The Nick Willis Humiliator!
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<p>If there's one thing that leaving NZ teaches you, it's that people who are of religon, are not necessarily nicer, kinder people.</p>
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<p>Maybe I was incredibly naive, but when I lived in NZ, I was always of that view.</p>
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<p>I know some religious people who are total honeys - the kindest, most caring, selfless people, like the ones who volunteer at the op shop and deliver meals on wheels when they are bloody 90 themselves. But fucking hell, I've met some total church wankpuffins - judgmental, gossipy, homophobic, and beyond ridiculous about anything even vaguely sexual.</p>
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<p>Yeah what jegga said, being raised a catholic teaches you some of the biggest fuckfaces are a part of your parish. I didn't need to leave NZ for that.</p>
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<p>Actually talking about being catholic brings us back to Nick again, there was a creepy marist brother in our church who took a bunch of kids on a camp and after dinner kept trying to bring the conversation around to Willising. Imagine our surprise to see him up on the usual charges the clergy seem to attract for themselves.</p> -
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="563455" data-time="1457511086">
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<p>New ideas? Pah. You guys are fucking amateurs.</p>
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<p>I hope so, otherwise we'd be all over Willis' browsing history.</p> -
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<p>Unless he likes being watched of course. He may have felt closer to god this way.....the old God is a voyeur scenario.<br><br>
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<p>Similar in some respects to having a Wank Seance. That eerie feeling that all your dead ancestors are looking down on you in disgust as you knock one out.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="563469" data-time="1457513135"><p>Similar in some respects to having a Do a Willis Seance. That eerie feeling that all your dead ancestors are looking down on you in disgust as you knock one out.</p></blockquote>
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As long as the relatives looking down on you are dead, getting caught Willising is like the abs losing to Ireland . There's always a slight chance it might happen and if it does you're never ever going to be able to live it down. -
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<p>Take a "like" for the dad level of double entendre in that post. </p>
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<p>Thanks to your post, a bunch of dads finally got the joke.</p> -
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<p>New ideas? Pah. You guys are fucking amateurs.</p>
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<p>Of course. The day I fuck professionally is the day all other men have died.</p> -
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<p>Of course. The day I fuck professionally is the day all other men have died.</p>
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<p>I did it once when (sort of) when I was driving the "escort" girls around</p>
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<p>No fellas on shift. I got $100</p>
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<p>Imagine a nutty 40 year old spinster whose mega wealthy parents had her holed up in a flash pad with oodles of money to keep her out of the way. Regular client apparently</p>
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<p>and imagine she looked about as appealing as that ginger nutter that was on here a while back... :whistle:</p>
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<p>Anyway, I got through it with little actual carry on. Haven't put it on the cv yet though.</p>
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<p>ok lads, have your fun..let it rain.... :hi:</p> -
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<p>I did it once when (sort of) when I was driving the "escort" girls around</p>
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<p>No fellas on shift. I got $100</p>
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<p>Imagine a nutty 40 year old spinster whose mega wealthy parents had her holed up in a flash pad with oodles of money to keep her out of the way. Regular client apparently</p>
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<p>and imagine she looked about as appealing as that ginger nutter that was on here a while back... :whistle:</p>
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<p>Anyway, I got through it with little actual carry on. Haven't put it on the cv yet though.</p>
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<p>ok lads, have your fun..let it rain.... :hi:</p>
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<p>I did it once when (sort of) when I was driving the "escort" girls around</p>
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<p>No fellas on shift. I got $100</p>
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<p>Imagine a nutty 40 year old spinster whose mega wealthy parents had her holed up in a flash pad with oodles of money to keep her out of the way. Regular client apparently</p>
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<p>and imagine she looked about as appealing as that ginger nutter that was on here a while back... :whistle:</p>
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<p>Anyway, I got through it with little actual carry on. Haven't put it on the cv yet though.</p>
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<p>ok lads, have your fun..let it rain.... :hi:</p>
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<p>only $100, you either sell yourself short, or you are a bit rubbish ;)</p>
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<p>Does seem very cheap... Maybe he charged by the inch?</p>
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<p>or maybe he actually charges $6k an hour?</p>
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<p>If Willis is an addict then what does that make the rest of u... er you?</p>
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<p>If we were to compare it to athletes, he's a kid taking part in his first ever class jog around the tennis courts, while I'm Paavo Nurmi, Peter Snell and Haile Gebrselassie all rolled into one.</p> -
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-time="1457559744" data-cid="563544" data-author="Smudge"><p>If we were to compare it to athletes, he's a kid taking part in his first ever class jog around the tennis courts, while I'm Paavo Nurmi, Peter Snell and Haile Gebrselassie all rolled into one.</p></blockquote><br>So your 1/3 dead with your best days way in the past.....
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Siam" data-cid="563492" data-time="1457530245"><p>
I did it once when (sort of) when I was driving the "escort" girls around<br><br>
No fellas on shift. I got $100<br><br>
Imagine a nutty 40 year old spinster whose mega wealthy parents had her holed up in a flash pad with oodles of money to keep her out of the way. Regular client apparently<br><br>
and imagine she looked about as appealing as that ginger nutter that was on here a while back... :whistle:<br><br>
Anyway, I got through it with little actual carry on. Haven't put it on the cv yet though.<br><br><br>
ok lads, have your fun..let it rain.... :hi:</p></blockquote>This is both sad and awesome.<br><br>
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