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So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm
Paradise Valley police charging documents note that Ades shows indications of being mentally disturbed.
indications. Nothing gets past these Paradise Valley police detectives.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915
Probably worth it. Once she realises im a shit root and watch too much sport she would be gone. Least I would get an end off.
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@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm
Paradise Valley police charging documents note that Ades shows indications of being mentally disturbed.
indications. Nothing gets past these Paradise Valley police detectives.
Yeah I was on the fence about the whole mentally disturbed thing after she said she wanted to make sushi out of his internal organs . Good to see the experts are on top of it though.
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@Magpie_in_aus said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915
Probably worth it. Once she realises im a shit root and watch too much sport she would be gone. Least I would get an end off.
Yeah, the insane typically have high sex drives so you could probably have a quickie at half time if you got a pre match bonk in .
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Magpie_in_aus said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915
Probably worth it. Once she realises im a shit root and watch too much sport she would be gone. Least I would get an end off.
Yeah, the insane typically have high sex drives so you could probably have a quickie at half time if you got a pre match bonk in .
When it inevitably goes bad she will definitely deep fry all of your pets
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@jegga and a knife in your chest at full time.
I had an ex that threatened to steal my golf clubs cos I cared more about them than her...
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Magpie_in_aus said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915
Probably worth it. Once she realises im a shit root and watch too much sport she would be gone. Least I would get an end off.
Yeah, the insane typically have high sex drives so you could probably have a quickie at half time if you got a pre match bonk in .
When it inevitably goes bad she will definitely deep fry all of your pets
Well I wouldn’t go there but Magpie seems quite taken with her. Obviously he should stock up on tasty pets before it gets serious.
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga and a knife in your chest at full time.
I had an ex that threatened to steal my golf clubs cos I cared more about them than her...
My mates ex referred to him as her fiancée to her friends which was news to him as he hadn’t proposed , was very awkward when they stayed with her folks over Xmas and they wanted to help out with the wedding bills and talk dates.
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga and a knife in your chest at full time.
I had an ex that threatened to steal my golf clubs cos I cared more about them than her...
I supported the warriors for 24 years. I am more than use to a knife in my chest at fulltime. I guess supporting them for that long would make us both as crazy as each other.
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So you are saying
- Big boobs
- high sex drive
- Cooks (my pets) for me
Some of you have the bar too high.
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga and a knife in your chest at full time.
I had an ex that threatened to steal my golf clubs cos I cared more about them than her...
Yeah, but she was right wasn't she.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915
Definitely Batshit but as alluded to Great rack and slutty looking . I'd have a hoon, 100%
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
So she’s a stalker who sent 158000 texts, on the other hand she’s got pretty big boobs . Hmm
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12188915
Definitely Batshit but as alluded to Great rack and slutty looking . I'd have a hoon, 100%
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@MN5 Another case of journalism displaying a remarkable lack of understanding what words mean. A percentage increase in search terms does not equate to we are 'rushing to find out more'.
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Not on this fucken forum it ain't
Context please , how do we know the actual search terms ? They could be
Why are vegans such fluffybunnies ?
How to avoid vegans
Vegan jokes
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@antipodean I wonder if the 'rush' to find out more included what exactly a vegan is, or does it include typing 'vegan' into the search bar, then clicking 'images' for all the cool memes of fuckhead vegans?
I'm sitting here eating what I expect is as close to a vegan lunch as I possibly ever will (although the mayo probably disqualifies it...) but I had a big old steak on the BBQ last night, oh and sausages, think I have roast chicken tonight, so, yeah nah.
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