Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket

[Virgil]

@nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Smith's batting got better when he became captain. Weirdly.

Seems to go one way or the other.
Kane Williamson’s is the same, average is 51 overall but increases to 58 as captain

[No Quarter]

Kane has steadily improved over time, I think it would have improved regardless. Same with Smith.

[Tim]

New Barmy Army song:

Oh...Davie Warner’s Aussie

He wears the baggy green

He dribbles like a caveman

His behaviour’s quite obscene

He’s rather fond of Candy

She gives him such a thrill

But when he offers her de Kock

She begs for Sonny Bill!

[Catogrande]

Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

[Virgil]

@catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

Welcome to 14 hours ago

[Catogrande]

@virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket

@catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

Welcome to 14 hours ago

Fuck. Woke up this morning and saw it on the news. Went through the thread but didn’t see any mention. Bloody phone.

I feel humiliated.

[Paekakboyz]

That's nothing new on the fern

[Virgil]

@catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

@virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket

@catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

Welcome to 14 hours ago

Fuck. Woke up this morning and saw it on the news. Went through the thread but didn’t see any mention. Bloody phone.

I feel humiliated.

It’s ok just blame the leadership group

[Bones]

@catogrande you're not alone.

@Tim posted half of a barmy army song that had been posted in full quite a bit earlier...

[Virgil]

I look forward to finding out on Saturday from Cato what happened on Friday

[taniwharugby]

[Hooroo]

@taniwharugby said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Warner is a little fluffybunny.

[Catogrande]

@virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

I look forward to finding out on Saturday from Cato what happened on Friday

Off.
Fuck.
You.

If you try hard enough you can re-arrange these words to make a popular saying.

[Hooroo]

@catogrande said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Smith, Warner and Bancroft sent home. Boof to stay.

Fuck I love your work bro!!

[Virgil]

Oz cricket have a new sponsor too
AEG

Facebook

[Bones]

@virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Oz cricket have a new sponsor too
AEG

Facebook

Wow, amazing.

[KiwiMurph]

12 months sounds about right - Aus are playing fuck all cricket in the next 6 months relatively speaking so I think 6 month bans would have sounded tough but in reality been criticized for not being long enough.

[Crucial]

AEG do make good machines for washing your dirty laundry though so some good tie ins possible there.

[Crucial]

@virgil said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

I look forward to finding out on Saturday from Cato what happened on Friday

Sadly Kiwipie's tipping comp serves that purpose for me.

[KiwiMurph]

Bancroft is getting a 9 month ban.