Movie review thread...
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Saw the angry birds movie. It's shit. Avoid
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<p>Is that the chick from ex machina?</p>
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<p>Nick, <img src="http://www.h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/Alabaster/images/Smilies/f_facepalm.gif" alt="f_facepalm.gif"></p>
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<p>Yes</p>
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<p>I see she is playing Lara Croft in a Tomb Raider re-boot... :good1:</p> -
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<p>Is that the chick from ex machina?</p>
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<p>Nick, <img src="http://www.h2g2.com/h2g2/skins/Alabaster/images/Smilies/f_facepalm.gif" alt="f_facepalm.gif"></p>
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<p>The one playing the Kraut? She was OK I guess.</p>
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<p>Preferred the crazy blonde superbitch nazi. I've got a thing for headcases.</p> -
<p>Sigh. Are we discussing this one</p>
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<p>or this one?</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="NTA" data-cid="581636" data-time="1463914065">
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<p><strong>I prefer the top one.</strong> Look, I'll do them both - together - if that's the deal.</p>
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<p>Not really enough skin to rate it on The Mariner Scale. But the top one got into the classy lingerie at one point, so she gets the choccies.</p>
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<p> :shock: You like the horsey one? Different strokes I guess.</p>
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<p>Vikander is odd in that she doesn't photograph very well, but is stunning on film. I knew a girl like that who I met in Vietnam, stunner in person, show people photos of her and they'd be meh.</p>
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<p>Anyway, movie review.</p>
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<p>X Men Apocalypse. Better than I thought it would be. Could have done with trimming 20 odd minutes of running time. I give it 3 Olivia Munn's and half a Sansa Stark out of 5.</p> -
<p>Based on the two pictures, I'd definitely go the brunette.</p>
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<p>The one playing the Kraut? She was OK I guess.</p>
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<p>Preferred the crazy blonde superbitch nazi. I've got a thing for headcases.</p>
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<p>I can only assume... despite a shocking lack of judgement from her.... that Mrs NTA is not a headcase, because if you have ever been married to a headcase or have a mate who has been... you definitely dont a thing for them anymore. </p>
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<p>The Lion King. Now my 3 1/2 year olds favourite movie. Wants to watch it all the time. Still a very good watch despite its age, and quite emotional when old Mufasa dies. Great soundtrack.</p>
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<p>My mate just divorced a hot bi polar chick... really depressing situation.</p>
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<p>definitely the less appealing 'bi' to go for in a woman</p> -
<p>I am Wrath:</p>
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<p>John Travolta plays a family man who's wife get's killed, cops are all inept pencil pushers but, hey presto, JT remembers he used to be some special ops agent, what an original premise. Cue lots of killing of drug pushers, corrupt cops and the head honcho who happens to be the Governor, not even gonna write "spoiler" cos there's nothing to "spoil" with this kind of flick. JT was looking pretty pudgy, his hairpiece is horrific and he's making a movie that Liam Neeson would have thumbed his nose at.....his wise cracking Black Ops "partner" is good in every scene he is in though. </p>
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<p>London Has Fallen...</p>
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<p>Not as good as its predecessor, but still an ok switch off brain type of film...hopefully we dont see Moscow is mothered or Sydney sucks next! </p>
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<p>2.6 NTAs out of 5</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="581912" data-time="1463991342"><p>London Has Fallen...<br><br>
Not as good as its predecessor, but still an ok switch off brain type of film...hopefully we dont see Moscow is mothered or Sydney sucks next! <br><br>
2.6 NTAs out of 5</p></blockquote>
Surely they couldn't afford to film in Auckland, imagine the budget if they had to blow up a townhouse in Remera or Grey Lynn -
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<p>Surely they couldn't afford to film in Auckland, imagine the budget if they had to blow up a townhouse in Remera or Grey Lynn</p>
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<p>Not sure you've been keeping an eye on the london property market of late ....</p> -
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I can only assume... despite a shocking lack of judgement from her.... that Mrs NTA is not a headcase, because if you have ever been married to a headcase or have a mate who has been... you definitely dont a thing for them anymore. <br><br>
My mate just divorced a hot bi polar chick... really depressing situation.</p></blockquote>
Potato, potahto <br><br>
Though no one says potahto :think:<br><br>
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Anyone seen The Nice Guys with Crowe and Gosling? Looks pretty good.
