Movie review thread...
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<p>didn't it start life as Twilight fan fiction?</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="472035" data-time="1424056765"><p>How chuffed am I that movie got horrid reviews as I asked if True-Love wanted to go see it as she read the books and she said 'no' due to everybody saying it was rubbish.<br><br><br>
STOKED!!!!<br><br>
Can I also add that for Valentines day her gift to me was to go play golf and we "just chill" instead of going into the city for dinner!<br><br>
What a gal!!!</p></blockquote>
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You should marry her
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<p>didn't it start life as Twilight fan fiction?</p>
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<p>Yep. Bella and Edward age a few years and get their kink on.</p> -
<p>fan fiction is fucked up</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="472035" data-time="1424056765"><p>
How chuffed am I that movie got horrid reviews as I asked if True-Love wanted to go see it as she read the books and she said 'no' due to everybody saying it was rubbish.<br><br><br>
STOKED!!!!<br><br>
Can I also add that for Valentines day her gift to me was to go play golf and we "just chill" instead of going into the city for dinner!<br><br>
What a gal!!!</p></blockquote>
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You bought that? Fuck are you in trouble. They all try that. It was a test man! Quick buy flowers now! And champagne! And chocolates! Actually the more I think about you may have to go the jewellery! -
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<p>You bought that? Fuck are you in trouble. They all try that. It was a test man! Quick buy flowers now! And champagne! And chocolates! Actually the more I think about you may have to go the jewellery!</p>
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<p>Its more probable someone else is taking care of that side, hence the chilled out attitude to it. Its like if your missus is OK you don't make her come, its not cause she's cool, its cause someone else is. If movies have taught me anything this weekend its that you should immediately tie her up, tweak her nipples & take a masive shit on her. Chicks love that.</p> -
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<p>fan fiction is fucked up</p>
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<p>It is fucking beyond the weirdest shit most people could come up with. Rule 34 applies.</p>
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Gone Girl: How the fark has this film received such rave reviews? It starts off ok but is far too long and the plot holes are so big you could drive a truck through them. And not just your average truck or semitrailer but one of those big farkoff mining ones. And not just one of them but farking hundreds.
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<p>It is fucking beyond the weirdest shit most people could come up with. Rule 34 applies.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+34'>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+34</a></p>
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<p>I dunno, people have written gay billionaire dino porn. And not shifters, actual dinosaurs fucking men. But they're billionaires of course, which seems to forgive a lot. There is a chick on Amazon who has written stacks of monster porn - bigfoot, gargoyles etc. And readers buy it.</p> -
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<p>Its more probable someone else is taking care of that side, hence the chilled out attitude to it. Its like if your missus is OK you don't make her come, its not cause she's cool, its cause someone else is. If movies have taught me anything this weekend its that you should immediately tie her up, tweak her nipples & take a masive shit on her. Chicks love that.</p>
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<p>Way to miss the point...... didn't you read my post? I GOT TO PLAY GOLF!</p> -
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<p>I dunno, people have written gay billionaire dino porn. And not shifters, actual dinosaurs fucking men. But they're billionaires of course, which seems to forgive a lot. There is<strong> a chick on Amazon who has written stacks of monster porn - bigfoot, gargoyles etc. And readers buy it.</strong></p>
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<p>I clearly lead a sheltered life! </p> -
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<p>Literally fifty shades of grey for a running time of two hours.</p>
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Dammit, another thread with words that trigger the mail Marshall at work!
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<p>Selma (someone needs to get this thread back from the brink of being engulfed by 50 Shades) - decent movie, not great. The story is good, the performances are good, the script is ok, but I don't think it deserves to be in the Oscar race TBH. (It's lack of nominations seems justified by me on this one occasion). About the march between Selma and Montgomery in Alabama in the 60s.</p>
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<p>It's quite funny in that 3 of the main characters - King (David Olewayo), LBJ (Tom Wilkinson), Wallace (Tim Roth) are all played by Poms.</p>
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<p>They missed a trick at the end by not using photos for the end images of the actual people when they used some old film footage and an old song recording.</p> -
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<p>Selma (someone needs to get this thread back from the brink of being engulfed by 50 Shades) - decent movie, not great. The story is good, the performances are good, the script is ok, but I don't think it deserves to be in the Oscar race TBH. (It's lack of nominations seems justified by me on this one occasion). About the march between Selma and Montgomery in Alabama in the 60s.</p>
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<p>It's quite funny in that 3 of the main characters - King (David Olewayo), LBJ (Tom Wilkinson), Wallace (Tim Roth) are all played by Poms.</p>
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<p><strong>They missed a trick at the end by not using photos for the end images of the actual people when they used some old film footage and an old song recording.</strong></p>
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<p>I made the same comment as I was leaving the movie. Seemed a real waste of time having pictures of the actors in the movie. Besides that, I really enjoyed Selma. I wondered if they left the release too late for awards season.</p> -
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<p>I made the same comment as I was leaving the movie. Seemed a real waste of time having pictures of the actors in the movie. Besides that, I really enjoyed Selma. I wondered if they left the release too late for awards season.</p>
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<p>They apparently didn't seen screeners out in time.</p>
