Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11863706
I never noticed that before. Hilarious
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holy shit! Like most here, i couldn't count the amount of times i have seen that movie, how have i never noticed that?!
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@MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more
One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).
That would fuck anyone up.
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@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more
One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).
That would fuck anyone up.
You're just making excuses because the truth doesn't fit your neoliberal narrative.
Wake up.
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@Catogrande said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more
One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).
That would fuck anyone up.
You're just making excuses because the truth doesn't fit your neoliberal narrative.
Wake up.
It's broken families, not gay families that ruin a man's life you fucking nazi #blacksuiteddeathlordslivesmatter
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@Kirwan said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
Fake news, Tarkin exploded planets. Vader was not a fan of the Death Star. Sad.
See! You bigots instantly went after the black (suited) guy while conveniently ignoring the evil old white guy.
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@MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
In other news my sons are whinging that they only have three new Star Wars movies to watch in three years ( provided Last Jedi is released as planned )
Cry me a river you little fuckers, how do you think 1983-1999 was for me ?
You meant 2015 right?
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@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@MN5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
In other news my sons are whinging that they only have three new Star Wars movies to watch in three years ( provided Last Jedi is released as planned )
Cry me a river you little fuckers, how do you think 1983-1999 was for me ?
You meant 2015 right?
Did you hate the prequels that much?
It's still fucken Star Wars. Even the not so good ones are better than most great movies.
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@mariner4life said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@MN5 to be fair, i think it's less the two dads, and more
One dad died after like a week, and the other one cut off his legs and left him burned to fuck on the edge of a lava river, didn't even put him out of his misery (dick move OWK).
That would fuck anyone up.
He was already too far gone when dad chopped him up. The real nefarious influence wasn't the dads, but the creepy old guy. Can also blame Mace Windu for not making him a Jedi Master. Classic case of reverse racism.
Btw, is their any truth to the rumour that the guy cast as Han Solo is such a shit actor that they had to call in an acting coach?
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It will be interesting to see where they go with the force though. Part of the 'charm' of the original was that it was clear cut good v bad. You are one of either. Audiences didn't need to decipher nuances in the characters. They either deserved a blaster between the eyes or they didn't. That's why the 'Han shot first' scene was changed. Han had to also play along and be clearly a good guy.
Now the talk is that Luke has worked out that the force is one thing and being pious one way or another will not end well. 'The one who brings balance' no longer means the good guy that eliminates the bad guy but the guy who sits in the middle.
