Parenting
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
@Catogrande said in Parenting:
@Catogrande he came in last night crying with relief that she still says she has feelings for him.
He was using the word "love" a bit which ii found both hilarious and cute.
Now we will see if she just felt pressured into doing it or is actually keen on him.
Aaand Whoosh! I’m back in my own 13 year old body, filled with pathetic self-loathing and misery because I’ve been dumped by the girl of my unimaginative dreams. Wait. No. She still likes me. Now I’m even sadder.
The poor little bugger has my sympathy mate, as do you having to cope with it.
it was so much easier getting zero play from the ladies in high school
I dream of letting CF Jnr in on all the secrets I've learned over the years but been unable to go back in time to use. Just like I was with my dad (basically told me to play the field and not to give up my wicket too cheap) I expect he won't listen to me
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considering my dad was a 20 year old who knocked up his 17 year old GF and married her, i don't reckon he had fuck all to tell me
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@mariner4life said in Parenting:
considering my dad was a 20 year old who knocked up his 17 year old GF and married her, i don't reckon he had fuck all to tell me
Except he knew where the "try line" was
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I'd like to be a teen again, but with the knowledge I have now.
Also: fuck off @Virgil
You can tell your son that girls love confidence in a guy, and that if he acts like he doesn't care whether she is impressed with him or not (in a good way) that they love that shit. But only one of you will believe it
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@NTA Don’t we all wish we could be a teenager again mind you got none then getting even less now being married with two kids one that’s 13 months
My first girlfriend set me up to fail, it was pretty much every day (except that time in the month) for a year when I was 16. When I tried that with subsequent girlfriends I learnt very quickly that she was an anomaly, and I would never experience that again.
But there was a catch, she had such a drive one night I ignored her and got stoned with my mates, she screwed some random guy instead.
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My first girlfriend set me up to fail, it was pretty much every day (except that time in the month) for a year when I was 16. When I tried that with subsequent girlfriends I learnt very quickly that she was an anomaly, and I would never experience that again.
I fell into the same track with my 1st then like you said subsequent other Gfs failed to live up to standards.
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My first girlfriend set me up to fail, it was pretty much every day (except that time in the month) for a year when I was 16.
A bit young to be married, but those are the ones you keep, and there are "solutions" that she can help with for monthly issues.
"Goes like a jackhammer or a bitch in perpetual heat" was sadly never one of my metrics for ideal wife material
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A mate of mine was relating a story about a bloke who got divorced after finding his wife took up jogging.
Thing is, she was insatiable. He could barely keep up with this nympho. Eventually she took up jogging to help burn off the energy - go out every morning before work, come home a bit later all sweaty and such and jump in the shower.
One morning he gets a call from work to come in early and rushed out the door. Turns the corner a couple of streets away and there she is in some dude's car, fucking him like there was no tomorrow.
Beware the nypmho.
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@NTA when I lived int he UK I used to go running along the canals, had to run by a park to get there, I only ran 3 times a week, but sure enough, every time for about 6 months there was this couple who arrived in separate cars shagging in one of them...I may have been wrong, but I assume they were having an affair not just a married couple spicing things up.
Might as well watch Star Wars 
