Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****
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Right....
After having miraculously avoided all spoilers and having no idea about what this film was about I just watched it.
Star Wars has been officially fucked. That was the biggest, stinkiest turd I have ever had the displeasure to witness. What a fucking joke.
Take the worst film that I could ever imagine and times that by 100.
The only thing that was slightly cool was Luke getting shit done, but that was preceded by what seemed like hours of the crappiest characters that only the retards at Disney could create. Holy shit, what was the deal with Leia flying through fucking space like some kind of fucking witch creature? Or that ridiculous purple haired freak who took her place? And don't even get me started on Rose or that locksmith weirdo.
I don't know how it's possible to fark up something so fantastic this farking badly.
Oh christ I'm farking traumatised. This is PTSD shit right here.
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Holy shit. I just scrolled up. Some of you weirdo uncle fuckers actually liked that film and even called it awesome.
There is only the one version right? I didn't watch the Jar Jar cut?
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I feel bad upvoting these posts but I have to show my support somehow.
So many cringy moments in the film .it is genuinely heartbreaking.
How bout the awesome humour with Poe and Hux at the start? Oh my sides....the rivetting high speed chase.....BB8 taking out a bunch of guards with.....coins ( my 7 and 9 year olds thought that bit was fucken retarded )....Rose heroically saving Finn then busting out that awful romantic comedy dialogue .....bitch, did you not see Rogue One ?
The new characters in TFA were not a great deal to write home about but Rose, Holdo and DJ are basically Jar Jar x 3. Even the much maligned Phantom Menace brought us Qui Gonn, Mace Windu and Darth Maul. What cool dynamic new characters did TLJ bring?
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Don't get me started.
My eldest (bless him) had seen it when it came out but didn't say a word to me about it. Actually he said it was good but was deliberately lying. Yesterday he made sure he sat with me to see my reaction. When Lea got sucked out of the ship, he simply said "Just wait for what happens next".
But let's back up to number VII. If Luke wanted do go into permanent exile then wtf did he leave part of a map? That made no sense before and it is straight out retarded now.
I also thought this film was supposed to answer questions. Nope. Snope (who btw is the sole reason the First Order is now ruling the galaxy) gets offed without even a hint of his background and as to Remy's parents? Mkaaay. And how fucking lame was the explanation of the events that transpired when Kylo went bad?
That is only a fraction of what was wrong with this abortion of a film. Any fucking Transformers film is better than this.
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I only watched this on the weekend; I've seen much worse films, as I have also seen much better ones
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
Don't get me started.
My eldest (bless him) had seen it when it came out but didn't say a word to me about it. Actually he said it was good but was deliberately lying. Yesterday he made sure he sat with me to see my reaction. When Lea got sucked out of the ship, he simply said "Just wait for what happens next".
But let's back up to number VII. If Luke wanted do go into permanent exile then wtf did he leave part of a map? That made no sense before and it is straight out retarded now.
I also thought this film was supposed to answer questions. Nope. Snope (who btw is the sole reason the First Order is now ruling the galaxy) gets offed without even a hint of his background and as to Remy's parents? Mkaaay. And how fucking lame was the explanation of the events that transpired when Kylo went bad?
That is only a fraction of what was wrong with this abortion of a film. Any fucking Transformers film is better than this.
The Snoke thing I can actually handle to be honest. Internet access wasn't particularly easy for a six year old back in 1983 so I pretty much went 16 years wondering who the fuck the Emperor actually was before it was addressed. Seeing ROTJ before the other two probably didn't help either.
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@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
Don't get me started.
My eldest (bless him) had seen it when it came out but didn't say a word to me about it. Actually he said it was good but was deliberately lying. Yesterday he made sure he sat with me to see my reaction. When Lea got sucked out of the ship, he simply said "Just wait for what happens next".
But let's back up to number VII. If Luke wanted do go into permanent exile then wtf did he leave part of a map? That made no sense before and it is straight out retarded now.
I also thought this film was supposed to answer questions. Nope. Snope (who btw is the sole reason the First Order is now ruling the galaxy) gets offed without even a hint of his background and as to Remy's parents? Mkaaay. And how fucking lame was the explanation of the events that transpired when Kylo went bad?
That is only a fraction of what was wrong with this abortion of a film. Any fucking Transformers film is better than this.
The Snoke thing I can actually handle to be honest. Internet access wasn't particularly easy for a six year old back in 1983 so I pretty much went 16 years wondering who the fuck the Emperor actually was before it was addressed. Seeing ROTJ before the other two probably didn't help either.
True that, but having seen the Empire destroyed in ROTJ it would have been nice to know how in the hell they were able to return to being even better than ever. You can't just build a world destroying cannon on the sly, nor construct a fleet of ships that dwarf everything the Empire had previously.
Another gripe is this thing about fuel. How tf do you refuel ships like this? What do they run on? Regular unleaded?
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
Don't get me started.
My eldest (bless him) had seen it when it came out but didn't say a word to me about it. Actually he said it was good but was deliberately lying. Yesterday he made sure he sat with me to see my reaction. When Lea got sucked out of the ship, he simply said "Just wait for what happens next".
But let's back up to number VII. If Luke wanted do go into permanent exile then wtf did he leave part of a map? That made no sense before and it is straight out retarded now.
I also thought this film was supposed to answer questions. Nope. Snope (who btw is the sole reason the First Order is now ruling the galaxy) gets offed without even a hint of his background and as to Remy's parents? Mkaaay. And how fucking lame was the explanation of the events that transpired when Kylo went bad?
That is only a fraction of what was wrong with this abortion of a film. Any fucking Transformers film is better than this.
The Snoke thing I can actually handle to be honest. Internet access wasn't particularly easy for a six year old back in 1983 so I pretty much went 16 years wondering who the fuck the Emperor actually was before it was addressed. Seeing ROTJ before the other two probably didn't help either.
True that, but having seen the Empire destroyed in ROTJ it would have been nice to know how in the hell they were able to return to being even better than ever. You can't just build a world destroying cannon on the sly, nor construct a fleet of ships that dwarf everything the Empire had previously.
Another gripe is this thing about fuel. How tf do you refuel ships like this? What do they run on? Regular unleaded?
Finding someone who hates this flick even more than me is refreshing and invigorating. @mariner4life @Virgil here's a bag of dicks. Would you two like to share?
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@virgil said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
sorry i thought this was a private jerk off circle between just you two.
Figured you would be off watching something gay like James Bond or Star Trek by nowHey come on now.....no need to get nasty. I've always been extremely anti Star Trek.
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@virgil said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
sorry i thought this was a private jerk off circle between just you two.
Figured you would be off watching something gay like James Bond or Star Trek by nowVirgil did you actually watch this film 3 times or did you just go to the cinema to get some much needed sleep and time away from the women?
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@virgil said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
sorry i thought this was a private jerk off circle between just you two.
Figured you would be off watching something gay like James Bond or Star Trek by nowVirgil did you actually watch this film 3 times or did you just go to the cinema to get some much needed sleep and time away from the women?
Actually watched it 4 times at the movies
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@virgil said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@virgil said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
sorry i thought this was a private jerk off circle between just you two.
Figured you would be off watching something gay like James Bond or Star Trek by nowVirgil did you actually watch this film 3 times or did you just go to the cinema to get some much needed sleep and time away from the women?
Actually watched it 4 times at the movies
Another 2 times since it was released on iTunes a couple weeks agoI get it. You're blind, but the music is really awesome.
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@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
Virg can you tell us why it's so good? It's Easter we all have a bit of time....
I second that. Who watches any film six times? I wouldn't watch a porno staring the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models six times.
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@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@virgil said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
It’s Star Wars.
Not good enough. I've tried to justify the latest outing by saying just that and I can't. It is literally a hundred times shitter than Phantom Menace.
Like you I fail to understand how people can seriously hate the prequels but get serious wood over these new films. There is no logic there.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@mn5 said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
@virgil said in Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****:
It’s Star Wars.
Not good enough. I've tried to justify the latest outing by saying just that and I can't. It is literally a hundred times shitter than Phantom Menace.
Like you I fail to understand how people can seriously hate the prequels but get serious wood over these new films. There is no logic there.
The prequels had their fair share of flaws which have been addressed ad nauseum but they absolutely shit all over the latest two in the series. TFA is probably better than Phantom Menace I'll admit but after the latest clusterfuck there's more chance of Steve Smith captaining Oz again than there is of the latest trilogy matching the prequels regardless of how good episode 9 is.
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I was critical of TLJ after seeing it twice at the theatre but I am interested in seeing the special features of the BR release as the director Rian Johnson explains a lot of the plot points and decisions made. The doco also doesn't shy away from Mark Hamill's unhappiness with the script.
