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  • BovidaeB Offline
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    #8808

    It's a John Woo movie. Broken Arrow was the same. Park the brain and just enjoy it.

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    #8809

    Con Air, The Rock, Armageddon.. the list goes on with 90โ€™s dumb movies that are to be enjoyed, not picked over for plot holes.

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    @kirwan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I think itโ€™s you missing the point. The whole point of the film is for Travolta and Cage to throw subtlety, nuance and caution to the wind and turn it up to 11.

    If you are watching this movie for the plot you are completely missing the point. Itโ€™s just dumb fun.

    No I'm talking about the points made by others.

    The rest are just opinions - which are like arseholes.

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
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    #8811

    @virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Con Air, The Rock, Armageddon.. the list goes on with 90โ€™s dumb movies that are to be enjoyed, not picked over for plot holes.

    But I love Commando for that very reason. None of the movies above.

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    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    For fuck's sake guys...
    When a movie's basic premise consists of "two guys have their faces surgically swapped"... every other plot/consistency/common-sense/whatever... shouldn't really be a factor.
    Guys swapped faces, gun fights, doves-flying-in-slow-motion, 'splosions, fucking yeah.
    If you're complaining about that, I'm guessing you've never seen Hard Boiled.

    Just because the basic premise is far-fetched doesn't mean you should blindly accept or like whatever the film throws up. The idea that a cop surgically change faces with his mortal enemy to gain info is ridiculous but cool. That said cop will later adopt the son of his mortal enemy after killing his dad and having his own son killed by the same mortal enemy is not cool, it's rather sick. As is the fact that he gets to play happy family again after dozens of innocents were mowed down in the crossfire. Yes of course it's all about suspending belief, but there are limits. I think the point is that you could still have that basic premise and a really entertaining film without the flaws mentioned above.

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    #8813

    While you dicks are arguing about consistencies in stupid 90s action movies, massive movie news was announced:

    New Bill and Teds!! yea boy!

    I fucking love Bogus Journey. And my kids will be watching Excellent Adventure this weekend.

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    #8814

    @mariner4life TR Jnr loves those films too!

    Totally bodacious dude!

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  • BovidaeB Offline
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    Yes, the Wyld Stallyns are back!

    Unfortunately Rufus won't be making an appearance.

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
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    Fuck, old mate Alex Winter will be chomping at the bit, what a career lifeline.

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
    replied to Rancid Schnitzel on last edited by
    #8817

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    For fuck's sake guys...
    When a movie's basic premise consists of "two guys have their faces surgically swapped"... every other plot/consistency/common-sense/whatever... shouldn't really be a factor.
    Guys swapped faces, gun fights, doves-flying-in-slow-motion, 'splosions, fucking yeah.
    If you're complaining about that, I'm guessing you've never seen Hard Boiled.

    Just because the basic premise is far-fetched doesn't mean you should blindly accept or like whatever the film throws up. The idea that a cop surgically change faces with his mortal enemy to gain info is ridiculous but cool. That said cop will later adopt the son of his mortal enemy after killing his dad and having his own son killed by the same mortal enemy is not cool, it's rather sick. As is the fact that he gets to play happy family again after dozens of innocents were mowed down in the crossfire. Yes of course it's all about suspending belief, but there are limits. I think the point is that you could still have that basic premise and a really entertaining film without the flaws mentioned above.

    Commando gets away with this precisely cos it is Arnie and he is taking the piss but Cage and Travolta actually have a few poignant moments which belong in another movie.

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
    #8818

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    For fuck's sake guys...
    When a movie's basic premise consists of "two guys have their faces surgically swapped"... every other plot/consistency/common-sense/whatever... shouldn't really be a factor.
    Guys swapped faces, gun fights, doves-flying-in-slow-motion, 'splosions, fucking yeah.
    If you're complaining about that, I'm guessing you've never seen Hard Boiled.

    Just because the basic premise is far-fetched doesn't mean you should blindly accept or like whatever the film throws up. The idea that a cop surgically change faces with his mortal enemy to gain info is ridiculous but cool. That said cop will later adopt the son of his mortal enemy after killing his dad and having his own son killed by the same mortal enemy is not cool, it's rather sick. As is the fact that he gets to play happy family again after dozens of innocents were mowed down in the crossfire. Yes of course it's all about suspending belief, but there are limits. I think the point is that you could still have that basic premise and a really entertaining film without the flaws mentioned above.

    Commando gets away with this precisely cos it is Arnie and he is taking the piss but Cage and Travolta actually have a few poignant moments which belong in another movie.

    yea but 80s action and 90s action are almost completely separate genres

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    @bovidae said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Yes, the Wyld Stallyns are back!

    Unfortunately Rufus won't be making an appearance.

    Most triumphant

    Bogus

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    Rancid Schnitzel
    replied to MN5 on last edited by
    #8820

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    For fuck's sake guys...
    When a movie's basic premise consists of "two guys have their faces surgically swapped"... every other plot/consistency/common-sense/whatever... shouldn't really be a factor.
    Guys swapped faces, gun fights, doves-flying-in-slow-motion, 'splosions, fucking yeah.
    If you're complaining about that, I'm guessing you've never seen Hard Boiled.

    Just because the basic premise is far-fetched doesn't mean you should blindly accept or like whatever the film throws up. The idea that a cop surgically change faces with his mortal enemy to gain info is ridiculous but cool. That said cop will later adopt the son of his mortal enemy after killing his dad and having his own son killed by the same mortal enemy is not cool, it's rather sick. As is the fact that he gets to play happy family again after dozens of innocents were mowed down in the crossfire. Yes of course it's all about suspending belief, but there are limits. I think the point is that you could still have that basic premise and a really entertaining film without the flaws mentioned above.

    Commando gets away with this precisely cos it is Arnie and he is taking the piss but Cage and Travolta actually have a few poignant moments which belong in another movie.

    Exactly.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    #8821

    haha, the shit people argue about on here, outstanding!!

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
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    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    my kids will be watching Excellent Adventure this weekend.

    Whether they want to or not, they will be. I like it, although there is a slightly sinister clockwork orange to that.

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  • R Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #8823

    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    haha, the shit people argue about on here, outstanding!!

    Move over 'US Politics' there's a new brawl in town

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
    replied to Snowy on last edited by MN5
    #8824

    @snowy said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    my kids will be watching Excellent Adventure this weekend.

    Whether they want to or not, they will be. I like it, although there is a slightly sinister clockwork orange to that.

    I haven't seen either of them for farkin years. It was a proud moment back in 91 when I became better on the guitar than they were.

    Not holding my breath, it'll probably be shit

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  • canefanC Offline
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    #8825

    This probably should go in the TV thread, but has anybody seen Cobra Kai? It takes up the story of the Karate kid 34 years later, and stars Ralph Macchio and the guy who played Johnny in the movies. I watched the first episode for nostalgia sake, it got rave reviews on rotten tomatoes

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #8826

    @canefan if you went into the TV Series thread, you will see it mentioned there ๐Ÿ˜‰

    http://www.thesilverfern.com/topic/201/tv-serieseseses/5233

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  • canefanC Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @canefan if you went into the TV Series thread, you will see it mentioned there ๐Ÿ˜‰

    http://www.thesilverfern.com/topic/201/tv-serieseseses/5233

    Fanks.....

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