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The Barnya Half-Marathon Challenge (on again)

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    Parcy v2.0
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    Nah it's normal Barn, the body doesn't always burn fat straight away. Give it some time.

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      I suspect Barnya's body is going: "durr, dum, da, err anngonamo .... wassgoinon? What da fuck is .... I mean WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU DOIN MAN?!!"<br />
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      Just like mine.

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        Bullethole
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        <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /> It's done exactly as it's been told so far.  Was very sore the day after the 16km run but I woke up today feeling very refreshed.<br />
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        You're right though, my body knows the only time I run is to get to the pub in time to see the haka.  Poor thing must be very confused.

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          Bones
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          Also retains water due to the shock of dietary change, etc,so don't be surprised if you put on weight.

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            Bullethole
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            [quote name='Bones']<br />
            Also retains water due to the shock of dietary change, etc,so don't be surprised if you put on weight.<br />
            [/quote]<br />
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            Oh fabulous.  I take it this will be pissed out in short order?

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              BartMan
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              the clothers git test is the best one Barnya - fuck the weight - belt going in by nothces, shirts /n/ pants looser.<br />
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              Keep going old chap!!

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                Bones
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                [quote name='Barnya']<br />
                [quote name='Bones']<br />
                Also retains water due to the shock of dietary change, etc,so don't be surprised if you put on weight.<br />
                [/quote]<br />
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                Oh fabulous.  I take it this will be pissed out in short order?<br />
                [/quote]Body should adjust after a couple of weeks...

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                  Miller V Jackson
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                  Do not despair Barnya; it won't happen overnight but it will happen.

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                    Thankyou Rachel.<br />
                    <br />
                    [quote name='Barnya']<br />
                    [quote name='Bones']<br />
                    Also retains water due to the shock of dietary change, etc,so don't be surprised if you put on weight.<br />
                    [/quote]<br />
                    <br />
                    Oh fabulous.  I take it this will be pissed out in short order?<br />
                    [/quote]<br />
                    <br />
                    If you keep drinking heaps of water, yes.

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                      [quote name='BartMan']<br />
                      the clothers git test is the best one Barnya - fuck the weight - belt going in by nothces, shirts /n/ pants looser. [/quote]<br />
                      <br />
                      It'll be a victory when I can wear my belt  <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /><br />
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                      Thursday 20/7: 8km run, 56mins.  Pushed myself over the last 2km and found I had a bit in reserve which was good.  Seemed twice as long as I had "You ain't going nowhere" by the Byrds stuck in my head.  Being 2mins long, I sang it approx. 28 times.  :tickedoff:<br />
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                      Breakfast: NONE (get up when your alarm tells you you lazy FluffyBunny)<br />
                      Lunch: Leftover lentil stew from yesterday.  Joy!<br />
                      Dinner: Just about to make me a chicken salad roll for dinner then off to work<br />
                      <br />
                      Snacking: Two wholegrain crackers, two toffee pops, one stick of celery.<br />
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                      It was 6 degrees during my run, this must make it fucking difficult.  My lower legs felt like lead weights the whole way.  My jatz crackers have gone into hiding, not even a gentle 10min massage in the shower could coax them out.  Poor little battlers, hope they know their way home.<br />
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                      Buy me a flute and a gun that shoots, tailgates and substitutes, strap yourself to a tree with roots, you ain't going nowhere, oooo eee ride me high, tomorrow's the day my bride's gonna come, oh oh are we gonna fly down in the easy chair  :whistle:

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                        Squirrel
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                        Mate this is good stuff. Keep it up. Good  to hear you had sometjing in reserve, thats the test of how much progress you have made as a runner. <br />
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                        Pain is weakness leaving the body - great mantra<br />
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                        Am apparently helping a chick train for a half marathon - but its next month and she seems very uncommitted. Oh well, its run to torture unfit people.

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                          Bullethole
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                          Cheers Squirrel.  I'm in a similar position to you, got two chicks as "training partners".  However they are a lot fitter than me, in every sense of the word.<br />
                          <br />
                          Still, if we cross the line together in September I look forward to a high five, possibly a hug and a bit of frotting.<br />
                          <br />
                          Tomorrow is shaping as a potential killer.  Free all-you-can-eat pizza lunch, then a wine and cheese function in the evening which will probably be the springboard for a massive piss up culminating in a pie and a kebab at 4am.  It will be a stern test of my self-discipline, one I am fully expecting to fail.

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                            Dodge
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                            Good effort Barn, however:<br />
                            <br />
                            [quote][b]Thursday 19 July 2006[/b]:<br />
                            <br />
                            31min at a healthy pace on the treadmill (5km)<br />
                            30mins leg weights, not too strenuous, I don't want to embarrass myself in front of all the gym junkies.<br />
                            <br />
                            Breakfast: two slices of wholemeal toast with marmite<br />
                            Lunch: Lentil stew with veges, a toffee pop, an apple and two wholegrain crackers<br />
                            Dinner: One-pot chicken and rice with veges, <br />
                            [/quote]<br />
                            <br />
                            [quote][b]Thursday 20/7[/b]: 8km run, 56mins.  Pushed myself over the last 2km and found I had a bit in reserve which was good.  Seemed twice as long as I had "You ain't going nowhere" by the Byrds stuck in my head.  Being 2mins long, I sang it approx. 28 times.  <br />
                            <br />
                            Breakfast: NONE (get up when your alarm tells you you lazy FluffyBunny)<br />
                            Lunch: Leftover lentil stew from yesterday.  Joy!<br />
                            Dinner: Just about to make me a chicken salad roll for dinner then off to work[/quote]<br />
                            <br />
                            If you're just going to have more than one of each day then you've as much time as you like to prepare for this bloody run!  <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

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                              Bullethole
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                              When you're running as fast as I am, one day blurs into another.  <br />
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                              Or something like that.

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                                Red Bull
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                                "Frotting"? Excuse my ignorance Barn, but what is frotting? Sounds interesting :nta

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                                  Parcy v2.0
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                                  In French "frotter" means "to rub"...

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                                    Bullethole
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                                    Sorry RB, it was an uncharacteristically crass and vulgar slip up on my part.<br />
                                    <br />
                                    Someone just told me I look like I've lost weight.  Wahey!Â

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                                      [quote name='Barnya']<br />
                                      a wine and cheese function in the evening [/quote]<br />
                                      <br />
                                      <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /> Why don't you just send your serving boy out to do the marathon for you My Lord? You can then threaten him with a beating if he ever tells anyone you didn't run it<br />
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                                      <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />

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                                        Squirrel
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                                        If you are doing finishing sprint training for a half marathon - how far should should practice for? A km? less or more?

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                                          Miller V Jackson
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                                          [quote name='Barnya']<br />
                                          Someone just told me I look like I've lost weight.  Wahey!  <br />
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                                          <br />
                                          I must say, and this may be the Emma coming out in me, but isn't that the best bit of fat busting? Makes you feel like a prince(ss).

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