Movie review thread...
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Jurrasic Park 3
Much better than the 2nd, but still nowhere near the heights of the first. Sam Neill carried the film. Awesome that the main dinosaur was a Spinosaurus, those things were bad ass.
3.5 fake billionaires out of 5 talking raptors.
Want to rent Jurrasic World but it's only available to buy on Google Movies... grrr why do they do that?
I didn’t know there was a Jurassic Park three till my son got into dinosaurs, imho there isn’t a dud in that series. I enjoyed all of them .
Fair enough, anything with Dinosaurs eating people is always going to be awesome. Just thought the 2nd was more comical than thrilling, and it's tough to beat the 1st as that has the best story line.
Agree with you there, probably a good idea to take the second one in a different direction while still retaining the dinosaurs eating people angle. The dog kennel scene was pretty good .
Haha yeah, and the parents blaming each other for the kids sleeping problems was relatable.
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@virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Finally got around to watching John Wick, fuck what a cool fucken movie.
Its like watching your mate playing a first person shooter online and just killing it, popping Ruskies with ease.
5 head shots out of 5 mooks wrapped in plastic by the cleaning teamI just watched recently too. Awesome flick.
I also watched The Accountant and tha was fantastic. Thought it would be hopeless but throughly enjoyed it.
There is a Stephen King one out on Sky Box Office soon where it has a Gun Slinger and Matt McCaunaghey (SP) as the baddie. Looks good on preview but has anyone seen it?
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@bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Hooroo @Virgil you guys know John Wick 2 came out last year right?
Yup mate that’s next on the viewing list
Considering how long it took me to see John Wick it should only be 2021 when I see chapter 2 -
Bladerunner 2049
I liked the original, not as big of a fan as some on here I expect.
But I quite liked the reboot, aside from being about 30mins too long, moved along at a steady pace, not the rapid break neck speed that some movies like to drag you along at, but also always something going on.
Ana de Armas and Sylvia Hoeks are both nice to look at
3.5 Skins out of 5 AI hologram chicks that can sync with your dream girl
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The Florida Project.
Holy shit, this is not the feel good movie of 2018. Basically a look inside the lives of Ferals living in a seedy motel near Disneyland, most of the cast apart from Willem Dafoe are no names but there’s some incredible acting performances in it.
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@bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@virgil 3 should be out by then.
Ha caught John Wick : Chapter 2 earlier than planned.. last night
Great watch, up there with the first chapter. Enjoyed how it went deeper into the world Wick had tried unsuccessfully to escape.
Great to see his new dog made it through this one, though the Mustang wasnt as lucky..4.5 dead wops out of 5 dead angry aussie lesbo MTV stars.
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Better than The Last Jedi?
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@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Go see Jumunji, especially if you have kids. It's fucking great, i can't believe how much i laughed.
4 jack black as a teenage girls out of 5 awkward Rock pashes
Agree. The Doctor Who chick is also tidy as fuck.
The opening teenage glib dialogue was shitting me a little. Once the adult actors came in it started to rock.
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The Bad Batch, Suki Waterhouse, Keanu Reeves, Jason Momoa, Giovanni Ribisi
Suki Waterhouse is tidy, but even then...dont bother unless you have 2 hours spare to donate to the time goblins
2 smiley faces out of 5 cannibals
Bright - saw review above, so went in with low expectations, I thought it was ok, bit silly and a bit OTT in places, but was a better watch than the above movie
2.75 Faries out of 5 Orcs
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El Camino Christmas
A guy heads to el Camino in search of a father he has never known, but catches the eye of some dodgy sheriffs (Vincent D'onofrio) after which chaos ensues.
Also stars Tim Allen, Red from that 70s show, Jessica Alba Along with a couple other recognisable faces.
3.5 dodgy cops out of 5 stray bullets
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So true, caught this movie on Sky thought it was tedious apart from the car chase. Easy rider is another one with cult status I watched and still don’t see what the fuss was about.
Reminder: Bullitt Wasn't A Great Movie - Jalopnik
I, like many of you out there I am sure, once thought to myself, “Hey, I’ve seen the chase scene from Bullitt about 900 times. I should watch the whole movie. It’s probably good.” No. It’s not. Run while you still have a chance.
