The Nick Willis Humiliator!
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<p>Yeah what jegga said, being raised a catholic teaches you some of the biggest fuckfaces are a part of your parish. I didn't need to leave NZ for that.</p>
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<p>Actually talking about being catholic brings us back to Nick again, there was a creepy marist brother in our church who took a bunch of kids on a camp and after dinner kept trying to bring the conversation around to Willising. Imagine our surprise to see him up on the usual charges the clergy seem to attract for themselves.</p> -
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="563455" data-time="1457511086">
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<p>New ideas? Pah. You guys are fucking amateurs.</p>
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<p>I hope so, otherwise we'd be all over Willis' browsing history.</p> -
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<p>Unless he likes being watched of course. He may have felt closer to god this way.....the old God is a voyeur scenario.<br><br>
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<p>Similar in some respects to having a Wank Seance. That eerie feeling that all your dead ancestors are looking down on you in disgust as you knock one out.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="563469" data-time="1457513135"><p>Similar in some respects to having a Do a Willis Seance. That eerie feeling that all your dead ancestors are looking down on you in disgust as you knock one out.</p></blockquote>
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As long as the relatives looking down on you are dead, getting caught Willising is like the abs losing to Ireland . There's always a slight chance it might happen and if it does you're never ever going to be able to live it down. -
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<p>Take a "like" for the dad level of double entendre in that post. </p>
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<p>Thanks to your post, a bunch of dads finally got the joke.</p> -
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<p>New ideas? Pah. You guys are fucking amateurs.</p>
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<p>Of course. The day I fuck professionally is the day all other men have died.</p>
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<p>I did it once when (sort of) when I was driving the "escort" girls around</p>
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<p>No fellas on shift. I got $100</p>
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<p>Imagine a nutty 40 year old spinster whose mega wealthy parents had her holed up in a flash pad with oodles of money to keep her out of the way. Regular client apparently</p>
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<p>and imagine she looked about as appealing as that ginger nutter that was on here a while back... :whistle:</p>
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<p>Anyway, I got through it with little actual carry on. Haven't put it on the cv yet though.</p>
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<p>I did it once when (sort of) when I was driving the "escort" girls around</p>
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<p>No fellas on shift. I got $100</p>
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<p>Imagine a nutty 40 year old spinster whose mega wealthy parents had her holed up in a flash pad with oodles of money to keep her out of the way. Regular client apparently</p>
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<p>and imagine she looked about as appealing as that ginger nutter that was on here a while back... :whistle:</p>
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<p>Anyway, I got through it with little actual carry on. Haven't put it on the cv yet though.</p>
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<p>ok lads, have your fun..let it rain.... :hi:</p>
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<p>I did it once when (sort of) when I was driving the "escort" girls around</p>
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<p>No fellas on shift. I got $100</p>
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<p>Imagine a nutty 40 year old spinster whose mega wealthy parents had her holed up in a flash pad with oodles of money to keep her out of the way. Regular client apparently</p>
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<p>and imagine she looked about as appealing as that ginger nutter that was on here a while back... :whistle:</p>
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<p>Anyway, I got through it with little actual carry on. Haven't put it on the cv yet though.</p>
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<p>ok lads, have your fun..let it rain.... :hi:</p>
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<p>only $100, you either sell yourself short, or you are a bit rubbish ;)</p>
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<p>Does seem very cheap... Maybe he charged by the inch?</p>
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<p>or maybe he actually charges $6k an hour?</p>
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<p>If Willis is an addict then what does that make the rest of u... er you?</p>
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<p>If we were to compare it to athletes, he's a kid taking part in his first ever class jog around the tennis courts, while I'm Paavo Nurmi, Peter Snell and Haile Gebrselassie all rolled into one.</p> -
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-time="1457559744" data-cid="563544" data-author="Smudge"><p>If we were to compare it to athletes, he's a kid taking part in his first ever class jog around the tennis courts, while I'm Paavo Nurmi, Peter Snell and Haile Gebrselassie all rolled into one.</p></blockquote><br>So your 1/3 dead with your best days way in the past.....
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Siam" data-cid="563492" data-time="1457530245"><p>
I did it once when (sort of) when I was driving the "escort" girls around<br><br>
No fellas on shift. I got $100<br><br>
Imagine a nutty 40 year old spinster whose mega wealthy parents had her holed up in a flash pad with oodles of money to keep her out of the way. Regular client apparently<br><br>
and imagine she looked about as appealing as that ginger nutter that was on here a while back... :whistle:<br><br>
Anyway, I got through it with little actual carry on. Haven't put it on the cv yet though.<br><br><br>
ok lads, have your fun..let it rain.... :hi:</p></blockquote>This is both sad and awesome.<br><br>
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<p>All this was back in the late nineties in Aus, so I'm sure things have changed</p>
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<p>FYI (we all like to learn some things right? If you find this offensive or offputting, then move to another corner of the pub and play pool or pokies
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<p>Hiring the girls for an hour cost $200. Girls got 80-100 (if they were a favourite), driver got 20-30, agency took the rest. Half hour appointments were $130-150. </p>
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<p>Only Women were allowed to be brothel/escort business owners by law. Lucrative business</p>
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<p>Special extras (French or Greek - you work it out) were about 50-100 more (one girl was one time was constantly drinking water on the way tot he job. "You ok?, you're not feeling sick eh?" I asked. "No mate this freak wants me to wee on him"</p>
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<p>Lots of demand - there are a lot of lads doing a Willis out there, but only a minority have the money or attitude to dial the services. Mine workers were number 1 and when the yank navy came to town it was non stop for 12 hour shifts cha-ching</p>
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<p>About a third to half were purely for companionship, no shenanigans. 2 clients were quadriplegics on big payouts from accidents in the mines. Great blokes but just pretty much stuck in large electronic beds and at night just wanted non judgemental girls to hang with them. One guy, super bloke wanted to pay by credit card. We had the old click clack slider and signed receipt in those days - "how you gonna sign it mate?" "Stick the pen in my mouth and hold the receipt up and I'll scribble something, just like Rodney Rude 'feathers first!' "</p>
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<p>One guy rang up wanting a half hour with an Asian but "one straight off the boat who can't speak English". I took a savvy Asian girl and she was done in 15 minutes, and she spoke English as well as you and me but just acted. 2 hours later I bought the morning newspaper and was reading it while she had breakfast "That's the guy!" as she pointed to a photo in the paper. Only the highest ranking Politician in the State!</p>
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<p>The celebs would hire the girls to party because even then there'd be a risk of stories in the papers from nightclub pickups. Celebs thought our girls were more discreet.</p>
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<p>All girls would check the addresses first. There was a story/myth that one girl turned up to her Uncle's place one time!</p>
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<p>10 percent of girls made and saved good money (1000 bucks a night). Asians bought houses. 50% were on hard drugs. Vicious cycle, need drugs to do job, need job to get drugs. Lots had boy friends sponging, but oh how they loved these parasites. Discretion was paramount, some girls were leading massive double lives, some were solo mums making ends meet.</p>
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<p>I always respected a lot of these women. Strong, willfull, generous women just caught in an industry that's been here since time began and always will be. Gettin by in life.</p>
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<p>My mates originally loved the stories (so much m,ore happened) and I revelled in telling them. After a few months I got tired of telling them and then I realised the average person doesn't really need to know what lurks at night in big cities - you're better off without the baggage, but it is a titilating scene</p>
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<p>I did this job for quick cash for about 6 months nightshift</p>
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<p>Oh, and my "day on the job" was slightly embellished. I never disrobed and mad sally passed out after an hour - still got paid though</p>
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<p>...yeah right Siam...</p>
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<p>Oh and for any budding gigolos out there - not much demand so you got to be able to swing both ways...good luck! :)</p>
