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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Think there might be more to this than stuff is telling us.

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/109730036/mother-raising-four-children-in-tents-after-being-unable-to-find-home

    A couple with a 7 year track record of always paying rent on time, and leaving the house in an excellent state and hence strong references, won't find an issue with finding a suitable accommodation for 6 people to rent.

    The story isn't complete.

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    @No-Quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Rembrandt said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    How long till there’s a twitter meltdown over what she said?

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188053

    Outstanding advice for wives out there. I don't think I will forward the article to mine tho...... 😞

    I've heard this before from the previous generation. Having been on both sides of 'not in the mood' in long term relationships and how destructive it can be I think it is advice actually worth taking seriously. As I think TR was trying to explain often just getting started is enough to change the 'not in the mood' dynamic. Doesn't have to be a full-on session or anything but surely most of the time you can take a little bit of time to help your partner 'scratch an itch' even if you're not up for the reciprocity. Obviously if your partner is a fluffybunny it can be taken too far but if you're in a healthy relationship why the hell not?

    edit - I mean 'fluffybunny' as in the pejorative not literally 🤣

    Totally agree, although I never really grew out of the horny teenager stage and, unless sick or injured, will never refuse horizontal refreshment. Never a good sign if it becomes too much of an effort. Also not exactly good for the other person's self-esteem if you'd prefer to watch TV or sleep.

    Judging by another thread on this forum you are far from alone there.

    I'd take it every night if I could get it. Beats horlicks and a book

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @canefan haha, do they still have Horlicks?

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    @No-Quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Rembrandt said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    How long till there’s a twitter meltdown over what she said?

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188053

    Outstanding advice for wives out there. I don't think I will forward the article to mine tho...... 😞

    I've heard this before from the previous generation. Having been on both sides of 'not in the mood' in long term relationships and how destructive it can be I think it is advice actually worth taking seriously. As I think TR was trying to explain often just getting started is enough to change the 'not in the mood' dynamic. Doesn't have to be a full-on session or anything but surely most of the time you can take a little bit of time to help your partner 'scratch an itch' even if you're not up for the reciprocity. Obviously if your partner is a fluffybunny it can be taken too far but if you're in a healthy relationship why the hell not?

    edit - I mean 'fluffybunny' as in the pejorative not literally 🤣

    Totally agree, although I never really grew out of the horny teenager stage and, unless sick or injured, will never refuse horizontal refreshment. Never a good sign if it becomes too much of an effort. Also not exactly good for the other person's self-esteem if you'd prefer to watch TV or sleep.

    Judging by another thread on this forum you are far from alone there.

    I don't know. Considering most of those posters are married with kids, they probably get less action than a gelded colt. It's pure desperation.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm

    Paradise Valley police charging documents note that Ades shows indications of being mentally disturbed.

    indications. Nothing gets past these Paradise Valley police detectives.

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  • Magpie_in_ausM Offline
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915

    Probably worth it. Once she realises im a shit root and watch too much sport she would be gone. Least I would get an end off.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm

    Paradise Valley police charging documents note that Ades shows indications of being mentally disturbed.

    indications. Nothing gets past these Paradise Valley police detectives.

    Yeah I was on the fence about the whole mentally disturbed thing after she said she wanted to make sushi out of his internal organs . Good to see the experts are on top of it though.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @Magpie_in_aus said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915

    Probably worth it. Once she realises im a shit root and watch too much sport she would be gone. Least I would get an end off.

    Yeah, the insane typically have high sex drives so you could probably have a quickie at half time if you got a pre match bonk in .

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  • canefanC Offline
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Magpie_in_aus said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915

    Probably worth it. Once she realises im a shit root and watch too much sport she would be gone. Least I would get an end off.

    Yeah, the insane typically have high sex drives so you could probably have a quickie at half time if you got a pre match bonk in .

    When it inevitably goes bad she will definitely deep fry all of your pets

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to jegga on last edited by
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    @jegga and a knife in your chest at full time.

    I had an ex that threatened to steal my golf clubs cos I cared more about them than her...

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Magpie_in_aus said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915

    Probably worth it. Once she realises im a shit root and watch too much sport she would be gone. Least I would get an end off.

    Yeah, the insane typically have high sex drives so you could probably have a quickie at half time if you got a pre match bonk in .

    When it inevitably goes bad she will definitely deep fry all of your pets

    Well I wouldn’t go there but Magpie seems quite taken with her. Obviously he should stock up on tasty pets before it gets serious.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga and a knife in your chest at full time.

    I had an ex that threatened to steal my golf clubs cos I cared more about them than her...

    My mates ex referred to him as her fiancée to her friends which was news to him as he hadn’t proposed , was very awkward when they stayed with her folks over Xmas and they wanted to help out with the wedding bills and talk dates.
    She also poisoned him once and stole his car , for a few hours .

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  • Magpie_in_ausM Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga and a knife in your chest at full time.

    I had an ex that threatened to steal my golf clubs cos I cared more about them than her...

    I supported the warriors for 24 years. I am more than use to a knife in my chest at fulltime. I guess supporting them for that long would make us both as crazy as each other.

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  • Magpie_in_ausM Offline
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    So you are saying

    • Big boobs
    • high sex drive
    • Cooks (my pets) for me

    Some of you have the bar too high.

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga and a knife in your chest at full time.

    I had an ex that threatened to steal my golf clubs cos I cared more about them than her...

    Yeah, but she was right wasn't she.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to Snowy on last edited by taniwharugby
    #6544

    @Snowy TBH it was close (due to the stereotype for crazy/hot/sexdrive ratio), but yea...

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915

    Definitely Batshit but as alluded to Great rack and slutty looking . I'd have a hoon, 100%

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915

    Definitely Batshit but as alluded to Great rack and slutty looking . I'd have a hoon, 100%

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #6547
    Stuff

    Not on this fucken forum it ain't

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