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  • NepiaN Online
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    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    @Virgil said in Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    I gave Once upon a time in Hollywood another watch.

    Probably 4-5 times in total now.

    Gee whiz it’s the hardest Tarantino movie to rate in my opinion.

    Leo is fucken cool and Brad is even cooler. Their chemistry is awesome. Margot Robbie is lovely to look at. It is full of snappy dialogue ( of course ). The period is captured brilliantly. The Spahn ranch scene and finale are awesomely violent.

    BUT…..

    There is heaps of pointless filler, it really, really drags at times. I really drifted off in some scenes. There is fuck all in terms of actual storyline

    I still can’t decide where it ranks overall, at its absolute best it’s well up there……but at its worst it’s down there……

    So it’s probably about 5th out of 10 ( assuming you rank Kill Bill as two films )

    What’s really impressive about it is it’s stacked cast of unknowns at the time…
    Austin Butler, Mikey Madison, Sydney Sweeney, Margaret Qualley. Maya Hawke
    All pretty big now (pun intended re Sydney Sweeney)
    And of course it wouldn’t be a Tarantino movie without feet

    How THE FUCK did I miss her !?!?!?

    She’s about the hottest chick in Hollywood at the moment.

    Pulp Fiction
    Inglorious Basterds
    Django
    Reservoir Dogs
    OUATIH
    Jackie Brown
    KB2
    H8ful 8
    KB 1
    Death Proof

    Even then I’m not sure how accurate this list is ( I haven’t watched Pulp Fiction in years, is it still number one ? Django improves every time I see it, Jackie Brown is great but others have surpassed it etc ) the only sure thing is the one that sits last and even that has some awesome moments.

    Over a week late, but I was on my social media ban so missed it. I think OUATH is top 4 for me. (Wonder if my list has changed since the last time we did this.)

    Pulp Fiction
    Reservoir Dogs
    Inglorious Basterds
    OUATH
    Django
    Hateful 8
    Jackie Brown
    KB1
    Death Proof
    KB2

    Pulp and Reservior have the benefit of being the first and the most rewatched, and I don't tend to rewatch movies as often anymore, so they maybe safe at the top.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to Nepia on last edited by MN5
    #19768

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    @Virgil said in Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    I gave Once upon a time in Hollywood another watch.

    Probably 4-5 times in total now.

    Gee whiz it’s the hardest Tarantino movie to rate in my opinion.

    Leo is fucken cool and Brad is even cooler. Their chemistry is awesome. Margot Robbie is lovely to look at. It is full of snappy dialogue ( of course ). The period is captured brilliantly. The Spahn ranch scene and finale are awesomely violent.

    BUT…..

    There is heaps of pointless filler, it really, really drags at times. I really drifted off in some scenes. There is fuck all in terms of actual storyline

    I still can’t decide where it ranks overall, at its absolute best it’s well up there……but at its worst it’s down there……

    So it’s probably about 5th out of 10 ( assuming you rank Kill Bill as two films )

    What’s really impressive about it is it’s stacked cast of unknowns at the time…
    Austin Butler, Mikey Madison, Sydney Sweeney, Margaret Qualley. Maya Hawke
    All pretty big now (pun intended re Sydney Sweeney)
    And of course it wouldn’t be a Tarantino movie without feet

    How THE FUCK did I miss her !?!?!?

    She’s about the hottest chick in Hollywood at the moment.

    Pulp Fiction
    Inglorious Basterds
    Django
    Reservoir Dogs
    OUATIH
    Jackie Brown
    KB2
    H8ful 8
    KB 1
    Death Proof

    Even then I’m not sure how accurate this list is ( I haven’t watched Pulp Fiction in years, is it still number one ? Django improves every time I see it, Jackie Brown is great but others have surpassed it etc ) the only sure thing is the one that sits last and even that has some awesome moments.

    Over a week late, but I was on my social media ban so missed it. I think OUATH is top 4 for me. (Wonder if my list has changed since the last time we did this.)

    Pulp Fiction
    Reservoir Dogs
    Inglorious Basterds
    OUATH
    Django
    Hateful 8
    Jackie Brown
    KB1
    Death Proof
    KB2

    Pulp and Reservior have the benefit of being the first and the most rewatched, and I don't tend to rewatch movies as often anymore, so they maybe safe at the top.

    This list is pretty solid, massive surprise that KB2 is below Death Proof though. Not a fan of Uma Thurman ?

    Death Proof is firmly at the bottom for me but still had some cool moments

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  • NepiaN Online
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    #19769

    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    @Virgil said in Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    I gave Once upon a time in Hollywood another watch.

    Probably 4-5 times in total now.

    Gee whiz it’s the hardest Tarantino movie to rate in my opinion.

    Leo is fucken cool and Brad is even cooler. Their chemistry is awesome. Margot Robbie is lovely to look at. It is full of snappy dialogue ( of course ). The period is captured brilliantly. The Spahn ranch scene and finale are awesomely violent.

    BUT…..

    There is heaps of pointless filler, it really, really drags at times. I really drifted off in some scenes. There is fuck all in terms of actual storyline

    I still can’t decide where it ranks overall, at its absolute best it’s well up there……but at its worst it’s down there……

    So it’s probably about 5th out of 10 ( assuming you rank Kill Bill as two films )

    What’s really impressive about it is it’s stacked cast of unknowns at the time…
    Austin Butler, Mikey Madison, Sydney Sweeney, Margaret Qualley. Maya Hawke
    All pretty big now (pun intended re Sydney Sweeney)
    And of course it wouldn’t be a Tarantino movie without feet

    How THE FUCK did I miss her !?!?!?

    She’s about the hottest chick in Hollywood at the moment.

    Pulp Fiction
    Inglorious Basterds
    Django
    Reservoir Dogs
    OUATIH
    Jackie Brown
    KB2
    H8ful 8
    KB 1
    Death Proof

    Even then I’m not sure how accurate this list is ( I haven’t watched Pulp Fiction in years, is it still number one ? Django improves every time I see it, Jackie Brown is great but others have surpassed it etc ) the only sure thing is the one that sits last and even that has some awesome moments.

    Over a week late, but I was on my social media ban so missed it. I think OUATH is top 4 for me. (Wonder if my list has changed since the last time we did this.)

    Pulp Fiction
    Reservoir Dogs
    Inglorious Basterds
    OUATH
    Django
    Hateful 8
    Jackie Brown
    KB1
    Death Proof
    KB2

    Pulp and Reservior have the benefit of being the first and the most rewatched, and I don't tend to rewatch movies as often anymore, so they maybe safe at the top.

    This list is pretty solid, massive surprise that KB2 is below Death Proof though. Not a fan of Uma Thurman ?

    Death Proof is firmly at the bottom for me but still had some cool moments

    I think KB2 blew the promise of KB1, and I actually found it quite boring. Also I only saw Death Proof fairly recently and was pleased it wasn't as bad (comparatively) as I was led to believe.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    MN5
    replied to Nepia on last edited by MN5
    #19770

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    @Virgil said in Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    I gave Once upon a time in Hollywood another watch.

    Probably 4-5 times in total now.

    Gee whiz it’s the hardest Tarantino movie to rate in my opinion.

    Leo is fucken cool and Brad is even cooler. Their chemistry is awesome. Margot Robbie is lovely to look at. It is full of snappy dialogue ( of course ). The period is captured brilliantly. The Spahn ranch scene and finale are awesomely violent.

    BUT…..

    There is heaps of pointless filler, it really, really drags at times. I really drifted off in some scenes. There is fuck all in terms of actual storyline

    I still can’t decide where it ranks overall, at its absolute best it’s well up there……but at its worst it’s down there……

    So it’s probably about 5th out of 10 ( assuming you rank Kill Bill as two films )

    What’s really impressive about it is it’s stacked cast of unknowns at the time…
    Austin Butler, Mikey Madison, Sydney Sweeney, Margaret Qualley. Maya Hawke
    All pretty big now (pun intended re Sydney Sweeney)
    And of course it wouldn’t be a Tarantino movie without feet

    How THE FUCK did I miss her !?!?!?

    She’s about the hottest chick in Hollywood at the moment.

    Pulp Fiction
    Inglorious Basterds
    Django
    Reservoir Dogs
    OUATIH
    Jackie Brown
    KB2
    H8ful 8
    KB 1
    Death Proof

    Even then I’m not sure how accurate this list is ( I haven’t watched Pulp Fiction in years, is it still number one ? Django improves every time I see it, Jackie Brown is great but others have surpassed it etc ) the only sure thing is the one that sits last and even that has some awesome moments.

    Over a week late, but I was on my social media ban so missed it. I think OUATH is top 4 for me. (Wonder if my list has changed since the last time we did this.)

    Pulp Fiction
    Reservoir Dogs
    Inglorious Basterds
    OUATH
    Django
    Hateful 8
    Jackie Brown
    KB1
    Death Proof
    KB2

    Pulp and Reservior have the benefit of being the first and the most rewatched, and I don't tend to rewatch movies as often anymore, so they maybe safe at the top.

    This list is pretty solid, massive surprise that KB2 is below Death Proof though. Not a fan of Uma Thurman ?

    Death Proof is firmly at the bottom for me but still had some cool moments

    I think KB2 blew the promise of KB1, and I actually found it quite boring. Also I only saw Death Proof fairly recently and was pleased it wasn't as bad (comparatively) as I was led to believe.

    Fair call. I enjoyed KB2 more cos of Michael Madsen, more David Carradine than the first one and the ridiculous but hilarious scenes with Pai Mei. Other than that can’t really fault your list although as I mentioned I wonder if RD and PF get by on nostalgia more than being genuinely at the top.

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    #19771

    Mission Impossible

    • 1996
    • Just started - but holy shit - apparently the in-flight entertainment systems in those days were absolute dog-shit
    • Made me think back, as I originally thought it was bullshit - then realised: I never flew internationally until ~2002
      • And then... the "franchise" is fucking 30 years old? The difference in style... FFS...
    • Anybody here old enough to confirm - did they really come down the aisle offering tapes to insert into playing devices for a fucking 7" screen - in first-class?
    • What the fuck was cattle-class like? Force-fed "Friends" on a shared screen, I assume?
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  • canefanC Online
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    canefan
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    #19772

    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    Mission Impossible

    • 1996
    • Just started - but holy shit - apparently the in-flight entertainment systems in those days were absolute dog-shit
    • Made me think back, as I originally thought it was bullshit - then realised: I never flew internationally until ~2002
      • And then... the "franchise" is fucking 30 years old? The difference in style... FFS...
    • Anybody here old enough to confirm - did they really come down the aisle offering tapes to insert into playing devices for a fucking 7" screen - in first-class?
    • What the fuck was cattle-class like? Force-fed "Friends" on a shared screen, I assume?

    IMHO MI:1 was the closest in style to the original series by some margin. I still remember Peter Phelps carrying his big suitcase with the tape machine inside. And the masks and stuff, all classic nods to the original

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    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...: www

    • What the fuck was cattle-class like? Force-fed "Friends" on a shared screen, I assume?

    Back in the 1980s on international flights, you could listen through headphones that made your ears sore to a choice of half a dozen radio feeds or watch a movie of the airline's choice on a tiny shared screen about 25 metres away.

    On flights between Auckland and London, I used to pack a big book like the Lord of the Rings, Don Quixote or War and Peace to read while in the air.

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  • sparkyS Offline
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    #19774

    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    Mission Impossible

    • 1996

    My main memory of that film is Emmanuelle Béart who really was a stunner back in the day.

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  • canefanC Online
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    canefan
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    #19775

    @sparky said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...: www

    • What the fuck was cattle-class like? Force-fed "Friends" on a shared screen, I assume?

    Back in the 1980s on international flights, you could listen through headphones that made your ears sore to a choice of half a dozen radio feeds or watch a movie of the airline's choice on a tiny shared screen about 25 metres away.

    On flights between Auckland and London, I used to pack a big book like the Lord of the Rings, Don Quixote or War and Peace to read while in the air.

    On a positive note, I remember as a kid being taken up to see the captain in the cockpit of a 747 on a flight to the US. And taking metal cutlery as a souvenir. Bloody terrorists ruined everything

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    #19776

    Too much effort to look up prior reviews. Just watched Bridget Jones Diary ((Mad about a boy) with my wife on a plane.

    Actually really good, good writing, Hugh Grant very funny. A decent non CGI British comedy, don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older but themes and jokes really good,

    4.5 bottles of champagnes in the fridge for emergency out of 5 mid life challenges

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    #19777

    Barry Lyndon

    A three hour Stanley Kubrick movie from 1975 set in the 18th century. Now lots of people think this is a masterpiece of cinematography and lighting. That may be true, but the acting is wooden (especially Ryan O'Neal) and the entire plot is not helped by a pace that would make a sloth a 100m final contender.

    Also no tits which is a crime for "high art eighteenth century" film.

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    #19778

    The Commuter.

    Liam Neeson plays Liam Neeson, again. It's an easy watching, enjoyable, action flick. When it got to the last scene, I realised i'd seen it before, so I guess it could probably also be referred to as forgettable.

    3 Taken Characters out of 5 Totally expected plot twists

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    #19779

    @MajorRage There was a good joke going around at the time of the release:-

    The Commuter - "is this seat taken? No but the film wants to be".

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  • TimT Away
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    Tim
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    @MajorRage

    That movie was released in 2018. I was sure it came out at least 5 years earlier.

    Workman-like, but definitely one of the better late period Neeson movies.

    Wow, really thought it came out around the same time as his Air Marshall movie (apparently 2014).

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  • Victor MeldrewV Online
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    #19781

    @antipodean said in Movie review thread...:

    Barry Lyndon

    A three hour Stanley Kubrick movie from 1975 set in the 18th century. Now lots of people think this is a masterpiece of cinematography and lighting. That may be true, but the acting is wooden (especially Ryan O'Neal) and the entire plot is not helped by a pace that would make a sloth a 100m final contender.

    Also no tits which is a crime for "high art eighteenth century" film.

    I'm a Kubrick fan but have to agree wholeheartedly. Barry Lyndon is a technical tour-de-force with no soul

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  • Victor MeldrewV Online
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    Victor Meldrew
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    #19782

    Caged Heat 1974.

    Jonathan Demme's satirical take on 70's sexploitation films. Deliberately bad acting and script with an Incredibly high tit-watch - and an absolutely hoot to watch. Bloody hilarious.

    Four 1970's B cup bras out of Five Brazilian Lifts

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    #19783

    @Kruse said in Movie review thread...:

    Anybody here old enough to confirm - did they really come down the aisle offering tapes to insert into playing devices for a fucking 7" screen - in first-class?

    Can confirm my experiences in first class were nothing like that.

    I do recall a transtasman flight on QANTAS where we were sitting right at the front of cattle class and we had a dedicated small screen as you couldn't see the main one. This screen wasn't working so we were given a complimentary bottle of bubbles.

    Then they ran out of time to finish the movie on the main screens. Pretty sure all those people till don't know if Seabiscuit won. But who cares we had bubbly.

    Also, in the 90s we used fax machines.

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    @booboo said in Movie review thread...:

    Then they ran out of time to finish the movie on the main screens

    I once saw The Bone Collector the wrong way around. Started 15 mins from the end and finished at the same place. Thought it was some weird David Lynch/Tarantino co-production.

    Also, in the 90s we used fax machines.

    In the early 90's our tech department gave an Etch-a-Sketch to one lamebrain manager after he pestered then for a laptop. Dilbert-inspired

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    #19785

    The new Naked Gun movie looks a bit shit.

    I hope I’m wrong.

    However I heard on the radio today that it’s not a remake like I thought but it’s actually a sequel.

    Has anyone ever made a sequel where ALL the main actors from the first movie ( Leslie Neilsen, George Kennedy, OJ Simpson, Anna Nicole Smith, Fred Ward, Priscilla Presley ) are dead ?

    Does anyone know ?

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    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    The new Naked Gun movie looks a bit shit.

    I hope I’m wrong.

    However I heard on the radio today that it’s not a remake like I thought but it’s actually a sequel.

    Has anyone ever made a sequel where ALL the main actors from the first movie ( Leslie Neilsen, George Kennedy, OJ Simpson, Anna Nicole Smith, Fred Ward, Priscilla Presley ) are dead ?

    Does anyone know ?

    They have no chance of capturing the flavour of the original. And even if they did it would spark outrage from the woke

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