Movie review thread...
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<p>fan fiction is fucked up</p>
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How chuffed am I that movie got horrid reviews as I asked if True-Love wanted to go see it as she read the books and she said 'no' due to everybody saying it was rubbish.<br><br><br>
STOKED!!!!<br><br>
Can I also add that for Valentines day her gift to me was to go play golf and we "just chill" instead of going into the city for dinner!<br><br>
What a gal!!!</p></blockquote>
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You bought that? Fuck are you in trouble. They all try that. It was a test man! Quick buy flowers now! And champagne! And chocolates! Actually the more I think about you may have to go the jewellery! -
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<p>You bought that? Fuck are you in trouble. They all try that. It was a test man! Quick buy flowers now! And champagne! And chocolates! Actually the more I think about you may have to go the jewellery!</p>
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<p>Its more probable someone else is taking care of that side, hence the chilled out attitude to it. Its like if your missus is OK you don't make her come, its not cause she's cool, its cause someone else is. If movies have taught me anything this weekend its that you should immediately tie her up, tweak her nipples & take a masive shit on her. Chicks love that.</p> -
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<p>fan fiction is fucked up</p>
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<p>It is fucking beyond the weirdest shit most people could come up with. Rule 34 applies.</p>
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Gone Girl: How the fark has this film received such rave reviews? It starts off ok but is far too long and the plot holes are so big you could drive a truck through them. And not just your average truck or semitrailer but one of those big farkoff mining ones. And not just one of them but farking hundreds.
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<p>It is fucking beyond the weirdest shit most people could come up with. Rule 34 applies.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+34'>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+34</a></p>
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<p>I dunno, people have written gay billionaire dino porn. And not shifters, actual dinosaurs fucking men. But they're billionaires of course, which seems to forgive a lot. There is a chick on Amazon who has written stacks of monster porn - bigfoot, gargoyles etc. And readers buy it.</p> -
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<p>Its more probable someone else is taking care of that side, hence the chilled out attitude to it. Its like if your missus is OK you don't make her come, its not cause she's cool, its cause someone else is. If movies have taught me anything this weekend its that you should immediately tie her up, tweak her nipples & take a masive shit on her. Chicks love that.</p>
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<p>Way to miss the point...... didn't you read my post? I GOT TO PLAY GOLF!</p> -
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<p>I dunno, people have written gay billionaire dino porn. And not shifters, actual dinosaurs fucking men. But they're billionaires of course, which seems to forgive a lot. There is<strong> a chick on Amazon who has written stacks of monster porn - bigfoot, gargoyles etc. And readers buy it.</strong></p>
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<p>Literally fifty shades of grey for a running time of two hours.</p>
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Dammit, another thread with words that trigger the mail Marshall at work!
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<p>Selma (someone needs to get this thread back from the brink of being engulfed by 50 Shades) - decent movie, not great. The story is good, the performances are good, the script is ok, but I don't think it deserves to be in the Oscar race TBH. (It's lack of nominations seems justified by me on this one occasion). About the march between Selma and Montgomery in Alabama in the 60s.</p>
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<p>It's quite funny in that 3 of the main characters - King (David Olewayo), LBJ (Tom Wilkinson), Wallace (Tim Roth) are all played by Poms.</p>
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<p>They missed a trick at the end by not using photos for the end images of the actual people when they used some old film footage and an old song recording.</p> -
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<p>Selma (someone needs to get this thread back from the brink of being engulfed by 50 Shades) - decent movie, not great. The story is good, the performances are good, the script is ok, but I don't think it deserves to be in the Oscar race TBH. (It's lack of nominations seems justified by me on this one occasion). About the march between Selma and Montgomery in Alabama in the 60s.</p>
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<p>It's quite funny in that 3 of the main characters - King (David Olewayo), LBJ (Tom Wilkinson), Wallace (Tim Roth) are all played by Poms.</p>
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<p><strong>They missed a trick at the end by not using photos for the end images of the actual people when they used some old film footage and an old song recording.</strong></p>
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<p>I made the same comment as I was leaving the movie. Seemed a real waste of time having pictures of the actors in the movie. Besides that, I really enjoyed Selma. I wondered if they left the release too late for awards season.</p> -
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<p>I made the same comment as I was leaving the movie. Seemed a real waste of time having pictures of the actors in the movie. Besides that, I really enjoyed Selma. I wondered if they left the release too late for awards season.</p>
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<p>Dammit, another thread with words that trigger the mail Marshall at work!</p>
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<p>Your Mail Marshall scans for 'Mokey'?</p>
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<p>Obviously correctly identified as a purveyor of smut.</p> -
<p></p><p></p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">[b][url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11416571/Three-women-arrested-after-man-glassed-during-Valentines-Day-screening-of-Fifty-Shades.html]Three women arrested after man glassed during Valentine's Day screening of Fifty Shades[/url][/b]<br><br>
A Valentine's Day cinema screening of Fifty Shades of Grey ended in chaos when three women were arrested for attacking a man.<br><br>
Witnesses claim the bust-up started after the victim asked the "worse for the wear" women to quieten down during a viewing on Saturday evening.<br><br>
Police then rushed to Grosvenor Cinema in Glasgow's west end where they arrested three women.<br><br>
Cinema visitors also claimed the man had been glassed and that staff were forced to wipe blood from seats before the next screening of the film.<br><br>
But police have dismissed suggestions that glass was used in the assault.<br><br>
Investigations are now taking place to determine the exact circumstances, but it is understood no-one suffered serious injuries in the incident.<br><br>
[b]Michael Bolton, 33, from Glasgow, who had gone to see the raunchy flick with his wife, Yvonne, 32, said he saw three women being arrested when he arrived.<br><br>
He said: "Besides being the worst film I have ever seen, three women were getting arrested and put in a police van when we arrived.<br><br>
"A woman came out the theatre and said that a guy had been glassed.<br><br>
"One woman was in handcuffs and another two women were in tears. She said that three or four girls had been very loud and were shouting.<br><br>
"The man had asked them to shut up and he was glassed. It's a cinema where you can buy drink.<br>
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"Only in Glasgow are police called to the cinema. This type of behaviour happens at pubs and nightclubs, but you don't expect that at a cinema.<br><br>
"The guys at the cinema were tidying up the blood before going in. They were wiping down seats before the start of the 8.20pm film.<br><br>
[b]"There were also several incredibly drunk women vomiting in the aisle and corridor and several complaints from the other screen about drunk and rowdy folk."[/b]<br><br>
A local barman, who did not wish to be named, said: "We knew there was an incident but we didn't expect it to be at Fifty Shades of Grey.<br><br>
"We heard that a guy had asked women to quieten down because they were spoiling the film and one of them hit him with a bottle.<br><br>
"A guy who had been in the cinema said it was pretty much unprovoked and the victim was shocked."<br><br>
Another worker on Ashton Lane said the women looked "worse for wear with drink" as she was bundled into the police car.<br><br>
He said: "There were three women being led outside and I'm sure on of them was cuffed.<br><br>
"She looked the worse for wear with drink."<br><br>
A spokeswoman for Grosvenor cinema said: "I can confirm that an incident occurred on Saturday 14 February following an early evening showing of 50 Shades Of Grey.<br><br>
"This was an isolated incident that was dealt with rapidly by cinema staff and stewards, as a result of which, Police Scotland attended and made an arrest.<br><br>
"Despite press reports, nobody was glassed and a wine bottle was not used as a weapon. Those involved did not require hospital attention.<br><br>
"We welcomed nearly 2000 customers over the weekend, including four further showings on Saturday night which passed without incident."<br><br>
Police sources said no glass was used in the assault.<br><br>
A spokesman for Police Scotland said: "At approximately 8pm on Saturday 14 February police responded to reports of a disturbance at the Grosvenor cinema.<br><br>
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<p>this movie obviously promotes inter-gender violence, and should be banned, </p>
