Movie review thread...
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<p>Thinly veiled "I sat through some awful movies of the vague promise of a shag afterwards" post.</p>
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<p>Heigl (Swiss-German for hell hole) should release her own domestic spray. Kills romance dead.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="469523" data-time="1422249768">
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<p>Clearly the scriptwriters hate her too, cos they never give her actual human dialogue.</p>
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Beautiful, neurotic, immature basket case with wise cracking bestie meets hot player, who for some utterly unknown reason doesn't sprint in the other direction, but instead relishes her sniping comments and complete lack of self esteem cos underneath the fucking annoying icing is just a sweet little cupcake.</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="470066" data-time="1422692585"><p>
22 Jump St - 7/10.<br><br>
Not as funny or clever as 21, and the plot was a bit thin this time around, but still enough snappy one liners, drug trips and bromance randomness to make it an enjoyable watch.</p></blockquote>
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22 Jump St - 7/10.<br><br>
Not as funny or clever as 21, and the plot was a bit thin this time around, but still enough snappy one liners, drug trips and bromance randomness to make it an enjoyable watch.</p></blockquote>
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I thought it was one of the worst movies I had ever seen. And then the parents day scene made me laugh. And then the Channing Tatum scene in the office had me crying I was laughing so hard. Shit movie. 2 good scenes -
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<p>I thought it was one of the worst movies I had ever seen. And then the parents day scene made me laugh. <strong>And then the Channing Tatum scene in the office had me crying</strong> I was laughing so hard. Shit movie. 2 good scenes</p>
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<p>That was probably the best scene, the worst was the crap with the american football and the guy Tatum decided to hang out with. The scene were Tatum tried to be hispanic and the fight/love scene weren't bad either. I wouldn't call it one of the worst films I've ever seen , when my son was little I had to sit through the Mr Bean film and the the one were Atkinson is some sort of spy which are both absolute crap and high on my list of worst films ever .Fortunately Rosamund Pike was in the second one which redeemed from being a total waste of 90 minutes of my life.</p> -
<p>Yeah, the 'you fucked xx's daughter' was a good scene. And the fight between Schmidt and blondie.</p>
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<p>Jegga - yes I did watch the credits, go promo go. And have to agree about the football guy stuff. It just didn't go anywhere. You're waiting for the whole friend or foe thing after he's made into such a prominent supporting character, then he just fades from the screen. And the length of time between seeing the villains at the start and the end, I'd forgotten who they even were when they turned up in the library, then oh yeah, you were the truck guys. Villains (and red herrings) need to be there regularly in person or action to remind of the menace that is closing in.</p> -
<p>Been off sick from work, so have been doing a bit of movie watching, especially with the Oscar nominations out.</p>
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<p>Boyhood- Yeah good film, don't quite think it lived up to the hype. Unique, a great achievement, but never grabbed me. It wasn't that sort of film, certainly worth a watch though. Really long. 7.5/10</p>
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<p>Whiplash- Liked it, JK Simmons kills. Great subject material, good music, decent enough plot if a little predictable. 7/10</p>
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<p>Birdman- Good movie, a real movie-makers movie. Direction was great, plot had its ups and downs, probably went 20 minutes too long for me. 8/10</p>
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<p>Interstellar- How is this not nominated? Bloody great film. First hour is a bit slow, but the payoff is worth it. Really enjoyed this, despite the length. Nolan is a master. 9/10</p> -
Mortdecai. Johnny Depp conclusively proves that Peter Sellars he ain't,.<br><br>tries very hard to be a Mel Brooks/Inspector Clousseau for the 21st Century with running sight gags, ridiculously over the top performances and plot twists.<br><br>The numerous issues are the gags aren't funny, the plot twists are predictable and the characterisations banal.<br><br>the type of movie that thinks all it has to do to be successful is call a character Jock Strapp.<br><br>Not excruciating but a bit like a wet holiday. Disappointing and you wish it would hurry up and end. 3/10
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<p>Watched "The Wolf of Wall Street" last night. If the idea was to create a picture of a bunch of douchebags being excessive, then they achieved it. I laughed a lot, but stories of drug abuse and hubris tend to lose me after a while. And then when the main character is basically brought down by narcissism, i found i got to the end of the movie not really caring. Anyway, the sequel is him making a shit-ton more money, and not paying back anything that he was supposed to, so the moral was fairly ambiguous. </p>
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<p>Plenty of quality nudity on display. That Margot Robbie looks pretty fucking good with her kit off. </p> -
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<p>Mortdecai. Johnny Depp conclusively proves that Peter Sellars he ain't,.<br><br>
tries very hard to be a Mel Brooks/Inspector Clousseau for the 21st Century with running sight gags, ridiculously over the top performances and plot twists.<br><br>
The numerous issues are the gags aren't funny, the plot twists are predictable and the characterisations banal.<br><br>
the type of movie that thinks all it has to do to be successful is call a character Jock Strapp.<br><br>
Not excruciating but a bit like a wet holiday. Disappointing and you wish it would hurry up and end. 3/10</p>
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<p>so your the person that went and saw it ;)</p>
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<p>Its like Depp stars in shitty films with ridiculous characters just to stuff his career on purpose</p> -
<p>The Interview - I've heard this film get some bad wraps and I really don't understand it, it was bloody good. I thought it was a crack up, the interplay between Rogan and Franco was great as was the interplay between Franco and the guy who played Kim. The effects were really good too, there is one shot that would put most action movies to shame.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/film/65707979/patea-maori-clubs-poi-e-turned-into-a-movie'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/film/65707979/patea-maori-clubs-poi-e-turned-into-a-movie</a></p>
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<p>This would be cool, every time we drive through there the mrs plays it on the stereo and sings along with it.</p>
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<p>Hope they get this sorted though, we didn't stop on the way through at xmas <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11381935'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11381935</a></p> -
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I am looking forward to the <em>Jupiter Ascending</em> reviews.</p> -
<p>Anyone else seen Pride, the movie about gay activists in London in 1984 raising money and supporting the striking Coal Miners in Wales? It is a bit warm and fuzzy at times, yet still pretty inspirational and intense at others. I did laugh a fair bit at the interactions between the various groups. Worth a watch.</p>
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<p>Anyone else seen Pride, the movie about gay activists in London in 1984 raising money and supporting the striking Coal Miners in Wales? It is a bit warm and fuzzy at times, yet still pretty inspirational and intense at others. I did laugh a fair bit at the interactions between the various groups. Worth a watch.</p>
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<p>The mrs saw it and said it was really good, the trailer looked fairly excruciating so I avoided it.</p> -
<p>World's most impressive police artist sketch.<br><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/TqRRikb.jpg" alt="TqRRikb.jpg"></p>
