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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey now you've done it!!
I'm sure I don't know what you mean...
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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
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and leave the fitbit on
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey Mokey there's a couple of ads on another thread I'd love to hear your thoughts on.
Or watch with you.
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
you're wasted doing books Mokey, you need to make a MOVIE
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
you're wasted doing books Mokey, you need to make a MOVIE
Or be in one...
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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Jewel could have a sleepover at my place. Nicole could not.
Wait what !?!
Wow. Ferners can still be scandalised?
All I'm saying is that if they would not be fun to play naked Twister with, they don't get a sleepover invite. Nicole would snap like a dry twig. Or mortally wound someone with an elbow or ribhead.
you're wasted doing books Mokey, you need to make a MOVIE
Or be in one...
You can act and direct surely?
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Lol. My acting days are done.
Wait what ?!?
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One might consider applying the paper bag over Jewel's head, but calling her fat is absolutely fucking ridiculous. But just for the benefit of that particular poster, here is a picture of his dream lady:
Garrrr, fook it. how do you post images again?
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
One might consider applying the paper bag over Jewel's head, but calling her fat is absolutely fucking ridiculous. But just for the benefit of that particular poster, here is a picture of his dream lady:
Garrrr, fook it. how do you post images again?
So @MajorRage says she's fat now you're implying she's ugly too ?
Man, are you two faggots or what ?
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The Jewel being fat thing was obviously a joke - lets face it, she doesn't play to the skinny la style celebrity look - looks like a proper chick. One who I would much rather be with, than any super skinny model.
However, and this is being 100% honest, the subsequent pictures of skinny/anorexic woman has hit home to me, just how horrible that issue is, and that curmudgeonly fat fucks like me on the internet putting out throwaway stupid lines, is probably something which really doesn't help.
I actually feel quite bad now, and regret posting that joke.
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@MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
The Jewel being fat thing was obviously a joke - lets face it, she doesn't play to the skinny la style celebrity look - looks like a proper chick. One who I would much rather be with, than any super skinny model.
However, and this is being 100% honest, the subsequent pictures of skinny/anorexic woman has hit home to me, just how horrible that issue is, and that curmudgeonly fat fucks like me on the internet putting out throwaway stupid lines, is probably something which really doesn't help.
I actually feel quite bad now, and regret posting that joke.
Thank God it was a joke and Jewel is hot as fuck. End of story.
Anorexia is a horrible thing but then you get that fat bitch who sings about the bass and that it's fine to be fat so chicks look at her as some sort of role model despite being a slightly more mobile jabba the Hutt lookalike.
( she's not that fat.....but irritating as fuck )
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
One might consider applying the paper bag over Jewel's head, but calling her fat is absolutely fucking ridiculous. But just for the benefit of that particular poster, here is a picture of his dream lady:
Garrrr, fook it. how do you post images again?
So @MajorRage says she's fat now you're implying she's ugly too ?
Man, are you two faggots or what ?
You horrible homophobe. 20k fine and re-education camp for you.
Tbh she isn't ugly at all but that face doesn't really match that astonishing body. But who am I kidding. On the trillion to one chance that she looked at me twice, I would pound her like a turbo powered jackhammer.
MR: Thought you were serious. But yeah it is a pretty serious issue when women who are fit and healthy can be labelled fat. On the flip side you get these horrendous blobs who scream about body confidence and fatism as if its somehow healthy or brave to be grossly overweight. A large mate of mine has an equally large wife. Both have health issues and are odds on to be diabetics within a decade or so. She has now started a "body confidence" blog in which she posts pictures of herself "embracing" her body. It's farking sick, deluded and dangerous but she is of course enabled by the likes from friends that should know better. Body confidence should be for those normal, healthy girls and women who are intimidated by those surgically enhanced, duck-lipped tarts on Instagram. It should also be for people like my wife who have lost parts of their body and hair to diseases they could do nothing about. I have zero sympathy for anyone who's only affliction is eating too many donuts and spending too much time on the couch.
I apologise for the digression.
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I would also like to add a throat punch for the celebrities who post pics of their bodies after having a baby and be all LOOK AT MEEEE! PING! Back in my skinny jeans already!
Now add on how much easier it is when you have chefs and personal trainers and private surgeons and nannies and housekeepers.
I do agree there is a massive difference between fuckfaces who call women who are tall/big boned/hourglass curved fat just cos they aren't size zilch, and obesity. Obesity is a serious problem with lifelong side effects and is nothing to embrace.
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@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I like it how MN5 kicks it off with the photo of a lumberjacks young son with moobs then all of a sudden a bunch of pictures of Jewel looking great turn up and he feels justified....
I regret nothing I post on here. Ever.
