not.

    @dogmeat so do they drag you off, or do you learn them whippersnappers a lesson?

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to dogmeat on last edited by
    #7943

    @dogmeat said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Snowy Audi's seem to bring out the worst in other drivers too. Or maybe it's simply me.
    I seem to be a magnet for bogans in BMW imports or imported Toyota Supra's who want to flaunt their machismo.

    #metoo. They usually think my car is an A4 (probably due to vaping smoke in the Supra) so are a little shocked when they get left behind.
    I get the same shit when they think the TVR is an MX5.

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